Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Saske and Haki were 'sneaking' into the kitchen to put a little 'surprise' in Akio's lunch. Haki herd something weird and turned to Saske, who was humming the Mission Impossible theme.

"Saske, why are you humming that?" He asked his brother unsurely.

"Were trying to get mom and dad together and its kinda like Mission Impossible but its like Mission Possible." Saske said.

"That made no sense what so ever." Haki said.

"Well…I don't know…leave me alone, Gosh!" Saske said while sulking in a corner.

Haki sweat dropped "You do know you have to sneak all the way back over here."

"Well…shut up!"

"What! No you shut up!"

"Shut up"

"Shut up"

"You shut it!"

"HA! You didn't say shut up!" Haki said while pointing his finger.

"Why wont both of you shut up" a rat with a Scottish ascent said while walking or what ever you call it across the room.

"…That was weird." Saske said.

"Yeah…well back to the sneaking AND NO MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!" Haki said a little too loudly.

"Shesh you don't have to be so loud." Saske said covering his ears.

Haki just rolled his eyes as they reached the kitchen. Haki put a finger on his lips saying to be quite.

"Well you're the one to talk." Saske mumbled under his breath. Haki just ignored him and went inside with Saske behind him.

Once they were inside Saske looked for Akio's plate. He saw a table with gore made food with a thingy that said 'Uchiha Family' he smirked a Sasuke like smirk and pulled out a bag. The bag had worms after worms in it. He grabbed a handful and put in the one that said 'Mrs. Uchiha' and evilly cracked up. Haki rolled his eyes and looked out the door and saw someone about to come inside the kitchen.

"Saske hurry up some dude is about to come in!" Haki said turning to Saske who was still cracking up.

"Oh crap lets get out of here!" Saske said while putting the back in his backpack.

"But were too!" Haki said desperately.

"There" Saske said pointing to a clothing shoot.

"Cool!" Saske and Haki said as they ran toured it as Saske went in then Haki went in. They screamed and landed in something soft.

"That was socool!" Saske said as he fell back into the laundry.

"Its been for ever since I did that!" Haki said smiling.

"Really?"

"Well yeah, with you not around it kinda got boring." Haki said with a shrug.

"I knew you loved me!" Saske said as he hugged his brother.

"Saske can't breath!" Haki said desperate for air.

"Hehe sorry." Saske said letting go of him.

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Haki was sitting with his 'family' with a bored expression with his hands holding up his head.

"Haki get your elbows off the table, it's rude." Akio said with that annoying voice. Haki put his elbows off the table just to get her to shut up.

On the other side of the room was Saske sitting in his chair facing the way Haki and his father's table was, with binoculars.

"Uh Haki what are you doing?" Sakura asked. Saske turned around to face his mother.

"Oh nothing Mom" He said with an innocent smile.

"Uh uh, whatever." Sakura said not believing him one bit. Saske just turned back watching the Uchiha table through the binoculars. Sasuke's eyes looked over at their table. Saske panicked thinking he saw him but his attention was on Sakura who wasn't paying any attention. Seeing his father sigh and look away from his mother.

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At the Uchiha table Akio was fuming with anger and envy. She knew he was looking at Sakura with longing in his eyes.

"Um Sasuke-Kun can we do something fun tonight?" She asked seductively. Sasuke was about to say no until their food came.

'Ok this is it.' Haki was thinking as he watched Akio take her fork to get some spaghetti and then she put it in her mouth.

Every thing was quite until Akio started screaming.

Everone turned to her as she spit her food accidenty on a dude on the table beside them.

"Food fight!!" Saske yelled from across the room. Everyone looked over to him.

"Uh…he said it" Saske pointed to a sleeping old man that didn't have a clue what was going on.

"Uh" Saske said and without second thought he threw his food at a kid at another table. He threw one at his sister then later everyone was throwing food at eachother except the sleeping old man that still had no clue what was going on.

"STOP!!!!!!!" Akio said well more liked yelled suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing to look at her standing on the table. Even the old man woke up.

"Bingo." He said standing up. Everyone was still looking at Akio wondering what she will say next.

"Just stop. Sasuke Uchiha why won't you have sex with me! You always Say NO. WHY!" She yelled at Sasuke with her hands on her little hips.

"You want to know why…I DON'T LOVE YOU! HELL I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU. MY SON OF A BITCH DAD MADE ME DEVORICE SAKURA AND MARRY YOUR SLUT ASS OR LACK OF ASS. I HAD TO MARRY YOU FOR THE DAMN COMPONY. HE NEVER SAID I HAD TO HAVE SEX.(Breath) WITH.(breath) YOU!!!!"

Akio just stud there stunned at Sasuke's confession. She stud up pulled of her ring and threw it at Sasuke who caught it. Akio just got angry cause she wanted the ring to hit him in the face. Once she was out of the room everyone was still quite until Sasuke said.

"I'M FREE!!" With his arms in the air.

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Sakura sat there with eyes wide open. She quickly got up and stud in front of Sasuke. They stud there looking in eachother's eyes until Sakura…………….

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Fox-Chan: Cliff hanger! What is Sakura gonna do?? Find out in the next chapter.