diclaimer: i own nothing but the plot (Bush bought the chickens)
"And it says," Squall listened a moment longer. "It says, 'How the hell should I know?'"
"That's it?" Eiko asked. "Damn it."
"Sorry," Squall said, and fed the egg to his pet salamander, who he called Mr. Tinkerbell. Okay, so maybe it wasn't his salamander, it was Selphie's, but he had gotten attached to it during the time he spent in her body, so he took care of it.
"HAVE YOU NO SHAME? FEEDING THE GUY WHO YOU JUST HAD A CONVERSATION WITH TO YOUR PET? YOU SICKO!" Eiko screamed and ran out of the door.
"What?"
"So," Zidane asked when Eiko showed up. "It didn't work?"
"No." Eiko said. "What we need is a machine that knows all of the answers."
"So, you need a machine zat knows zall of zi answerz?" The two looked up to see no other than the crazy guy with the insane brain, Odine.
"Yeah …" Zidane said, "You help? And no experiments on us this time!"
"Awww…" Odine tossed the tranquilizer he had been hiding behind his back over the wall. "Oh vell, come come."
-DORK-
"So, this is gonna' help us?" Eiko said, looking at the machine that was no larger than her eye.
"Yah." Odine said. "Ask zit a queztion."
"Sure, yo', computer, what came first," her eyes narrowed. "The chicken, or the egg?"
-What came first? Let's see, what came first, hmm… I'll have to think on that one … I know! The answer is…-
"Yes?" Zidane's eyes widened, so did Eiko's.
-Is … forty-two. Which is the answer to all of life's mysteries. And the meaning of life as well… … …-
There was a long pause.
Then the machine said –just joking. I have no idea. Ask Loire.- Before exploding, which sent Eiko into howls of pain and frustration, remember, she was holding it.
"DAMMIT ALL! ODINE! CAN'T YOU MAKE ANYTHING USEFUL?"
"Um, no, no, zat ziz not pozzible." Odine said before running off (can the guy run…?).
"So much for the 'Great Doctor Odine'." Zidane muttered.
"Yeah." And the two sat down to think again.
So, that's pretty much it.
-DORK-
SIDE STORY!
This is a little think that me and my buddy's made up at lunch yesterday!
Okay, all of these guys are fighting over the Declaration of Independence or some really historic document, and none of them can get their hands on it because they are too busy fighting eachother. So the Declaration is just sitting there, when Zidane drops out of the ceiling on one of them spy wire things and grabs it, goes up a few yards, takes out some crayons, and begins doodling. Pretty soon, he says, "Potty Break!" And takes a crap, which lands on the fighters' heads and uses the Declaration to wipe his ass.
One of the fighters looks up and says. "Gimme' that!" Not noticing that it had crap smeared all over it.
Zidane says, "Okay, dokay!" And hands it to the guy, who tosses it at another guy, who tosses it at another guy, who tosses it at another guy, and so on, while Zidane escapes and the cops blame the other dudes for everything.
FuNnY? I didn't think so, oh well. Bye!
ANd guess what? i finally got out of the God damned Fossil Roo! mahahahahahahahahahaha! and now i finally got onto disk three! eat my shorts janet! hahahaha! and i finally got eiko (this story was based on what i had heard about her and stuff) so future stories should be better. I changed my name to Dopey girl, so in older stories "Kitera" is me. Bye!
