December To Dismember

"this Tag Team match is set for one fall introducing first being accompined to the ring by Melina, from LA, California, Joey Mercury and Johnny Nitro ... MNM" Justin Roberts says

MNM enters the ring

Then The Hardyz music starts

"and their opponets being accompined to the ring by Jennifer, from Cameron, North Carolina, Matt Hardy and the Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy ... TEAM EXTREME.

22 mins later

"Here Are Your Winners: Matt and Jeff Hardy - TEAM EXTREME

10 mins later - in team extremes locker room

"i hate you guys for making me promise you two not to inerfere"
"yeah we should have known that she would interfere" Matt says

"yeah but look what karma does. did you see that kick johnny gave her?" Jeff says

"that was so funny" Jennifer says

"hey babe will you get us some ice packs?" Jeff asks

"yeah i'll be right back"

A Couple Minutes Later After Jennifer Gets The Ice Packs

"Whats up sexy?" a voice says

Jennifer turns around to see CM Punk

"what do you want CM?"
"what do I want hmm, let me think, oh yeah I want you" CM says as he moves closer to Jennifer

"ok a couple things: 1) I'm in a serious relationship with a man that i love and will always love. 2) your dating my best friend Maria. and 3) even if we werent in relationships I would never ever be with you in a million years"

Just then CM kisses Jennifer. Jennifer pushes him away and slaps him

"oh my god" Jennifer turns around to see her best friend Maria

"Maria i swear he kissed me, you know i would never do that to Jeff or you"

"How dare you"

Maria raises her hand to slap someone. Jennifer closes her eyes preparing for Maria to slap her

"OW WHAT THE FUCK SHE CAME ON TO ME" CM Punk yells

"YOU FUCKING BASTARD HOW COULD YOU KISS MY BEST FRIEND AND ACCUSE HER OF COMING ON TO YOU. SHE LOVES JEFF WITH ALL HER HEART. AS FOR YOU AND ME WE ARE DONE YOU ASSHOLE" Maria yells

Jennifer and Maria leave and walk to The Hardyz locker room

"hey babe, hey maria" Jeff says

"hi Jeff"

"what was all the yelling we heard?" Matt says

"Jeff, CM Punk kissed me" Jennifer says
"WHAT?"

"dont worry I took care of him" Maria says

"what happend though?" Matt says

"well as i was coming back from the trainers room, someone had said hey sexy I thought is was RVD joking with me cause you know how he is but it wasnt him, it was CM. He said that he wanted me. I told him that i was in a relationship with the man I love and will always love. and i also told him that even if i wasnt dating you or he wasnt dating maria i wouldnt be with him anyway. Then he kissed me, i pushed him away. and thats when Maria showed up"
"yeah and he tried accusing her of coming onto him. then i slapped him and told him that she would never do that because she loves you with all her heart. then i told him it was over and now we're explaining the situation to you two"Maria says

"good but I'm still gonna kick his ass" Jeff says