DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars OR Kirby, nor Nintendo or their respective companies, etc. However, I do own this particular fan fic. Sorry for taking so long to put this disclaimer up, I kept on forgetting.
Poyo Wars: Kirbies of the Old Republic
Chapter 3
Poyo walked over to the window in the silvery apartment, and looked outside. Oddly, he saw rolling hills, fluffy bunnies, tweeting birds and a sun shining onto a glistening lake. He blinked for a few seconds, surprised, before he noticed a button marked "Hologram of what you want to see" and, obviously, he pressed it. The sickeningly cute picture flickered and died to reveal a polluted sky. An air speeder was having a little trouble, and its engines sputtered for a few seconds before it belched black smoke toward the window before flying off.
"What a brilliant place to spend your holidays(!)" Poyo said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
"What led you to that conclusion, Kirblock?" Poyarth retorted.
"Let's just explore." Poyo walked out of the room.
"W-wait for me!" Poyarth scrambled after Poyo.
When they exited, they found a Waddle Dee in the center of the hall, with two Sith Kirbi droids next to him, standing in front of two Waddle Doos.
"Erm…. get against the wall…? Please?" the Waddle Dee feebly asked the Waddle Doos.
"No, man! We, like, TOTALLY have the right of free expression!" one of the Waddle Doos said before using his beam to burn the words "Peace out!" on the wall closest to him.
"I-I'm serious! Do it now, o-or I'll shoot!" the Waddle Dee pulled out his blaster with a shaky hand and aimed at them. This prompted the droids into a ready state.
"Okay, let's get that clown out of action" said Poyow before blasting the droids. "…Fine." Poyarth scorched the Waddle Dee's rear end, prompting him to run away.
"E-eek!" was the Waddle Dee's parting words as he ran away, clutching his bottom. "Thanks, DUDE!" the Waddle Doo that hadn't spoken before said. "Don't mention it." Poyo said as he walked by.
A while later, they came upon a Chip who called himself the "Peanut Hermit". He had a droid to sell, and it cost one packet of peanuts, despite the fact it was a top of the line droid called "FL-U88". "Hey there! I've got something that I'm sellin' for peanuts! Literally! I'm the Peanut Hermit, nice to see ya!" The furry blob with a tail seemed ready to explode with excitement.
"…The Peanut Hermit?" Poyarth looked rather unamazed.
"That's me!" the Chip looked expectantly at Poyo. "Don't you have something to give me? I can smell it! Come on! You'll be getting a high quality droid for free!"
Poyow relented. "Urrrgh…. fine." Poyo gave the Peanut Hermit his peanuts, and he was unsurprised when the Chip bounced around the square like a Gizka given too much sugar.
"Thanks! Here ya go!" The Peanut Hermit gave him FL-U88 and bounced away happily, munching on his newly obtained packet of peanuts.
"Bweeeep! Blirp! Bweeeoweo! Hirrr…" FL-U88 skidded around before hitting Poyarth's behind.
"Yow!" Poyarth kicked the droid.
"Dwoo…" FL-U88 slid backward.
"I don't like what we've gotten ourselves into…" Poyo muttered apprehensively…
"What's the worst that could happen?" Poyarth asked.
"Famous last words." Poyo walked into one of the buildings, with FL-U88 and Poyarth in tow.
A/N: You won't know what a Chip is if you haven't played Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. Sorry. Anyway, did you get the reference? FL-U88 is meant to be like "FLUDD". I'll get around to getting chapter four up eventually, but for now, enjoy!
