"You know, I was thinking-"

"Don't hurt yourself."

"Very funny. I was trying to be serious."

"The operative word being trying."

"You're not helping, Nick."

"Okay, I'm sorry. I'm listening."

"..."

"…"

"Should I cut my hair? Nicky…stop laughing."

"Really Greg, you expect me to take you seriously when you say something so-"

Don't you say it, too. Warrick and Sara are bad enough."

"But you never cared before. Why the sudden change?"

"Well…I never had anyone I wanted to impress."

"Who do you want to impress?"

"…"

"Oh Greg, I'm just teasing. You know I like your hair the way it is."

"Really?"

"Yeah. Besides, I like having something to hold on to.

"Well…it did grow on me."

"How about we make a deal? You stop making bad jokes, and I'll remind you how much I like your hair."

"How can I pass up such an enticing offer? But don't think I feel the same away about that pornstache."


And of course, I have naught to do with the ownership of CSI.