Hogwarts on Myspace Chapter 2

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Display name: Roonil Wazlib

Myspace… This should be fun…

About me: I'm Ron Weasley. You know, of the Weasleys. You must know us. We're famous, what with there being 7 of us… There's Charlie and Bill, who left Hogwarts before I even started… And there's Percy, the filthy traitor… Oh! And Fred and George, of course. They're crazy. They left Hogwarts last year though… And then there's my little sister Ginny. She's the only female Weasley in generations. She's so innocent. I make sure to keep it that way too, what with her being a girl and all. I'm a guy! And I know how guys think and guys are just NOT going to think about her. Then there's my mum. She's so stressed! I feel so bad, what with Fred and George to watch out for, and Ginny going around the way she does. Come to think of it, how does she go around? Well, anyway, good think mum has me to keep her grounded. And then there are my best friends, Harry and Hermione. They're cool. Sometimes. Well, Harry is. Hermione can be a bit… frightening.

I'd Like to Meet: Everyone on the Bulgarian Quidditch team! They're amazing! Except for that bloody Viktor Krum… Who does he think he is?!

General: I love quidditch! Though I suppose I'm not exactly "fantastic" at it… And I love chocolate frogs and Bertie Botts' every flavor bean and pumpkin pasties and butterbeer! I hate hate hate potions. I like defense okay though. But school's not really my cup of tea. It's more Hermione's thing…

Ooh a survey…

Where is the person you like?

Person I like? Who says I like someone, huh?!

Have you ever met a gay person?

Yes well… I believe so. And there have been some questionable people…

Have you ever intentionally made someone jealous?

What?! I love Lav-Lav I was making no one jealous and I was NOT proving a point!

last thing you ate?

Uhhh well that was at the Great Hall for dinner and I can never keep track of what I eat…

What' s something you' re excited about right now?

Certainly not this Herbology homework. What good is Venomous Tentacula anyway?

Was/ is your house's quidditch team any good?

Gryffindor? Oh, we're great!

Last time you were truly disappointed?

When I found out that the kitchens were all out of pumpkin pasties…

What movie never fails to make you cry?

Watching chick flicks with my sister over summer break. What?! That's a lie I swear! I never watch those gushy romance movies! Harry warned me about you, you stupid fanfiction writer!

Are you talkative?

Talkative? Talkative? Like I talk a lot? It depends on who you ask. Like if you asked Hermione, she'd say I never shut up. But ask someone who talks all the time, like Cho Chang, and she'll prolly say I'm quiet as a mouse! See? So it's really a matter of opinion…

Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can' t even stand it?

UMBRIGDE!

What is stressing you out most right now?

Potions essay due tomorrow!

Is there someone you will never forge t?

Oh, of course! There's lots of people.

How are you right this second?

Hungry…

Were any of your past relationships worth it?

Past? What like, before this one? Oh yeah… right… all of 'em, you know how it is… With the girls and me… there were so many I can't even remember…

Who' s your best friend(s) ?

Harry and Hermione of course!

Where do you wish you were right now?

Hogsmeade. Or at home. No! In the Great Hall. Eating. : )