Wahahahahaha!!!! Here's the update on my little Naruto fanfic . As promised, we'll get to see how Kakashi and Iruka are doing in this chappy! Onto the story! Again! -dodges the muffins of doom- HA! -takes a hit to the head by a shoe -

Rating: M for later chapters

Pairing: Naruto x Sasuke, with some Kakashi x Iruka

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Sasuke won't be with the snake dude and Sakura would probably been killed off…xP


Sasuke blinked many times at this. Ok. Either I lost my hearing or Naruto has been switched with an evil little hentai when I wasn't looking he thought to himself. "What?!" he snapped at him, glaring at him, even though 'secretly' he liked the blonde…'Secretly' mind you.. Naruto just grinned at him. He leaned closer to the raven haired boy, Sasuke could practically feel his warm breath on his lips, making him hold back a shudder.

Wow, I thought he'd freak out by now.. Naruto thought to himself while looking directly into Sasuke's eyes, who which by now was fidgeting. Then he did something Naruto wasn't expecting…He…Head butted him! (Ha! Though he was gonna kiss him didn't you xP Wrong!) Naruto let out a small surprised/pained yelp, making him get off of Sasuke with one hand clutching his forehead. "What the hell was that for Sasuke-teme?!?!" he shouted at Sasuke, pointing an accusing finger at the said ravened haired ninja.

Sasuke glared at him. "You were being a baka, dobe." He stated simply. Well, it would have been more effective if it weren't for the fact that he was blushing a light pink. Naruto noticed, making him blink and then grin.

"You're blushing." He said with his grin in contact.

"I am not!" snapped the Uchiha, his blush getting worse.

"You want to huuuuuugg me! You want to kiiiiiiissss me! You want to maaaaakeout! You want to have Se-" Naruto chanted before Sasuke interrupted by yelling

"I DO NOT YOU FUCKING BAKA! " he said with more blushing, accompanied with an eye twitch. Naruto pouted when he got interrupted, but then smiled.

"You're red, and I'll take your bagels." He said with a small evil laugh before standing up and taking the brown bag. Sasuke's eye twitched violently.. Wow that thing can really twitch when it wants to.. After Naruto left Sasuke quickly got out of the bindings, going over to him and tackling him.

"My bagels. Not. Yours." he growled at him, pinning the blonde ninja's arms above his head and straddled his hips. Naruto blinked and blushed.

"G-get off my teme!" he growled back at him. Sasuke smirk.

"Aw, am I hurting you?" he said in a mock baby voice. Naruto glared and shook his head. Sasuke leaned down. "Hm, then something else?" he asked with that smirk never leaving his face. Naruto blushed redder and struggled. Sasuke was very close now, breath mingling and the fact that he was strattling him was not helping him. Naruto wanted to kiss him badly, but sure as hell not going to give in to this newly formed game. He bucked his hips up, making their crotches meet. Sasuke froze at that, not expecting or not liking that. While he was frozen Naruto wiggled out of his grip, running away into the living room. Sasuke sat there for a little while.

So that's the game huh? See who cracks first. He thought to himself with an evil grin.

-Time skip!-

"Night Sasuke!" Naruto said to him cheerfully before putting the covers over his shoulders and closing his eyes. He was pretty damn tired from today. His and Sasuke's 'game' ended up with near kisses, sexy poses and 'accidental' groping. No less when they got outside with the game the fan girls screamed their heads off, fainted, tried ripping off their clothes and take pictures. Luckily the poor ninjas escaped before they got completely naked.

Sasuke just mumbled 'night' before laying down on the sleeping bag provided for him. He waited until he heard the slow, steady breathing of a certain blonde to tell if he was asleep before getting up. He walked over to Naruto, sitting next to him on the bed. Naruto looked rather peaceful when his asleep. The moonlight had lighten his tanned skin, making it glow with a halo of gold hair. Sasuke reached out a little lightly put a hand on his cheek, rubbing it with his thumb to move a strand of hair and feel the soft skin of a whiskered cheek.

Wow.. He's just beautiful. .And actually calm looking when his mouth is shut. He thought to himself with a small smile. He leaned closer to Naruto, this time not intending to tease. Well. .He IS asleep.. So he won't know if I did this. He thought while looking at those soft, pink lips. What he didn't know was that the said blonde was actually awake, pretending he was asleep because of how close he was.

What is he trying to do…? He thought to himself before getting an answer. Sasuke had pressed his lips against Naruto, sharing a soft kiss with him. Naruto opened his eyes a little, seeing that Sasuke's eyes were closed. He blushed a light pink but closed his eyes once more, and lightly kissed him back.

Sasuke noticed this and pulled away, finding that Naruto still looked like he was asleep, but blushing. Did he just kiss me back…? He thought to himself, that is until Naruto turned onto his side to hug his pillow. "Mmh…Yummy new ramen." He mumbled before nuzzling his pillow. Naruto just said that so Sasuke could have some dignity, but it made Sasuke blink and look a little confused. So I taste like ramen?

And now to check up on Kakashi and Iruka!

Kakashi and Iruka had been riding a bus to this convention, since the location was unknown except to the bus drivers. So they couldn't poof off to it. They had been sitting in the very back that had more then one seat. Iruka was asleep, leaning on Kakashi's shoulder. Kakashi smiled softly at him and lightly wrapped one arm around his waist, keeping him close. Damn it, if this wasn't on the bus I could kiss him.. he thought with a mental pout. He didn't like that fact of the evil bus keeping him from doing as he pleased. Then, as if on cue, on old, wrinkle man with a cane walked up to them, sitting down next to Kakashi.

"How are you doing whippier snapper?" he asked in a shaky, old guy voice. Kakashi mentally eye twitch.

"I'm fine.. You?" he asked politely with a forced smile. The old guy gave him a toothless grin and stuck out his hand.

"Nice to meet ya!" he said to him cheerfully. With a raised eyebrow Kakashi extended his hand, to have it whack by the old guy's cane. "He's coming onto me! Help! Rubber duckies!" he yelled while flailing his cane around, hitting Kakashi who was making sure the cane didn't get the sleeping Iruka. Kakashi's visible eye twitched.

"I'm not coming onto you ,sir" he said while glaring at him. The old guy then stared at him.

"Shiny.." he said before falling asleep and drooling on Kakashi's shoulder. Kakshi was twitching everywhere not, resisting from simply killing the old guy. He settled for just shoving him off, he yelling 'THE TWINKIE SHALL RULE ALL!' and falling back asleep while snoring loudly. Kakashi sighed, both in relieve Iruka didn't wake up and in annoyance of the old dude. He look up at the ceiling and thought Why me Kami? Why?


Neko: -claps- Whelp, that'd be the chappy for today! I kind of feel bad for Kakashi though…

Kakashi: -vein- you should! What was with the old guy anyway?

Naruto: And you had to make me save teme's dignity?

Neko: The old guy was actually from the dream I based this off of…Except for the rubber duckies and twinkies part

Naruto: and what about mine?

Neko: To save the plot of course!

Naruto: There's a plot?

Neko:…………..Look! Instant ramen! -runs-

Naruto: -looks around for the ramen-