Documentary 2: The Second Reel

Ch. 5- "Aluminum! Not Al-oo-min-e-um! It's an Aluminum CAN!"

Hi Everyone! Sooooooooo sorry I haven't updated in a while! Sooooooo sorry, thanks for sticking to it! I have had tons of homework and all that jazz and I am in the school play (inspiration), and tonight we didn't have rehersal because tomorrow is final dress, (why we don't have rehersal today? Don't ask me, i think we should've...but...good for you!) So here's Chapter 5!

Disclaimer: I do not own anying! Including Pizza Sauce!

Camera turns on, It's after school, kids are running, practically mauling each other to get to the parking lot, Bella is filming Edward and holding his hand.

"Hi Edward."

"Hi Bella."

"So…."

"Yea."

"Well," Camera pans to Bella's face "it's after school on Tuesday, it's been a very eventful day. The Jonas Brothers showed up. Mike broke his nose! Yay! Sorry, and Edward got, very delicious I might add, Jell-O thrown at him! All in all, a very good day." Bella smiles and Edward sighs, Camera turns off.

The alarm clock went off in the morning as usual. I took a shower and ate more Cheerios. Then I went to school.

The same things happened on Thursday.

And on Friday.

It was Friday, in math class, Mike hadn't showed up the past few days because "he was in pain." Edward hadn't even gotten in trouble for that. I smiled.

All of a sudden, in the middle of me practically falling asleep during notes, a couple theatre kids came in, in Shakesperean garb and told us to come see the new production.

"I didn't know we were having a school play?" I whispered to Edward.

"Me neither, but let's go watch, anything can be better than math."

"I agree." And we both stood up, I took his hand and we walked to the theatre.

A bunch of kids were already sitting down and we got a seat in the middle, behind a bunch of Frehsmen girls who started gossiping about how "hawt" Edward was. I dug around in my backpack and chewed a big wad of gum and stuck a bit in every girls hair. Take that. He's mine. Grr.

Camera turns on, the Theatre is dim, and the red velvet curtains are shut.

"We are supposed to be viewing a play pretty soon."

Camera pans around quickly filling theatre and then straight in front of her, there are four girl's heads, two blondes, a brunette and a girl with flame red hair, they all have a big wad of bright pink gum stuck in the back of their heads, the camera jiggles a little and Bella giggles.

"We don't know what it's supposed to be about, maybe PIE!"

"No, Bella, I'm pretty sure it's not going to be about pie. It'll probably be Shakespere."

"You're a party pooper, Edward."

The curtains open and a couple kids in tight, neon colored suits are standing onstage.

"Hello Neon Pink!"

"Hello Neon Blue!"

"Hello Neon Green!"

"Hello Neon Yellow!"

"What about me?"

"Hello Neon Orange!"

"Thank you."

"What are we going to do today Neon Yellow?"

"I don't know!"

"But Neon Pink, you always have ideas!"

"Hey! How about we kick around an al-oo-min-e-um can?" Collective gasp from cast.

"What did you say Neon Orange?" Neon Blue and Neon Green are in the background, very dramatically, pretending to pass out.

"We should kick around an al-oo-min-e-um can."

Collective Gasp.

"Oh, now you've done it! My Neon Pink heart is breaking!"

All the Cast get into a chorus line type thing and all take in a big breath of air….

(To the tune of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

"Oh, when you're feeling down, when you're feeling out, find something to do, do not scream and shout! Do not be so sad, be oh so glad, because all day we can run and play if you would just say oh-oh-ooohhhhh!"

(No tune anymore, just varied mutterings)

"Such improper grammer."

"I know, the nerve!"

"What'd I say?"

(Show tune)

"It's an Aluminum, not Al-oo-min-e-um, an Aluminum caaaaan!"

"Oh yea, ee-ya, ee-ya…."

"It's an Aluminium, not Al-oo-min-e-um, an Aluminum caaaaan! It's an Aluminium, not Al-oo-min-e-um, it's an Aluminum caaaaan!"

(Neon Orange alone:) "It's an Aluminum, not Al-oo-min-e-um! It's an Aluminum, not Al-oo-min-e-um," (the rest start a chorus) "It's an Aluminum, not Al-oo-min-e-um,"

(Everybody) "It's an Aluminum caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"

They all start jazz hands and the curtain closes.

(Take note, this was all on video)

"Well that was weird." Camera turns to Edward's face, it is kinda mortified and staring straight ahead. "That had to be one of the worst things I have ever seen!"

"Really? I actually kinda liked it." Edward turns to Bella, looks at her; brows raised, mouth open, and he knocks her in the head like they do in those V8 commercials.

"Hey! What was that for!?"

"Being uncultured."

"And you're the 100 year old vampire!"

Camera turns off.