Mars: I don't believe it three reviews for the first chapter, I CAN'T EVEN GET TWO ON POKEMON STAR WARS!!!
Tidus: Hey, if you like this story, you should read Mars' other story, Elemental Spirits
Yuna: It has FFX characters!
Link: But an Ocarina of Time storyline!

Disclaimer: Don't own FFX, though I wish I did

Twin Fantasies
Chapter 2: The Al Bhed

I thought about a lot of things...like where I was, what I'd got myself into. I started to feel light-headed...and then, sleepy. I think I had a dream. A dream of being alone. I wanted someone-anyone, beside me...so I didn't have to feel alone anymore.

Tidus then woke up in Al Bhed Territory "Anybody there? Auron! Talla! Heeey!" Tidus began to walk on a bridge, and a rumble from the ground made the bridge collapse. He fell into the water three Sahagins. After defeating two Sahagins, the third Sahagin was suddenly eaten by Geosgaeno. Tidus fought the Geosgaeno and was able to esacpe. "Whoa!" Geosgaeno tried to suck in Tidus but Tidus successfully got into the next area.

I had made it out of the frying pan...and into the freezer. I thought I was going to die in this place.

Tidus found himself in a room with no campfire, "Cold... Need...fire." he sat down "Talla, I wonder how she is"

Talla found herself in Luca "Where am I?" she walked up to a passing man "Hi, um, where am I?"

"E's cunno, E tuh'd ihtancdyht oui," the man replied

"Oh, uh, what?"

"E lyh'd ihtancdyht oui"

"I'm in 'we'?"

"Hu, hu, E...sayh E tuh'd ihtancdyht oui"

"Forget it, you're no help,"

"E's cunno"

"I'm guessing cunno means sorry" Talla walked away, "Everyone here speaks another language" she bumped into Rin "Cunno sir"

"Don't be, it's my fault" Rin said

"You…can, understand?"

"Oac, E lyh"

"…huh?"

"Sorry, I meant to say I could understand"

"Where am I?"

"You're in Luca,"

"Luca? Any Blitzball here?"

Meanwhile, Tidus managed to start a fire, "I need food!" then the fire started to go out "Hey, wait! Wait! Don't go out on me! Just hold on. I'll get more wood!" he turned around to search for something flammable but he was attacked by a fiend. Tidus picked his Longsword up and began to fight the fiend.

After a while, the sealed doors to the temple were opened by a bomb. When the smoke cleared a couple of people were standing in the doorway. A girl in some armor came out and helped Tidus defeat the fiend. "Hey thanks," Tidus thanked her.

"Cdyo eh dryd cbud!" she told him

"Huh? What?"

One of the men grabbed Tidus' hair "Fryd ec ed? Risyh un Fiend?"

"Tuac ed muug mega y fiend?" that was the girl

"Ed ec eh risyh teckieca!" another man said

"Fa cruimt gemm ed drah!" the man holding Tidus dropped him on the floor and pointed his gun at Tidus' back

"Wait! I don't want to hurt any of you!" Tidus panicked, he didn't want to die.

"Ra cyoc ra tuac hud fyhd du rind yhouha" the girl said

"Fro cruimt fa dnicd ed?" that was a woman

"Madc dyga ed fedr ic," the girl picked Tidus up and punched him in the stomach

"That…hurt" he blacked out.

Tidus woke up handcuffed to a pole in a small room. He looked out the window and saw that it was underwater. Where was he? In a submarine? Someone came into the room, "Hu sujehk lybdeja!" he pointed his gun at Tidus.

"Um…okay" he examined his handcuffs, they needed a key. Now there was nothing to do but wait for something to happen. But then something in his mind clicked. Talla! he thought Maybe they know where Talla is! "Hey!" he called the guard's attention "Have you seen a girl who's about my age? She has the same color hair as me, same eye color, she has lighter skin than me. She has the same jacket, but her pants are held up by a white belt and she doesn't have this big glove like I have. Her jacket's also zipped up to the top. Have you seen her?"

The man thought for a minute and shook his head. Tidus sighed and slumped down as far as he could. Talla wasn't on the ship. He was worried sick for his twin sister. They had never been apart in ten years. Even though they didn't know each other ten years ago.

Just then, some more people, including the girl that teamed up with Tidus came into the room. A blonde man with a Mohawk came into the room. "Ryja oui caynlrat res?" he asked the guard in the room.

"Frema ra fyc ihluhleuic" the guard explained "Ra uhmo ryt y Muhkcfunt, frelr fa luhveclydat. Ra caasc du pa risyh, yht E drehg ra'c muugehk vun cusauha. Bnupypmo y cepmehk uv rec cehla ra taclnepat cusauha fru muugc mega res" (You might want to put all of that through a translator)

"E caa Paddo" he turned to Tidus "Oui!"

"Who? Me?" Tidus asked

The man showed him a pair of goggles, pointed to them and made a swimming motion "Oui fung! Oui cdyo!"

"I don't understand, at all"

"Vun dra muja uv…" That was the girl "You can stay if you work"

"Huh? Oh, okay then! I'll work" Tidus agreed "And…can I have some food?"

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