Naruto Endings
Chapter Two
Yeah
I'm glad that people are liking this. Please, don't be afraid to talk to me and give ideas. I love all ideas.
If I owned Naruto, Sasuke would be dead, Naruto would be a blonde (I think a NON blonde character in an anime for once would be nice (not that I have anything against blondes...)), and the Akatsuki would have more people so I wouldn't feel like animes are dissin' girls that are not weak and/or mostly blonde or pink hair. (Once again, nothing wrong with blondes!)... Yeah, don't own it, do I?
"Deidara-senpai?" A young boy whined.
"Yes Tobi?" Deidara growled in annoyance, accidently crushing a clay bird in his hands.
"Tobi is a good boy, right?"
Deidara sighed impatiently. "Yes, Tobi is a good boy."
"Then you won't mind me asking..."
"What! I have things to do!"
Tobi flopped down onto Deidara's bed. "Have you ever raped someone?"
"What? No, yeah!" The blonde screamed a manly shriek.
"Having second thoughts now?" Tobi innocently asked.
"No! Yeah!"
Tobi waited for a few a few seconds before it sunk in. "Ack! YOU'RE A RAPIST! SAVE TOBI!" He ran out of the room screaming.
Deidara walked out of the room only to face all of the Akatsuki members.
"We have it from a reliable source that you are a rapist." Sasori shook his head.
"You must be punished." Hidan smiled and EVIL GRIN OF DOOM!
Kisame picked up Deidara, brought him over to the sound village and locked in a cage with...OROCHIMARU! -GASP!-
"You'll be in there for...24 hours! Have fun." Kisame laughed.
"NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!" Deidara screamed for dear life.
The Gay Pedofile Molester Man did very VERY bad things to Deidara. Man, that Gay Pedofile Molester Man sure took a lot of Viagra...
Any questions? Please contact your nearest drug dealer and all questions shall be answered. Thank you.
