Documentary 2: The Second Roll

HI! Thanks for reading the sequal to "Documentary", "Documentary 2: The Second Roll"

In response to the Midnight Sun (which i don't own) scandal, i would like to adress,

A/N:I do not own anything, nothing at all, this is all Stephenie Meyer's ideas and characters and stuff, and i wasn't even smart enough to remember pi to 4 places!

Documentary 2: The Second Roll

Ch. 1- Pi

Edward had bought me a new camera. Not just a new roll of tape, but a whole new video camera. Actually, come to think of it, he didn't buy me any tape at all, this video camera was digital. Waves fingers up and down, ooohhh, magical!

It was a Monday again, I wasn't sure what Monday of what month or what year, was it 1984? No, nobody could read my thoughts. Bella pauses for two seconds then starts laughing hysterically, ha ha, get the irony? (P.S. If you haven't read 1984, do, it's a classic.)

After I slapped myself a few times then and composed myself enough to walk down the stairs without tripping, oh wait, not without tripping, that was inevitable, without tripping farther, I did so and grabbed one of those soy/fruit bars that Charlie was into now, (he was trying to loose weight), and bit into it. Yummy. (No seriously, they are!) Then the phone rang.

"Hello?"

"HI BELLA!"

"HI JACOB!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"HI!"

"WHYARE WE YELLING?"

"I DUNNO!"

"LETS STOP!"

"OKAY!"

"OKAY!"

Then we both laughed, it was this carefree banter that I loved about Jacob.

"So, why'd ya call?"

"Oh, I just wanted to make plans for like Saturday or something. We're all having a party and I was wonderin' if you wanted to come?"

"Sure! That sounds like fun!"

"Cool."

"Cool."

"…"

"Hey Jacob, guess what?"

"What?"

"I'm wearing the bra I threw at you."

Then I laughed and since he didn't I guess he was grimicing or something, possibly gaging or throwing up his breakfast. (Which was probably not good soy or something, it was probably bacon, don't kill pigs!)

Then a car horn beeped outside, "Hey Jake, I gotta go, okay?"

"Okay, see you Saturday!"

"See you."

"BYE!" And then he hung up. I hung up too, threw away my wrapper, grabbed my backpack/bag thing, (which Alice had bought me yesterday), it was pink with black dots, gray and another shade of pink flowers on it, yellow dots, and black doodles on it, some of which included rain clouds with rain coming out and trees and stuff. Then I grabbed my new camera bag which was considerably smaller and lighter than my old one and I walked out the door, locking it behind me.

"Hi Edward!" He was there, standing, looking like a God, as usual, next to his car as I walked up to him.

"Hello you."

"Hi." I said again as I embraced him in a hug. He wound his arms around my waist and pulled me closer. Then he pushed me away to arm's length and started staring at my face, his eyes moving over all my features.

"You are so beautiful, did you know that?"

I couldn't do anything but blush and stretch up onto my toes for a kiss.

We got into his car then, and as always, he drove too fast down the street.

"Would you slow down once in a while?"

"No."

"Oh, Okay."

He chuckled and slowed down 5mph, then started grumbling about how slow he was going, I slapped at him.

We finally got to school, according to him, and I hopped out of the car, falling face first into a puddle while doing so.

From somewhere down yonder, I heard Emmett's booming laugh and then, closer to me, Edward's soft chuckle.

"You are so clumsy."

"No kidding." He grabbed me around my waist and pulled me up, placing me on my feet. We walked a little ways, until we were under an awning, and sat down on a bench.

"Now Edward, since you're a genius and know everything, I would like to ask you something?"

"Anything."

"How's do you turn on this infernal contraption you have bought me?" I held out the camera case.

He laughed and took the camera from me, "Didn't you read the directions?"

"Well…I was going to, but I was trying to read them while cooking dinner…"

"Oh no."

"And I accidentally, dropped them, like the whole book into a pot of boiling water. So yea, the Manacotti noodles that night had a slightly…paper-ish flavour." I smiled.

He just smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand. "What am I going to do with you?" He muttered. "Here," he said holding up the camera to my face, "this little green button here, that says 'power' underneath it, that's how you turn it on, the little red on is 'off', and this switch that says 'zoom' is for zooming, you open this flap to see what you're recording, got it?"

"Got it!" I said smiling again.

Camera turns on, you see Edward's sitting on a bench, facing Bella/the camera.

"Okay Senor Smarty Pants, what's Pi to 17 places?"

"3.14159265358979323846, that was actually 20 decimal places? Is that okay?"

"Yea. Stupid smart vampires."

Camera turns off

Bell Rings

"Well, we better get to class!"

"That's okay, it's math class, you'll just do everything in your head and recite pi to 20 decimal places."

Later that day, in math class….

Bella gets hit in the head with a paper airplane.

"Ow!"

"Isabella, are you okaay?"

"Yea."

"Okaaaaay."

God I hate Mrs. Elederas, she always draaaaaaaaaags out her aaaaaaa's. Pshh.

I pretended to pay attention for the next minute or two, then I opened the paper airplane. It was written in familiar- wait a minute! This wasn't Edward's handwriting! What the hell!

I think you should become a cheerleader so that I could be a male cheerleader and I could hold you up, be sure to wear "appropriate clothing". ; )

"EWWWWW! MIKE! PERVERT! OH SHIT I SAID THAT OUT LOUD, SHIT THAT TOO! SHIT! SORRY!" Then I clapped my hands over my mouth. "Sorry Mrs. Elderas."

"Whaaaaat waaas aaaall thaaaat aaaabout daaaarling?"

"Um…Mike wrote a perverted note on a piece of paper, folded it into a paper airplane and threw it at me."

"Look on the other side, there's a picture too!" Then Mike wiggled his eyebrows.

Perv.

I swear I saw Edward break a piece of his desk.

Mrs. Eledras took the note from me, good, it was nice to have that tainted thing out of my hands. She read it, her eyes got all big and then she crumpled the note and threw it in a drawer which she proceded to lock. Mayber later she would throw a match in there. Then she walked over towards Mike's desk, I took out my camera.

Camera turns on, no beep this time, digital! You see Mrs. Eledras (kinda tall, gangly, with dark brown, one-toned, not shiny hair wound on top of her head in a tight bun, half-moon glasses down low on her long nose, she is wearing a white button-up shirt and a gray plaid skirt that goes down a little past her knees and those funny black high-heels with the pointy toe.) She raps her long fingernails on Mike's desk, Mike is sitting there looking smug.

"Mike, thaaaaaat waaas inaaaapropriate for school."

"So."

"BEAT HIM DOWN! Oops, sorry Mrs. Elderas, couldn't help myself." camera pans to Bella who makes a face, then it goes to Mrs. Elderas looking disprovingly at Bella, the back to Mike.

"As I waaas saaaying, Mike, I'd like to speaaaaaak to you aaaaaaafter school today, aaand everydaaaaay aaaafter school for the next two weeks. Got that?"

"Yes Maaaaaaaa'aaaaaaaam." Mike mocked.

"Good! Now claaaass…."

Camera turns off