A/N:Well, I figured that you guys needed more proof that I'm on meth...and I happen to know a good number of Billy Joel songs. I promise that I have some different artists in the works. This one hit me when thinking about Houses of the Holy. Hopefully the one tomorrow night will offer some inspiration.
Warning: Along with extensive mocking these lyrics contain blatant references to the Season 2 episode Houses of the Holy! Do not read if you haven't seen, otherwise you may be subject to "Inadvertspoilifora": Symptoms include excessive flamming, sudden impulses towards violence and a tendancy to yell, "You ruined it!" to no one in particular. If one or more of these symptomes emerge seek psychiatic help immediately.
Come out Gloria don't let me wait
You being Catholic started much too late
Aw, but sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
Well, I showed you my statue, told you to pray
I razed your apartment and sent you away
Aw, but I never told you the price that you'll pay
For things that you might have done...
Only the good kill young
Thats what I said
Only the good kill young
Only the good kill young.
You might have heard I died by a dangerous crowd
But they ain't too pretty and are too proud
And they'll be laughing a bit too loud
Aw, but that damns everyone
So come on Gloria I'll show you a sign
I'll send down a signal you get a box made of pine
The metal-barred window you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darlin' only the good die kill young, woah
I tell ya only the good kill young
Only the good kill young
You got a nice white dress and a party on your incarceration
You got a brand new soul mmmm,
And a heart of gold
But Gloria you didn't give you quite enough information
So don't count on me
When you were counting on your rosary
(oh woah woah)
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's not real but hey I'm a saint!
I'd rather smite the sinners and cry with the saints
Killing sinners is much more fun...
You know that only the good kill young
Oh woah baby I tell ya only the good kill young,
Only the good kill young
You say your shrink told you all that I could give you was incarceration
Aww She never cared for me
But did she ever say a prayer for me?
Oh woah woah
Come out, come out Gloria, don't let me wait
You being Catholic started much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
You know that only the good kill young
I'm telling you baby
You know that only the good kill young
Only the good kill young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good kill young
Only the gooooooooooooooood
Only the good kill young
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo oooooooooo...Only the good kill young
Only the good kill young
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