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Heist
"NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Naruto screamed, "A FREAKIN' RING?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Yes dobe," the stoic Uchiha answered, "A ring, now can you stop screaming, we don't want the entire village to hear, do we?"
"Since when is a bloody ring a weapon of mass destruction?" Naruto retorted. "I mean, it's just a bloody ring, right?... right?"
"If you can stop freaking shouting for one moment, I'll explain." Sasuke answered. "Now, this isn't 'Just a bloody ring', this ring has the power of over 10,000 shinobi, and the leader of the Akatsuki is planning on wielding it. The thing is, this ring will incinerate the user if it is worn for too long, so he hasn't put it on yet, so we could steal it before he has the chance to use it. Problem is, it's in a safehouse in the Hidden Sound Village, surrounded by lasers, explosives, cameras, locks, and 'enough armed personnel to occupy Paris.' Ok, bad example, but you get the point. Also, this safehouse doubles as a casino, so there are lots of bystanders that will notice if something suspicious is going on."
"We don't even have the specs for anything in or around the casino," Sakura added, "Luckily, we know that the Akatsuki's army won't be mobilizing for a few months, so we have plenty of time to steal this artifact. But there's a problem."
"We can't get any shinobi into this casino." Sasuke finished."So-"
"Wait, you're telling me that Konoha, home to some of the best stealth experts can't get anybody into this casino, not even Tsunade-baa-chan who gambles like a fiend?!" Naruto asked incredulously.
"Yes, that's exactly it. Whenever anyone capable of controlling chakra, even to the slightest degree, enters the casino, he or she is found, interrogated, and either killed or released depending on whether or not they're truly shinobi or not, or if they're agents working for the Akatsuki." Sasuke answered. "Now let's get to the Hokage's office before any of your neighbors hears anything."
"Ok, just let me get ready," Naruto replied, "I certainly don't want to go to the Hokage's officein my pajamas."
"Ok, we'll meet you there dobe," Sasuke said upon standing up.
"See ya Naruto," Sakura added.
"Bye guys," Naruto said as he shoved them out the door, "See ya there."
He quickly ran back to his room and started to change, he certainly did not want to be late either.
Later, at the Hokage's office:
"WHERE IS NARUTO!!!!!!" Tsunade screamed at Sasuke and Sakura. She had obviously had been having a stressful day, due to the iminent Akatsuki invasion. No-one could blame her, knowing that an invasion was to happen soon was enough to make anyone turn bonkers. Unfortunately, Tsunade got extremely stressed, extremely quick, making this much, much more stressful to her than it should.
"He'll be here any second," the stoic Uchiha answered.
"HE'D BETTER BE!!!! OR I'LL-"
Just then, Naruto walked in.
"Sorry I'm late Tsunade-baa-chan, I stopped to get some ramen along the way and-"
"SHUT UP AND GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!!!!!"
"Ok, ok, geez. Who got you cranky today, Tsunade-baa-chan?"
"I heard that."
"I know"
"I assume Sasuke and Sakura briefed you on the general situation?"
"Un, they did."
"Then I'll skip to the point. We need expert thieves, but if you three have anyother suggestions, make them now," Tsunade stated. "Seeing as though you three carry the most weight in the Konoha Eleven, minus Sasuke of course, and the Rookie Nine of your generation, I thought that you three would be the best to help decide this. Make it snappy!"
"Well..."
Me: Muhahahahahahahahahaha! Another cliffhanger!
Okay, I need all you readers to review and vote: Should Konoha hire expert thieves, or not. This will greatly affect the rest of the story, so make sure to vote!
-I'll need at least 7 people to vote, otherwise, there won't be a Chapter 4.
-If there is a Chapter 4, there will be lots of humor.
