Inside the castle, SpongeBob was in a large bath tub playing with some bubbles, since he loved bubbles so much. Then Danny Fenton dumped a bucket of water on SpongeBob's head.

"Washed up from a shipwreck, huh?" He said to SpongeBob. "That's terrible, but we'll make you feel better." Danny picked up SpongeBob's outfit and looked at it. "I'll just get this washed for you."

Gary poked his two eyes out of the pocket. Before he knew it Danny threw the outfit into the tub. Frankie washed the clothes and talked to the other laundry maids.

"Well, you must've at least heard about this guy."

"No." Trixie said, "He shows up in rags and doesn't speak. Not my idea of a prince."

Gary was being washed by the maids without being noticed. Then he was hidden in a shirt's pocket and put on a hanger being taken to a different room.

Frankie continued to talk. "If Sandy's looking for her man, I know a couple of highly available ones right here."

Gary jumped through a window and saw dead fish that have been axed, boiled, and empty snail shells. He fainted at the sight of it.


Meanwhile Bernie, Corneil, and Sandy were in the dining room table.

"Oh come on, Sandy, get real. Great looking guys just don't swim around rescuing people in the middle of the ocean. If that were true, I'd change my career to a lifeguard." Bernie said.

Sandy was looking out the window wearing a pretty pink dress and said, "I'm tellin' ya Bernie, he was real. I'm gonna find him and I'm gonna marry him."

Then they all saw Danny taking SpongeBob into the room. "Come on. Don't be nervous." Danny said encouraging SpongeBob.

SpongeBob came out wearing a black tuxedo, a red bow tie, and shiny black shoes.

Bernie walked up to Sandy and said, "He cleans up good, doesn't he, Sandy?"

"Wow, you look…great." Sandy said, not knowing what to say.

SpongeBob blushed a little.

"Come, come. You must be starving. Let me help you." Corneil said helping SpongeBob into his chair. Bernie helped Sandy into her's.

"Not often we have such a great looking dinner guest, huh Sandy?" Bernie said.

SpongeBob noticed a fork in front of him. Remembering what Patrick said, he brushed it onto Corneil's fur. Corneil felt weird, but after a while it felt nice. Sandy and Bernie raised their eyebrows in confusion. SpongeBob immediately put the fork down. The Bernie was lighting up a match.

"Bernie what have I told you about smoking that pipe." Corneil said

"What? It makes me look manly." Bernie noticed SpongeBob staring at him. "See, he thinks so." He gave SpongeBob the pipe and since SpongeBob thought it was for making music, he blew into it and black dirt was all over Bernie's face. Sandy and Corneil laughed, and then Sandy coughed, "I'm so sorry, Bernie." Danny walked up to Sandy and said, "Hey Sandy, you're smiling again for the first time in weeks."

Bernie was wiping his face, "Yeah, yeah. Hey Danny, what's for dinner?"

"Something you're gonna like. Chef's making his specialty: escargot."


Gary peeked over and saw a little blue creature in a chief outfit. It was Blooregard, singing a tune in a French accent as he was cooking.

Blooregard: Le poissons

Le poissons

How I love le poissons

Love to chop

And serve little fish

First I cut off their heads

Then I pull out their bones

Ah mais oui

Ca c' est toujours delish

Le poissons

Le poissons

Hee hee hee

Hah hah hah

With clever, I hack them in two

I pull out what's inside

And I serve it up fried

God, I love little fishes

Don't you?

Gary hid under a piece of lettuce.

Blooregard: Here's something for tempting the palate

Prepared in the classic technique

First you pound the fish flat with a mallet

Then you slash through the skin

Give their belly a slice

Then you rub some salt in

Cause that makes it taste nice

Blooregard noticed a moving piece of lettuce. He picked it up and saw Gary.

"Zut alors, I have missed one!" He said as he picked up Gary.

Blooregard: Sacre bleu

What is this?

How on earth could I miss

Such a sweet little succulent snail?

Quel dommage

What a loss

Here we go in the sauce

He threw Gary in a bowl of sauce.

Blooregard: Now some flower, I think

Just a dab

Blooregard threw some flour on top of Gary, causing him to sneeze.

Blooregard: Now I stuff you with bread

He stuffed bread inside his shell.

Blooregard: It don't hurt 'cause you're dead

And you're certainly lucky you are

'Cause it's gonna be hot

In my big silver pot

Toodle loo mon poisson

Au revoir!

Blooregard threw Gary toward his pot. But when he looked back Gary was sitting on the table inside his shell.

