Warriors Randomness

Warriors Randomness

Part 2: Warrior Love

Cinderpaw is Fireheart's apprentice.

Cinderpaw-"I love you Fireheart."

Fireheart- "You are pretty but….."

Cinderpaw- "What? You love stupid Sandstorm?"

Fireheart- "You see, I'm dating her, Graystripe, Mistyfoot, and Mozzarella."

Cinderpaw- "Who in the hell is Mozzarella?"

Fireheart- "My favorite type of cheese."

Cinderpaw walks away.

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Fireheart- "Mistyfoot?"

Mistyfoot emerges.

Mistyfoot- "There you are!"

Graystripe and Silverstream become present.

Graystripe- "You are dating Mistyfoot?"

Fireheart- "I'm dating her, Sandstorm, you, and Mozzarella."

Silverstream, Graystripe, and Mistyfoot- "Who's Mozzarella?"

Fireheart- "My favorite type of fricking cheese!"

Graystripe- "How can you cheat on me baby?"

Silverstream- "I'm not cheating on you Graystripe!"

Graystripe sits scared. "Not you, um Fireheart."

Silverstream- "You are dating Fire. wait.. You are a homo?"

Silverstream faints. Graystripe grins.

Mistyfoot- "I thought you loved me!"

Fireheart- "Well, I did, but then Mozzarella came along…..

Mistyfoot- "Die!"

Mistyfoot attacks Fireheart. "No stop! Let be with Mozzarella!"

Graystripe- "Yeah, let him be with Mozzy and let me be with you."

Mistyfoot- "But Silverstream loves you."

Graystripe- "Silver tabbies come and go, but little Bluestars aren't everywhere."

Mistyfoot and Graystripe walk away. Fireheart sighs. "Silverstream wake up!"

Silverstream awakes. "What?"

Fireheart- "Graystripe left you for Mistyfoot, so do you want me?"

Silverstream- "I'll give you a shot."

Fireheart- "Come and spend the night with me and we'll go to my sister's garden in TwoLeg Place."

Silverstream reluctantly agrees.