Chapter ten and I still don't own ANYTHING!

WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?!
-Ahem-
Moving on. ;;
Sasuke drew stuff all over my face (took me hours to get off) and now look what I did to him!
-throws back curtain to reveal Sasuke tied to a chair and gagged-
Me: I have plans for you -Grins evilly-
Sasuke: MMMMMMMM!
Go on and read the chapter. We'll get back to him.
Chapter 10
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Naruto had just been home for an hour when there was a knock on his door.
.: Well since I've showered and changed clothes and feel way better I guess I can talk to whoever's at the door. :.
When he opened the door there were two people on his doorstep.
Sakura and a nurse.

The nurse jumped him as Sakura started yelling about how worried she was and how Naruto was such a fool for leaving the hospital when he was just getting better.

"You need to go back to the hospital young man!" The nurse said sternly.
"Hey- what? I'm fine let me go you crazy lady!" Naruto said as he struggled to get out of the 'crazy lady's' arms.

"How can you fight so much? Only yesterday you were out cold!" The nurse said surprised.

"I'm fine I said that already now let me go!" Naruto said as he again tried to knock off the nurse.

-poofoom-
"What's going on?" Tsunade asked. She saw the scene before her and it took most her will power to not laugh.

Naruto was holding the nurse away with one arm while Sakura stood there watching them like it was a wrestling match and the nurse looked confused and furious.

"Ok, ok STOP!" Tsunade called and everyone stopped to look at her. "Naruto what are you doing here?"

"This is my house!"
"I mean why aren't you in the hospital?"

"I left the hospital."
"Did you check out?"

"... No."
Tsunade almost knocked him on his ass.
"Why not?" She growled.

Naruto should have been aware she was pissed and should have decided to tread on careful feet.
Too bad he didn't.

"Because I feel fine! So will you guys just leave me alone?!"

"YOU LITTLE DUMBASS! WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU! SO NEXT TIME SAY THANKS OR SOMETHING INSTEAD OF MOUTHING OFF! GOT IT?"
Naruto, Sakura, and the nurse looked at Tsunade with huge eyes.
"Well it's obvious I'm not needed so bye!" Sakura said quickly and ran away so fast, it was like she transported.
Tsunade let out a sigh and turned to the nurse. "Just leave him be, ok? He's fine, just a loud mouth."

The nurse nodded and left.

Tsunade turned to Naruto. "Ok I'm going to say this one time and one time only. When you leave the hospital, check out and tell the nurses, ok?"

Naruto nodded.

"And also wait for me so I can check you out. I know you heal faster than most people, but not everyone knows that, ok?"
Naruto nodded again.

Tsunade sighed. "Good, now that we got that down I want to check up on you. So in we go." She opened the door and pointed inside.
"Ehh.. what?" Naruto said looking puzzled.
"Just get in Naruto. I'm going to make sure your alright, it shouldn't take long. So just work with me here."
"Okayy..." Naruto said warily and followed Tsunade inside.
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Sasuke was walked up to Narutos house, and in doing so, started to hear noises from with in.

-bump, bam, thud, scream-

"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY CHICK!" He heard Naruto yell.

He was about to kick the door in and attack whoever was attacking Naruto when...

"COME BACK HERE YOU BLONDE HEADED IDOT!" Tsunade called out.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BLONDIE YOU...YOU BLONDIE?!" Naruto retorted.

Sasuke sighed and relaxed. .:Transform:. Sasuke thought to himself.

-poof- Then Sasuke opened the door.

The two stopped fighting for a second to see who had entered the door.

Sakura was standing there, looking at them weird. "Am I interrupting something?"

Naruto stared at her. Tsunade did the same. They both said in unison. "No.."

"Then what are you doing?" She asked.

"Trying to draw his blood." Tsunade said, holding up a needle. At those words Naruto broke free of her gasp and ran.

"No way Tsunade! NO WAY!" Naruto screamed as Naruto fled to the bathroom.

Tsunade sighed as she heard the door lock shut with a click. "How am I gonna do this? Sakura, can you help me please?"

'Sakura' shrugged her shoulders. "Sure, I'll get him out." and she disappeared with a poof of smoke.

A second later, Sasuke appeared in the bathroom with Naruto. He held a hand to Naruto's mouth and spoke quietly.

"Look Tsunade thinks Sakura is in here right now and is helping her out, so be quiet and follow my lead." He said while transforming back into Sakura. Then he grabbed his arm and dragged him out of the bathroom.

"Ok Tsunade here he is!" Sasuke said, sounding just like Sakura as he held Naruto down on the floor.
"Ok just hold him for a second, this will be over quickly." Tsunade said as she knelt beside Naruto, raising the needle.

Naruto saw the needle and pushed against the floor and hit Sasukes head on the ceiling, while rolling away from Tsunade her needle.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke cried as he rubbed the lump on his head. He got up and tackled the blonde and held him down. "Now Tsunade!"

Tsunade ran over and stabbed the needle in Naruto's forearm and quickly drew the blood. She then took the needle and used a jutsu on it and the small tube glowed blue.

"Ok, he's fine." Tsunade said, putting the needle in a container and turning towards Naruto. "Was it that bad Naruto?" She asked, giving him a skeptical look.

Naruto rubbed his arm and made a face. "I guess not..."

"Ok, well you're set to go Naruto. Sakura, you coming?

Sasuke stood up. "No, I'm going to stay here and make sure he doesn't get into too much trouble." He said

Tsunade nodded and left, closing the door softly behind her.

Sasuke listened as Tsunade's steps faded away, then turned back into himself and rounded on Naruto.

"You stupid dobe! I almost lost control of the jutsu when you threw me onto the ceiling!" He said hitting Naruto lightly on the head for emphasis.

"Well you shouldn't have held me down so Tsunade could draw my blood." Naruto said and stuck out his tongue at Sasuke.

Sasuke grabbed his tongue and pulled on it with each word he said. "Well-maybe-you-shouldn't-have-ran-away-from-the-hospital!" He let go of Naruto's tongue and turned away.

Naruto rubbed his tongue. "Where are you going?" He asked the Uchiha as he opened to door and stepped out.

Sasuke looked back at Naruto. "To get my stuff."

Naruto knew that he meant his clothes so he could stay over. "Oh...ok."

Sasuke left the house and headed to his house as Naruto stood up and looked around his small flat. He sat on his bed and looked at the pictures on his bedside table.

There was one with him, Kakashi, Sakura, and Sasuke. The picture that they all had. The other was one of Iruka and him at the ramen shop. The last one was a picture of Jayria and Naruto with Gama.

He sighed. .:Sasuke is going to stay over so I better clean up:. Naruto thought as he stood up and started to clean his apartment a bit.

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I had writers block for a long time.

DAMN WRITERS BLOCK!

And it took me forever to get over it.

So here he is! The human art work!
-pulls back curtain to show Sasuke with all sorts of drawings over his face, arms, and legs-

Sasuke: I'm going to kill you...

Me: You wish. Anyways, next chapter is what you've been waiting for the intense Yaoi.

You know what I mean...-wink wink nudge nudge-