Chapter 4 best man

Chapter 4 best man.

Deep thought for today being in the army is like peeing pants everyone sees the outside effect but only you get the warm fuzzy feeling in side.

I have found out how anko can pull out a knife out of now were when she was naked moments ago they simply have hidden compartments in the hot springs.

As team 7 walk down the road to wave they all notice that there was a puddle when it hadn't rained for weeks and they found out through kiba's nose that there were two of them and both chunin level so they decided to jump them on three. one, two, three now naruto said as he pull out a huge sword the size of samehanda with serrated edges and red engraving that said fluffy destroyer of worlds and the kanji for celestial and beast and went in to his battle stance vixen did sort of the same thing but she pulled out two short swords but each had its own little uniqueness such as the first had flames on it and the other electricity kiba went in to a battle stance with akemaru on his back while kakashi grabbed out his book and jumped in to a near by tree to watch the battle unfold. First naruto brought down his sword with amazing speed a cut the first man in half then vixen threw her swords in two the second mans shoulders effective pining him two a tree she then took out a kunai and went over two the second man and ask what do you want and who do you work for she said bringing her kunai to his manhood and stabbed right next to his balls in the thigh the man went wide eyed and said we were sent here by a man named goto to kill a man named tazuna that's all I now that and that he is pay a lot of money he shot out so fast it made kakashi's head spin. Good vixen said as she stabbed the man in the head killing him quickly you are so sadistic yet I love you naruto said vixen smiled and put the two body in a scroll and put them away naruto went over and kissed her on the lips ok time for you to tell us what is going on kakashi said tazuna sighed after the explanation they decided to go on that afternoon was fairly Pease full until a fog rolled over and every one except naruto and vixen went on the alert in fact naruto actually smile witch confused kakashi a great deal but when he head a sword swishing in the air he stopped and took down tazuna and kiba while naruto just simple caught it with his bare hand still smiling zabuza good to see you alive and well naruto long time no sea zabuza said coming to huge naruto and so did naruto after a while of chatting naruto found out that goto had taken haku his girl friend hostage when finally kakashi speaks up how do you know each other zabuza then sais oh come on naruto you never tell any of your friends about me zabuza asked well think about it zabuza how many people would understand that you are my friend and besides that who would believe me naruto said I guess your right but zabuza was interrupted by kakashi saying you still have not answered my question how does a s class missing nin befriend a genin naruto just said I don't know kakashi sweatdrops ok then how do you know each other well naruto said he was my best man at my wedding kakashi then yelled what your married. Oh ya forgot to mention that naruto said kakashi then said in a sarcastic tone and I suppose vixens your wife. Yup naruto said just making kakashi go slack jaw and what no bun in the oven hahahahah zabuza said. Actually zabuza naruto said zabuza stopped laughing and said you didn't you couldn't actually I did zabuza went slack jaw to and said you lucky bastard kakashi interrupted and said so I guess you are the writer of icha-icha he said sarcastic. Well. no way you are not you aren't even 15 kakashi said as he scammed to the author secthon and found main author naruto uzumaki kakashi then said god before fainting

The next morning kakashi woke up to naruto punching him till he said stop what the hell naruto kakashi said oh just seeing If were alive we just killed goto and his men how oh lets keep that a secret shall we kakashi sighed ok lets go home on the way home vixen little frisky one moment then mad at him the next until he pulled her to a near by tree and said what is wrong. Vixen simply said I'm pregnant what do you expect I'm a demon we give berth in a short amount of time. Just how shout naruto asked alarmed. 4 months why vixen asked its bin a month sins you told me you were pregnant. So. So this means you will give birth in a month yay so what. Naruto just nodes and said nothing lets get back to the others 1 weak later finally back god it's been a long time hasn't it been a long time naruto asked vixen it sure has she said see you guys kakashi said as he went to the hokage tower and said he would do the report. As naruto and vixen were walking down the street when vixen says I wont some ramen naruto said ok I thought you didn't like ramen when he that vixen did a pout and said well now I do I have been having these craving for it lately that's when naruto remembered the pregnancy book for guys he read women when pregnant crave certain foods ok what ever naruto said as he led her to the ichiraku ramen stand. 1 weak later AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH NARUTO YOU ARE DEID TO ME AHHHH FUCKING IDIOT WHY DID YOU GET ME PREGNANT YOU FUCKING BASTARD AHHHHHH (doctor in the background breath in breath out ) I'M GOOING TO FUCKING CUT YOUR BALLS OFF YOU DIPP SHIT AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

2 HOURS LATER

Finally it's over how cans some thing so small be such a pane vixen said naruto nursing his wounded body so far she broke a rib three knuckles and a few fingers witch she healed but it still hurt said hay it did naruto said sincerely not wanting to get more broken anything well when do we take him home naruto asked the doctor well you could take them home now great said naruto lets go home naruto said as he looked over to his wife who was asleep so he made a shadow clone and cared his wife and chilled home with him.