This chapter was made very shortly after the first one, a very incredible feat for me, so somebody throw a party please.

If you can't understand Japanese, just PM me, and I'll translate any Japanese in this story

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its affiliates. If I did, the series wouldn't have had so many filler episodes.


Heist

"NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Naruto yelled, "I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yes dobe, now please stop shouting, you're gonna kill my hearing." the stoic Uchiha answered. "Now, I let me elaborate. The Akatsuki are massing an army to strike Konoha, and not only that, but they plan to revive Orochimaru to lead their army to battle. Apparently Orochimaru somehow grounded himself into Kabuto, whom I'm sure you know."

"Yes, the last time I saw him, he tried to kill me, very observant of you."

"Yes, well, Kabuto sought out the Akatsuki to revive Orochimaru, and they agreed so long as he would destroy Konoha in return."

"Wasn't he planning to destroy Konoha in the first place?"

"Yes dobe, once again, very observant of you."

"Shut up teme."

"You first, dobe."

"Teme!"

"Dobe."

"Teme!"

"Dobe."

"Guys!"

Both Sasuke and Naruto look at the door. They'd completely forgot about Sakura.

"I hate to break up this tearful reunion, but can we please get to the point before I have to blast you two to Sunagaakure!?"

The guys gulped. Neither one wanted to get hit by Sakura, so they both shut up quick.

"Anyway," Sasuke continued, "The Akatsuki's army is still small, because they're using resources from only one village: the Hidden Sound Village. But they have some sort of trump card, a weapon."

"So?"

"I'm getting to that."

"No, I mean, what is this weapon, is it like, all the Bijuu in one host, or like, some giant war machine?"

"No. The weapon, is a ring."


Me: Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Another short chapter!

Angry Mob: GRRRRRRR!!!! We Want Longer Chapters!

Me: (sweat drops) Shit!