Three. Drugs…? No, That's Just How We Roll.
"I want to be a hippo when I grow up!"
"That's nice, Chiharu. Now, could you please sit down and take your underwear off of your head?" our World Civ. teacher asked, shielding his eyes.
I smiled at Squall who seemed to be slightly disturbed by my random outburst.
"If your underwear is on your head, then what are you wearing under your skirt..?" he wanted to know.
I grinned. "Wanna see??"
Emiko was practically in hysterics from laughing so hard, and fell out of her chair. I looked back up at my teacher who wasn't as amused.
"NO! SIT DOWN NOW CHIHARU OR IT'S DETENTION." Mr. Vanquesey yelled.
"But.. I LOVE detention! Can I go now?!" I asked enthusiastically. "WHO'S WITH ME?!?"
Emiko jumped up, pulling off her bra and strapping it onto her face. "I'M A BUG!! BUZZ BUZZ!!!"
It's times like these when I am proud of my friends. I have taught them well. Kaya stood up too.
"SEX!!!" she yelled, pulling her shirt up over her head. Our teacher looked like he was about to loose his mind when Namine stood up too.
"PARTY WOOOT!!!!!!!!!!" she took off all of her clothes and started swinging her school shirt around her head. The entire class was silent.
"No. Umm… that's just a little weird right there." I pointed out. But Namine didn't stop there, she ran right up to Mr. Vanquesey and pulled a party boy on him before throwing up in his face.
I looked first at Emiko, and then at Kaya, and silently the three of us agreed it would be best to just sit down and pretend this never happened.
Too bad the security guard was already coming into the room, huh? Our teacher was in hysterics.
"THOSE FOUR! DETENTION!"
Kaya and me each grabbed one of Namine's wrists and dragged her out of the room with Emiko following closely behind.
"Come on barfy, let's go." I grinned.
I looked at the security guard; his name tag read JEFFY. "Heeey there Jeffy! How are you doing this fine day?"
"WWWWWWERLLLL it was rainin this mornin and I didn't have an umbrella and um so it was rainin and I.. I walked to school and I don't have a car cause m-my m-m-m-m-mama kicked me out when I was 15 and so it was rainin and I … I… I got wet."
"YOU DON'T SAY, JEFFY??" Emiko exclaimed.
"I got wett lasssst night!!!" Namine declared happily before passing out on the floor.
And so we all burst out laughing for like, the bazillionth time that day. Obviously, we let him take care of the "Namine Problem" while we skipped detention and went to the beach. Because it just seemed like the right thing to do. And it hasn't been raining all day.
((heheee we're just a bit crazy there.. XDD I actually kind of wrote this chapter with Chiharu's help, so yeah. Review? PLEEEZ? haha))
-Emiko
