Documentary 2- The Second Reel
A/N: I own nothing: None of Stephenie Meyer's Character or plots, Disney's Sleeping Beauty, a claim to the production of paper-clips, or the Jonas Brothers in any aspect. Thanks.
Documentary 2- The Second Reel
Ch. 3- Mike, the Paper Clip, and the Jonas Brothers
AS ALWAYS BPOV
My alarm went off the next moring, and I was tired, so I knocked it off the table, onto the floor, expecting it to break. But, with my fabulous luck, it just kept ringing and then vibrating all over the floor, creating more noise. I groaned, kicked the covers off and shut the damn thing up.
"Good morning, Sleeping Beauty."
"Shut up Edward."
"No really."
"Grr. Just open your eyes and let me have 10 minutes in the bathroom." I trampled off into the bathroom, where I brushed my teeth, hair and washed my face.
"Now you can call me any names you want, stupid vampire."
He laughed, then scooped me up in his arms in a hug. Then he set me down.
"You are so absurd, did you know that?"
"Yep."
He laughed and I was marveled by the musical sound of it.
"So…happy Tuesday."
"Sure."
"Let's get you some breakfast."
"Kay." I started skipping out of the room, I wanted Cherrios!
"Wait…Bella…watch out for the--"
CRASH BANG CRASH, "OWWWWWWW!"
"—video camera."
I had, yet again, tripped over the video camera that was, still, in the middle of my floor. I should really have moved it.
"Ow…again."
"Poor Bella." This time Edward moved quickly, which he could and should, and picked me up again, kicking the old video camera under my bed.
"Thank You."
"Your Welcome." He kissed my cheek.
Camera turns on, you see the front of the school
"So, it's Tuesday, here at Forks High School, and it's raining! Yay."
Camera is panning, there are people, its raining. Yea.
Distant Scream "OH MY GOD, IT'S THE JONAS BROTHERS!!"
"What?" (said Bella)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Camera pans sharp to the left, about 180 degrees, you see a bunch of screaming girls and one random guy chasing the Jonas Brothers through the parking lot
"We were just lost! God, we can't even come to a small town without being mobbed! Run Kevin, run! Forget your shoe Nick! Just run for your lives!"
"That has to be the most random and funny thing I have witnessed in all my 17 years." I had to giggle. It was hilarious to see just about every girl in the school chasing the Jonas Brothers down the street. What were they doing here anyway? I really could care less. It was just funny.
You keep seeing the Jonas Brothers being mobbed down until they turn a corner, then the crowd turns a corner, and camera turns off
"Well, that was random."
"It sure was Bella, it sure was."
The bell rang then and we headed to class.
As was expected, class was filled with all guys, and was half empty.
"Where did everybody go?" the teacher asked.
"Oh!" I said, raising my hand, "The Jonas Brothers showed up and all the girls and a guy went chasing them down the block."
"Oh. Okay then, let's start…"
But we were interrupted by police sirens and bunch of depressed looking girls entering the classroom.
"We didn't even get to kiss them!" a girl who's name escapes me wailed.
"Too bad." I shrugged, then she started crying. Uh….
Eventually all the girls returned, all despondent and being all pretentious and saying, "I'm Mrs. Joe Jonas", or whatever. Yea right. After that episode today, fat chance.
So besides that, the day went on normally, boring, school, etc.
Until Math Class.
Mike was, again, making perverted faces at me and being a total jack ass! Good job, Mike. You get a cookie for being the biggest perv in the world! Congratulations, and no you cannot have my number! Edward was getting pretty P.Oed, again. And I was getting pretty damn sick of it all.
I was trying to focus on my math notes but it was really hard with the flying papers and the kissy noises that I could hear, even though Mike was on the clear side of the room.
"Mike is going to get his nose chopped off if he doesn't stop it."
"Calm." I said, squeezing Edward's hand. He let out a deep breath and pinched the bridge of his nose.
Then Mike opened his big, shitty, mouth again.
"Hey babe. Wanna come over tonight, we could have a party."
"Put a sock in it." I said back.
"No. But I'll put something else in you, a big spoonful of Mike-Lovin'!"
"Stop rephrasing movie quotes, you ding-bat!"
"Mike'll do what Mike want! And Mike get everything Mike want!"
"And Bella scared when Mike talk in 3rd person."
"Shut it Bitch! You cant' have an attitude with Mike!"
"She can do whatever she want to, pig!"
"Oh, is your pretty boy boyfriend gonna stand up for you? How cute." He pretended to throw up.
"Yea he is Mike! And he's not a pretty boy! He's a hot boy. Unlike you, who has no balls."
Then Mike came charging at Edward, in the middle of class, fist drawn.
To make the story short, Edward bashed his nose in.
Camera turns on
"So Edward, wanna explain what happened in Math?"
"Not really."
"Yea."
Camrea pans around lunch room, girls are still depressed about the whole J.B. thing and other people are shoving food down girls shirts, and other lunchroom banter. Then some random kid yells out, "WHOEVER CAN FIND THE PAPERCLIP WINS! (and since high school kids are so dumb, everybody scatters and starts looking for the paper clip, it's chaos!)
"AHHHHHH! PAPER CLIP!" Camera moves and Bella is looking for the paper clip. Food is being thrown
"Must—find—paper—clip—must—find…."
"Bella? Why are you looking?"
"PAPER CLIP EDWARD! DUCK!"
green jello comes flying through the air and hits Edward straight in the face
"Oh, that's just lovely, gelatin." Edward crawls away
The scene is chaotic for a couple minutes, then the principal walks in, covered in food, and yells…
"CHILDREN! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON?"
"We're looking for the paper clip."
"WELL, YOUR LOOKING IS ALL IN VAIN…FORE I HAVE THE PAPER CLIP! MUAHAHAHAHA!" The principal runs out the cafeteria with the paper clip.
"Well, that was weird."
"Yes. It was. Let's go to class now before anything gets weirder…." Edward grabbed my hand and towed me in the right direction for class.
Camera turns off