He picked him up with a fork and stared at him. "What the heck is this?" He wondered. The Gary poked his head out of his shell and bit Blooregard. "Ow!" He cried out in pain as he dropped Gary. Gary made a run for it, the angry Blooregard saw him on the counter but touched the stove instead. When Gary was slithering on the floor, Blooregard grabbed his cooking knife and jumped after Gary, crashing into a bunch of stuff.


In the dining room, Danny heard a lot of crashing. "Uh, I think I better see what Blooregard is up to." Danny said worried as he made a dash to the kitchen. The place was a mess made by Blooregard looking for Gary. "Come out, you pipsqueak and fight like a man!" Blooregard yelled out to Gary, but he was long gone.

"Blooregard!" Danny yelled out annoyed and angry. "What the heck are you doing?!"

"I was just…uh…snail and, uh." Blooregard stuttered trying to tell Danny what happened, but he knew he wouldn't believe him. "Never mind."

Danny just grabbed the plates, rolled his eyes, and walked out.


Bernie was talking to Sandy in the dining room. "Y'know, I was thinking maybe our guest would like to see more of our kingdom, like a tour."

Sandy wasn't listening. She and SpongeBob were staring at each other. "I'm sorry, Bernie, did you say somethin'?"

"You can't just stay here waiting for your mystery man." While they were talking, Bernie lifted up his lid a bit and SpongeBob was surprised to see Gary on his plate. "You have to do something more active like you use to do." While no one was looking, SpongeBob opened up his lid and signaled Gary to come onto his plate. No one noticed Gary slither all the way to SpongeBob's plate. Corneil saw but didn't say anything. "Course I will, if he's interested." SpongeBob immediately put his lid down and Sandy asked him, "So, would y'all like to come on a tour of my kingdom tomorrow?"

SpongeBob nodded happily.

"Great." Bernie said. "Now let's eat before this snail slithers off my plate."

But it already did. Corneil snickered quietly.


At night, SpongeBob was looking out his balcony watching Sandy practice karate. Sandy saw SpongeBob and smiled at him. SpongeBob noticed her looking and nervously waved. He went back inside and walked passed Squidward and Gary. Squidward was cleaning up Gary from his hard day.

"Do you see what we go through for you, SquarePants? I hope you're happy." Squidward told SpongeBob, who was jumping up and down on the bed.

"Allow me to come in." A voice called out. It was actually Corneil standing in front of the door. Squidward looked surprised.

"Uh oh." Squidward said knowing Corneil knew their plan. "Hey, you can talk?"

"Of course I can." Corneil said walking past Squidward. "A squirrel and an octopus can talk, but a dog can't."

"Anyway, what are you doing here and how long until you call the guards?" Squidward asked, thinking he'll tell everyone everything they were planning.

"I am here to lend my services into helping SpongeBob get a kiss from Sandy."

"Meow?" Gary asked.

"The starfish told me everything. SpongeBob gave his voice to breathe air and the only way he can permanently breathe air is to kiss Sandy. And you two work at the Krusty Krab." Corneil pointed to Squidward and SpongeBob. "Which means I'll have to pay Bernie five bucks?"

"This is great!" Squidward said excited. "You can tell Sandy who SpongeBob is and she'll kiss him." Squidward said as he put his arm around an excited SpongeBob.

"No!" Corneil said to the surprise of Squidward and SpongeBob. "Love cannot work that way. If SpongeBob wants Sandy to fall in love with him, he has to do it on his own. Oh and you're going on a ride with Sandy tomorrow, better get some sleep. See you in the morning." Corneil said as he left.

"I think this is turning out better than expected. Right, SpongeBob?"

But SpongeBob was already asleep and so was Gary. Squidward shut off the light and went into SpongeBob's bed. "You are completely hopeless."


Back in Bikini Bottom, a cop stops by the Krusty Krab.

"Any sign of them?" Mr. Krabs asked the cop.

"Negative, there have been no reports of the whereabouts of SpongeBob SquarePants or Squidward Tentacles." The cop said.

"Well, keep looking, find them before I lose all me customers."

"Yes sir." The cop said as he drove away in his car.

"Oh what have I done?" Mr. Krabs said upset.


The next day Bernie and Danny waved goodbye to SpongeBob and Sandy as they left in a carriage. SpongeBob looked around him staring at the amazing sites and to Sandy's surprise he even looked below, staring at the horses feet gallop. When they were in town, Squidward tried to get SpongeBob's attention, but SpongeBob just waved. Squidward asked, "Has she kissed him yet?"

Gary shook his head.

In town SpongeBob saw a puppet show and took one of the puppets off the confused puppeteer's hand. Then SpongeBob and Sandy danced in the plaza.

