Warriors Randomness
Warriors Randomness
Part 2: Warrior Love
Cinderpaw is Fireheart's apprentice.
Cinderpaw-"I love you Fireheart."
Fireheart- "You are pretty but….."
Cinderpaw- "What? You love stupid Sandstorm?"
Fireheart- "You see, I'm dating her, Graystripe, Mistyfoot, and Mozzarella."
Cinderpaw- "Who in the hell is Mozzarella?"
Fireheart- "My favorite type of cheese."
Cinderpaw walks away.
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Fireheart- "Mistyfoot?"
Mistyfoot emerges.
Mistyfoot- "There you are!"
Graystripe and Silverstream become present.
Graystripe- "You are dating Mistyfoot?"
Fireheart- "I'm dating her, Sandstorm, you, and Mozzarella."
Silverstream, Graystripe, and Mistyfoot- "Who's Mozzarella?"
Fireheart- "My favorite type of fricking cheese!"
Graystripe- "How can you cheat on me baby?"
Silverstream- "I'm not cheating on you Graystripe!"
Graystripe sits scared. "Not you, um Fireheart."
Silverstream- "You are dating Fire. wait.. You are a homo?"
Silverstream faints. Graystripe grins.
Mistyfoot- "I thought you loved me!"
Fireheart- "Well, I did, but then Mozzarella came along…..
Mistyfoot- "Die!"
Mistyfoot attacks Fireheart. "No stop! Let be with Mozzarella!"
Graystripe- "Yeah, let him be with Mozzy and let me be with you."
Mistyfoot- "But Silverstream loves you."
Graystripe- "Silver tabbies come and go, but little Bluestars aren't everywhere."
Mistyfoot and Graystripe walk away. Fireheart sighs. "Silverstream wake up!"
Silverstream awakes. "What?"
Fireheart- "Graystripe left you for Mistyfoot, so do you want me?"
Silverstream- "I'll give you a shot."
Fireheart- "Come and spend the night with me and we'll go to my sister's garden in TwoLeg Place."
Silverstream reluctantly agrees.
