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--Chapter 4: the rest of the day--
-Last time: WindClan accepted Goldpaw, Cocoapaw, and Darkpaw as warriors and the outsiders met Silentpaw(though reading chapter 2 might really help too…-
"Okay, since the author is apparently retarded, and ended the last chapter so fast-" Onestar started.
"WHAT'S AN 'AUTHOR'?" the newly awakened Darkpaw yowled while the WindClanners who are still paying attention to the speech nodded in agreement. Except for Cocoapaw, she was giving Onestar dirty looks and Goldpaw who seemed ready to explain the world of fanfiction.
"An author is the thing that made us sit in almost the same place for months. ("Oh..." chorused the confused clan cats) Anyway, Silentpaw with you being the only other apprentice you'll show these three delinquents around." Onestar meowed.
"WHAT'S A 'DELINQUENT'?" Darkpaw yowled. Next to him, Cocoapaw was giving Onestar a death-glare, and Goldpaw was in shock because she, the most perfect, most beautiful cat ever, was getting called a 'delinquent.'
Onestar thought that the trio's reactions were funny then decided to treat his tummy to a yummy bunny. Goldpaw whipped her head towards the screen and hissed, "Seriously, what the hell? No more rhyming from you missy!"
"Yeah I told you guys that that Bluesy was retarded." Onestar stated. "But I do want to go nummy on a yummy bunny."
"Hey! What did I tell you about rhyming? Don't make me go over there and open a can of kung-fu-kitty on you!" Hissed the itty-bitty kitty who twitched at her nickname(I think that's what it's called...). The whole Clan(Yes, even Crowfeather who was near the Thunederclan border hunting (a.k.a. looking for Leafpool)) was looking at the new gold apprentice and their leader as if they were crazy, except Cocoapaw once again she glaring at Onestar.
Silentpaw sat up and started to clean his ear then mewed, "There are a few dens here I'm sure you'll figure out which is which soon enough."
"Gee thanks" Goldpaw snapped.
"You're welcome!" Silentpaw chirped and he ran off to the fresh kill pile, Cocoapaw sauntered after the other brown cat and Darkpaw hurried after Cocoapaw.
"Wait. You're seriously gonna leave me here?... I guess I'll come too..." the gold apprentice whined as she sulked over.
At the freshkill pile Silentpaw was choosing a tasty looking rabbit, Darkpaw chose the mouse, Goldpaw grabbed a rabbit, and Cocoapaw stared horrified at the big of dead bunnies and slunk away muttering something about eating grass instead. Darkpaw grabbed his meal and ran back to his spot next to Cocoapaw, the other 2 apprentices soon followed. Halfway though the meal a beige she-cat ran over to the apprentices. "Silentpaw!!" she trilled.
"My mentor Cougarheart." Silentpaw whispered to the other cats.
"Hey!! What's up dear? So these must be the new arrivals! They're cute though the one eating grass seems a little weird." Cougarheart purred. Cocoapaw gave Cougarheart a dirty look before resuming eating grass. Cougarheart, much to Darkpaw's dismay, sat in between Cocoapaw and Darkpaw. Then she draped her tail around Darkpaw's neck and purred, "Hey cutie! Do you wanna make kits tonight?"
"COCOAPAW HELP!!" Darkpaw yowled.
"Oh how thoughtless of me! Cocoapaw, would you like to join us? You know what they say, 'the more the merrier!'" Cougarheart amended. Cocoapaw gave Cougarheart a very disturbed look then after a few minutes, Cocoapaw started to puke. "Gee if you're sick you should see Barkface in the medicinecatden. Speaking of which, I think I'll see if he can do anything for my lonely soul." Cougarheart winked then strolled away, and many cats changed their routes to avoid the perverted warrior.
"I really hope Barkface can get her back to normal soon." Goldpaw stated.
"She's always like that." Silentpaw snorted. Cocoapaw shuddered and crept closer to Darkpaw.
"Well it's about time to get to sleep. Pick out a nice patch of ground and let's sleep. Watch out for Cougarheart though you never know what she'll pull when you're asleep…" Silentpaw warned.
--End chapter--
Blue: So yeah I'm not dead… I should be able to update sooner next time. wP might not be updated for awhile sorry 'bout that I guess can't really think of any thing to write… I guess I deserve hate mail instead of the normally kind reviews but nice reviews are still nice ;)
