Hogwarts on Myspace Chapter 3
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MUAHAHAHAHA It's time for Draco Malfoy…
Display name: Sexy Beast! No… too conspicuous. Mr. Sexy Beast! No… Draco Malfoy! No, unoriginal. Ha, I've got it… Slytherin Prince
About Me: Well, I'm Draco Malfoy, as you all know. I'm sexy, I'm smart, and I'm pretty much all around AMAZING. You can't get any better than this. As you know, I'm a pureblood and a Slytherin, and damn proud. Although, sometimes I just wish I were a Hufflepuff… what?! No I certainly do not you bloody little fanfiction writer!
Oh, shut up and keep writing ferret. Our readers are waiting.
I will not!
Stop thinking so loud, and tell people about yourself, would you?!
Fine…
Right so… smart, amazing, Slytherin, sexy ferret. Ferret! I am NOT a ferret! Would you let that go?!
Never!
I love money. And that's about all you need to know. I'm also madly in love with noliolio. What?! I… eh, whatever…
Heroes: Myself, of course. Have you ever met anyone so gorgeous?
Marital Status: Married (To noliolio)
Lets go TRUTH BOXING!!!
What do I really think about Harry Potter… Harry, you are a bloody insolent little prat. You are not brave at all and I wish the worst upon you. If only I could just see your angelic face once more… I swear noliolio if you keep this up, I'm filing for a divorce!
And Ron Weasley… You are a big stupid poop-head. Poop-head? What kind of insult is that? What's next, does he have cooties too?
Ginevra Darling [hates Divination]- you're actually not too terrible. If it weren't for your stupid muggle-loving family and idiotic brother(s).
Hermione Granger- You know-it-all! Stop being so bloody annoying!
Luna Lovegood- Let me tell you, bat-shit crazy! They don't call you Loony for nothing.
Stop being so mean Draco!
Never, it's just who I am…
Fine…
What do I think about noliolio? I think she's super duper amazing and I will love her forever and ever and I will buy her fancy dress robes and all the French fries in the world. And nothing can ever break the bond between us.
What?! What is all this lovey-dovey crap? Noliolio you stop that this instant or I will never star in one of your fanfictions again!
Heh, talk about an empty threat…
Hmmm well… This chapter was super short, and not that great, and took too long to get up and I know it doesn't deserve it but review anyway? Maybe with a recommendation for what to do next?