"Hey Squidward, any kissing?" Patrick asked.

"No, not yet." Squidward said sadly.

"Oh." Pauses. "How about now?"

"Those two better get a move on." Corneil said.

SpongeBob and Sandy rode in the carriage again, this time Sandy let SpongeBob drive. While he was driving, he went very fast, almost crashing due to the fact he never got his driver's license. Aside from almost crashing off a cliff, Sandy had a great time.


At night, SpongeBob and Sandy were in a rowboat on a lake.

"I can't see." Patrick whispered loudly.

"Stop pushing me, Patrick!" Corneil shouted out.

"Will both of you stop it?" Squidward told both of them. "Nothing's even happening. He's only got one day left and after that, game over." Squidward took out his clarinet. "This calls for a little 'romantic simulation'." Squidward got close without being seen, and then he started playing a romantic song on his clarinet.

When Gary heard, he hid in his shell to drown out the sound.

Sandy heard and said, "Someone should find that poor feller and put it out of its misery."

SpongeBob weakly smiled and was a bit embarrassed, he knew Squidward was making things worse than making it better.

Corneil had had it and took Squidward's clarinet and threw it aside.

"Squidward that is not what I call romantic music. Watch and you'll see the correct way." Corneil grabbed a stick. "First you got to create the mood, percussion." Ducks started drumming on turtles' backs. "Strings," Crickets started chirping. "Winds," The wind started blowing. "Words."

Corneil: There you see him

Sitting there across the way

He don't got a lot to say

But there's something about him

And you don't know why

But you're dying to try

He wants to kiss the girl

"Did y'all hear something?" Sandy asked.

SpongeBob smiled and shrugged.

Corneil: Yes, you want him

Look at him, you know you do

Possible he wants you too

There is one way to ask him

It don't take a word

Not a single word

Go on kid, kiss the girl

"Sing with me now."

Corneil and Squidward: Sha la la la la la

My oh my

Look at the girl too shy

He ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la

Corneil: Ain't that sad?

Ain't it a shame?

Too bad, he gonna miss the girl

"You know, it's a darn shame I don't even know your name." Sandy said to SpongeBob. "Maybe I can guess. It's Milton."

SpongeBob made a disgusted face.

Sandy laughed, "Okay no, um how about Tom?" SpongeBob shook his head. "Bill?" SpongeBob shook his head again.

"SpongeBob, his name is SpongeBob." Squidward whispered to Sandy.

"SpongeBob?" Sandy wondered.

SpongeBob nodded happily.

"SpongeBob?!" SpongeBob nodded again. "That's a nice name. Okay, SpongeBob."

Corneil: Now's your moment (yeah yeah)

Floating in a goo lagoon (yeah yeah)

Boy you better do it soon

No time will be better (yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Corneil and Squidward: He don't say a word

And he won't say word

Until he kiss the girl

A lot of lake animals gathered around and started singing along.

Corneil, Squidward and Gary: Sha la la la la la

Don't be scared

You got the mood prepared

Go on and kiss the girl

Some fish (and Patrick) made a fountain around SpongeBob and Sandy.

Corneil, Squidward, Gary and Patrick: Sha la la la la la

Don't stop now

Don't try to hide it now

He wants to kiss the girl

Squidward played some more notes on his clarinet, but some birds quiet him up.

Corneil, Gary and Patrick: Sha la la la la la

Float along

And listen to the song

The song say kiss the girl

SpongeBob and Sandy stared deep into each others eyes.

Sha la la la la la

The music play

Do what the music say

He's gotta kiss the girl

SpongeBob and Sandy leaned forward to kiss.

He's got to kiss the girl

Everyone rooted them on.

He's got to kiss the girl

He wanna kiss the girl

They got closer and closer

You've gotta kiss the girl

Corneil and Squidward: Go on and kiss the girl

Just when they were about to kiss, the boat tipped over causing them to miss their chance.

"No!" Squidward yelled out in annoyance.

"Hang on, y'all, I gotcha." Sandy said as she helped SpongeBob onto his feet.


But the boat was actually tipped over by Manray and the Dirty Bubble, to stop them from kissing.

"Nice work, boys." Plankton said watching everything from his computer at the Chum Bucket. "That doofus is better than I thought."

Plankton jumped from his computer to the floor. "At this rate, she'll be kissing him by sunset."

Plankton started throwing things in his cauldron. "I think it's time Plankton took matters into his own hands. Krabs' fry cook will be mine and then I'll make him wrive, I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook!"

Then Plankton started to change along with his voice.