Chapter 3 teams

Chapter 3 teams and Kyuubi's surprise

Dear bloodmank every ones a pervert you just have to unlock it.

A loud scream of "NO" was heard through out the village, it came from a very stunned boy. "This can't be happening!" "No this is impossible I have to kill Itachi!" "If I can't be a ninja then how am I supposed to do that!?" thought Saskue "Uchiha-sama you have suffered sever trauma and pressure on your back, as a result it broke your spine. You are at the moment paralyzed from the waste down. we were barley able to stabilize you, we were able to save your manly parts, as a result you will still be able to father children, but you will be unable to become a ninja, But over time you might be able to use your legs somewhat." Saskue was stunned he would never be a ninja all because of the new kid.

At that time a certain blonde sneezed "ahh come on that's the third time this hour" Naruto was starting to get mad "stop talking about me god I hate this" he thought as he laid in his bed with Vixen in his arms already asleep Naruto decided to go to bed early and Vixen did to. The next morning Naruto awoke to the smell of bacon and eggs. He went to the kitchen only to find Vixen in a bath robe that was very revealing, it hugged her body tightly. He looked around to find eggs and bacon on the table with her looking at him with a smile "good morning" she said with a loving voice "eat up or were going to be late for are team placements foxy." "Oh that's today I thought to day was a free day for us" he said kissing down her neck slowly she moaned out "Naruto not right now." "Oh fine later then." Vixen gave out a slight giggle "you are so insatiable its not even funny" she said as she turned around and whispered into his ear "Naruto kun guess what" Naruto was starting to get worried she never used kun unless she was serious "I'm pregnant" Naruto's eyes grew wider then ever "your shitting me" "no I'm 2 months pregnant" Naruto started to jump up and down screaming "I'm going to be a dad wooohoooo" 10 minutes later in the academy Naruto had a grin on his face the size of his scythe with Vixen by his side smiling every one in class was wondering about the couple it was odd, the one day that Saskue is gone is the same day that the couple is so happy. Kiba walks up to them "dude why are you happy?" "dude I'll tell you at lunch after the teams are announced" "ok got it." 5 minutes later "team 7 Uzumaki Naruto, Inuzuka Kiba, and what I'm sorry I think there's a problem Uzumaki Vixen" Iruka asked. "No there's no problem she's my wife." Iruka looked dumfounded "when did you get married" "3 years ago what none of you looked at her last name" the word "no" started to pass threw the crowds when a pink haired girl named sakura said "then you got married when you were 10?" "yes what's wrong with that" every one sweat drop and screamed "every thing" "what ever" Naruto said creating even more sweat drops "ok now that, that is done with" "team 8 …."

10 minutes later the lunch bell rang Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata all gathered around Naruto and Vixen "so you guys never said you were married why didn't you tell us, and more importantly why are you so happy to day" Kiba said "it's not like Vixens pregnant or any thing" Naruto sweat dropped "I'll let you tell vixen." Vixen sighed "ok first off Naruto and I decided to not tell you because this would happen, and were happy because Kiba you are right I'm pregnant." "WHAT!!" Every one yelled Naruto and Vixen put there hand over there ears "god you guy are so loud" Naruto said "you got her pregnant, Naruto you pervert" Sakura said and proceeded to try and beat him to a pulp but was stopped by a hand on her shoulder sakura looked around to find Vixens hand on her shoulder "its ok we wanted it and I'm very happy".

After lunch there teachers picked them up this ended with a pissed naruto as his sensei walked 2 hours late with a smile on his face and naruto trying to hold back his anger "why are you so late sensei" Naruto asked grinding teeth the jonin simply said "I got lost on the road of life" Naruto couldn't keep it in any more as he beat kakashi senseless until he passed out from the pain half an hour later Naruto had calmed down and now was sitting by his sensei. As kakashi awoke he realized what happened he had been beaten to a pulp by a genin so he decided to skip the bell test and just said three words "mission, 8:00, tomorrow"

The next day was peaceful until naruto got angry the Hokage was purposely giving him d rank missions when he knows that he can do at least a s rank mission. "Give us a c-rank mission old man come on I request a higher rank mission" "alright naruto you will get a c-rank mission you will be the body guard to the land of wave and protect him until his bridge is finished" "yes" naruto shouted "finally a real mission" "naruto calm down." "Tazuna come in" the hokage said as he said that a man came in about 5'9, in his fifties, and dead drunk "these little twerps are supposed to protect me" Naruto got mad all over again (by the way naruto in this one is not short he is at least 6' 3) "who are you calling a twerp you drunk" Tazuna got angry this time but kept it to him self remembering they were ninja and not weak "when are we leaving sensei" Naruto asked seeing as how tazuna backed down in "2 hours ok" 2 hours later "ok lets go guys" kakashi said as they left to wave