Yeah, that's right, I'm back. You freakin' people didn't give me enough votes, so I had to take matters into my own hands, lazy bastards.
I'll translate anything in this story, if need be.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did, the series wouldn't have had so many filler episodes.
Heist
"Well," thought Naruto, "No, knowing Akatsuki, they'd somehow get assasins to replace the thieves, and kill us. But it was a good idea Baa-chan."
"How many times do I have to tell you," Tsunade warned, "DON'T CALL ME BAA-CHAN!!!! I'M NOT THAT OLD!!!"
"Ok, ok, I'll stop... baa-chan."
"ARRGGGG!! NARUTO!!!!!!"
"Haha! so long suckers!" Naruto yelled as he jumped out the window.
"Ugh, when will he ever learn," said the ever-so-stoic Uchiha.
"Well, he has changed," replied Sakura.
"Really? How so?"
"Well, now that I think about it, he hasn't really at all."
"No surprise there," said Sasuke, obviously sweatdropping.
"Well, do you two have any ideas as to what we're gonna do?" Tsunade said, as she dragged Naruto into the room.
"I-"
"CAN IT NARUTO!!"
"Okay, I'll shut up now."
"Dobe."
"Teme."
"Well, I think that Lee might be able to pass the chakra sensor," Sakura replied, after a while. "After all, I doubt they'd detect someone if they couldn't use nin or genjutsu."
"Problem, they'd recognize his bushy eyebrows."replied Naruto.
"We could send a shadow clone in..." Sasuke said.
"Oh, yeah, that'd work," Naruto said, with a hint of sarcasm. "Send a clone of the person they want inside. Seriously, I thought you were a smart one, teme."
"That's not what I meant." Sasuke countered. "I meant that they would be distracted by your clone, and so wouldn't have as much security while interrogating it."
"Hmm, but Itachi-"
"Itachi's dead, baka."
"Right, but Tobi-"
"Tobi won't be a problem."
"Yeah, but what about Pain-"
"Pain won't be there."
"And how do you know that?" Sakura finally interjected.
"Because he'll have his hands busy." Sasuke replied.
"With what?" Tsunade, Sakura, and Naruto asked dubiously.
"With Kabuto."
"Wha-"
Just then, the door opened.
"You!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto, wait!" Sasuke yelled. "He's here on my orders."
"Orders, wha-"
"Allow me to explain," Kabuto interrupted. "When Orochimaru was killed, his jutsu on me was dispelled. I had a mind of my own for the very first time since I was little."
"Touching, but what does that have to do with us?" Naruto asked.
"The way I figure," Kabuto explained, "I owe a debt to you three. You three killed both Orochimaru, and Sasori, the two who had once controlled me."
"Kabuto has repaid that debt two times over to me," Sasuke continued, "But he still owes a debt to you two."
"Ahh, I see," Naruto said, understandingly. "They think Kabuto's on their side, because Sasori put that jutsu on him, but they don't know that Orochimaru got rid of it. But they also think that Kabuto is loyal to them. So naturally-"
"They'll let Kabuto in." Sasuke finished.
"Ahem."
They all turned.
"How do we know he can be trusted?" They'd forgotten about Tsunade.
"You can't," Kabuto replied. "But you trust Sasuke, and Sasuke trusts me, can't you accept his word?"
"We still don't completely trust him," Tsunade answered, "But enough to trust you... to an extent."
"Well, we have our entry strategy, but what about the rest?" Naruto asked. "How are we going to break into a chakra-reinforced, steel vault, much less get to it? And how are we going to get out?"
"Well...
Me: Muhahahahahahaha! Cliffhanger again!
Audience: NO! NOT ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER!
Me: Well, suffer. I hope you guys liked it. Chapter 5 will come, if you all give me just a tiny 4 reviews.
