GDL: This is now going to be LOZ parodies in general. I heard this song on the radio the other day and got an idea for another parody. 3

Catherine: GDL doesn't own the song "Lola" by The Kinks.

GDL: Storyline of this song: A girl is obsessed with Sheik and practically loves him, and then the scene comes when Sheik reveals who "he" really is, and turns out to be Zelda, a girl. xD

"Sheik(ah)/Zelda(Parody of Lola by The Kinks)

I met him in the Temple of Time,

Where you grow seven years and become a hero
L-I-N-K Link.
He walked up to me and asked me for an ocarina
I asked him his name and in a dark brown voice he said sheik
S-H-E-I-K (ah) Sh-sh-sheikah.

Well, I'm not the world's most physical girl,
But when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my spine
Oh my Sheik. Sh-sh-Sheikah.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand,

Why he walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Sheik.Sh-sh-sheikah.

Well, we played the song and warped all night
Under the great fairy's light
he picked me up and sat me on his knee
he said, little girl won't you come home with me
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate girl,

But when I looked in his eyes
Well, I almost fell for my Sheik. Sh-sh-sheikah.

Sheik.Sh-sh-Sheikah.

Sheik.Sh-sh-sheikah.

I pushed her away, I walked to the door
I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees
Then I looked at him and him at me
Well that's the way that I want it to stay
I always want it to be that way for my Sheik.

Sheik.Sh-sh-Sheikah.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Sheik.Sh-sh-Sheikah.

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a man before.

But Sheik smiled and took me by the hand.

He said dear girl, I'm gonna make you a woman.

Well I'm not the world's most smartest woman
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a woman
And so is Zelda, ze ze ze ze Zelda, ze ze ze ze Zelda
Zelda, ze ze ze ze Zelda, ze ze ze ze Zelda