What the hell is going on here?! What did i do that was so wrong?Ugh!

Naruto just got back from a long day of kicking, slapping, yelling, gossiping, and had no idea what any of it was about!

"Let's see...I got hit by Sakura first, then she said she was going to go 'talk to some people.' After that Ino, Ten Ten, Temari, and all those random chicks started taking turns nagging the crap outta me!"

He thought a little harder about what he's been doing lately, all that cam to mind was how long he's gone without Ramen, a whole ten hours to be exact. What better way to get away from all the confusion of the day than with his favorite existing food?

"All right! Let's go get some Ra-! Ow! What was...?" He looked up to see his least favorite raven-haired boy.

"You should watch it, dobe." Naruto still had his usual stupid grin on his face, wich told Sasuke he was listening only to the voices inside his own head. "Hey." Although he didn't shout, his voice was firm enough to wake even the well-known ignorant Naruto from his thoughts.

"Huh? You say something?" He was actually paying attention now, he just still didn't care, which earned him a cold glare from the agitated Uchiha.

"Yeah, I did. What's wrong with you? Other than the usual, of course."

"I don't have time for stupid fights! I'm staaaarving!"

Impatient as always. But still...

Before he could even finish his thoughts, his teammate was speaking again.

"Hey? Hello? You in there?" The idiot waved his hands in front of the others face until he managed to get his attention.

Geez. There he goes again! Where does he even get all this energy? He felt a hand tugging on his sleeve.

"Well if you wanna stand there like some brainless zombie, go ahead! But if you actually came here for a reason follow me so we can go get some chow!"

Hmph! Like hell I'm gonna let him drag me around like that! He jerked his arm back roughly and continued walking slowly behind Naruto, who thought this to be too rude to ignore. He considered turning around and to ask what his problem was but thought better of it

Whatever! I don't have time to waste on this freaking Goth!

Once they reached what seemed like a decent restaurant a small smirk swept across the Ramen-obsessors whiskered face.

"Yes! Sweet Ramen, here I come!" He threw his hands up in the air, as if it were a sign of victory. He turned to see his companion shaking his head and laughing to himself.

"What's so funny? You know I haven't eaten barely anything all day!" This just got an even more amused look from the Raven.

"I'm surprised you lasted this long, too. Just the way you were in such a hurry I suspected you had a fatal injury and needed to find a hospital." Although you couldn't tell through his multi-emotion-filled face, but thee was only one thing e was hoping for-comeback.

"Yeah? Well...at least i don't turn all ghost in the middle of a conversation!" After that stated, the boy stuck out his tongue, pout, and try every other form of mockery he knew of.

"You talk to Sakura lately?" Sasuke asked, as if he never paid attention to any of the earlier conversation. Naruto, who was now in the middle o some form of monkey pose, now had a dumbfounded look across his face.

"Huh? Yea, I did. How did you know? You wanted to talk to her or something?" Sasuke...such a suspicious Goth...always has been.

"No. I already saw her this morning. Just wanted t know if you had."

"Well I did," Naruto was getting more and more worried by this with every passing second. "Wait a second! Were you the one that told her to knee me in the gut?!"

"So that's her reaction? Hmm...Anyone else you seen lately?"

"What Sasuke, you bastard! You're the reason I got the crap beat outta me by all those chicks?! What did you tell them?! What did you do?! Tell meeee!"

"Who me? I didn't do anything. And as far as saying anything...well, you know what they say, the truth hurts. Maybe you a little more than them. Not exactly my intentions but..." Naruto instinctively brought his hand to his bandaged cheek; which got possibly the most damage out of everything. The training, and then those pissed off groupies...wait! Those were groupies! They all had one thing in common...Sasuke. But what does that mean? As is reading his mind, Sasuke gave Naruto he answer he wanted, or more like questioned his question.

"Well, if you wanted to know why you were getting mauled, why didn't you so much as ask one of them? Why didn't you so much as fight back? Why did you just sit there and take all those beatings if you thought you didn't even deserve them?" This coming from Sasuke hurt him, more than he showed.

"So...you did this on purpose...just to watch me get humiliated like that? Well...just hope you enjoyed the show."

Naruto said coldly and turned from what he thought as his friend. Just as Sasuke was about to turn back, all he saw was a small puff of smoke.

There aren't any places that serve Ramen nearby...so there's one place he could be now. And with that, Sasuke also disappeared into a smoke cloud.

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