Okay, to clear up some confusion the red head is the one and only Bella. But I changed her appearance a bit so it would be more like the video, Womanizer. Everyone will like the normal pairings because it would make it awkward if they used to like each other and they were friends. (:

LetTheVenomFlow

PS: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR THE VIDEO WOMANIZER.I only own the plot.

EmPOV ((Because he's my fav.))

As I took my seat in the back of the class my mind wondered to the Blondie earlier on the morning.

I was brought out of my fantasy when the door of the classroom opened and the door slammed against the wall. Behind the door revealed a bouncing Pixie with a cheeky grin on her face.

She practically danced to the teacher. Out of no where a slip appeared in her hand.

She grinned at the teacher, he seemed to have a dazed look in his eyes, and said, "I was told to get my slip signed by the teachers."

He nodded and pulled the slip out of her hands. Mr. Mongrez's, a.k.a. Mongrel, hands 'accidentally' brushed against hers.

He signed in his scrawl and directed her to introduce herself to the class.

She smiled and stood in front of the desk. I saw Mr. Mongrez's eyes travel down to her... Err, backside. I had to hide my laugh and make a coughing sound.

The old pervert, I thought.

Alice finished looked up with a knowing smile as brown eyes darted to the teacher.

The teacher smiled creepily at the Pixie, it even make my skin tingle. The small, petite Pixie didn't look phased at the least. Mr. Mongrez gestured towards the desk, beside mine, to take a seat. She nodded and skipped to the desk.

"Hey Pixie, what's up?" I asked with a grin.

She looked thoughtful for a moment before smiling. "At least you didn't call me short stuff."

I knew she could see the evil in my eyes and the smirk on my face. Mistake number one. "Okay, Short stuff your in for a surprise later."

People always tried to prank the new people.

She gave a vicious glare and glowered at me, as her eyes seemed to darken, "Don't call me short."

I flinched away. She was scary. "Fine, your fun sized."

She smiled sweetly. "Smart move." She threatened.

It was my turn to glower. She just shrugged and turned to the board.

I was scared; if that was the Pixie I wonder how would Blondie and Rocker react to their 'surprises'.

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Later

All of my other classes went through with ease. Almost lunchtime. The prank was going to be pulled then. OH YA! (That's my quote!!! YAY!!!)

5...4…3...2...1!

At Lunch

My blue orbs searched the cafeteria searching for Blondie. I wondered if they got pranked yet.

I finally found them in the lunch line filling their trays full of food. They had an appetite.

A flash of bleached blond hair bending over and spreading it across the floor. Ah. Soap and water, classic.

Blondie was the one to walk out first and quickly. Her blue eyes were searching the crowd for someone. I instantly felt jealousy. Wait, what?! Wow… that new girl is something.

BPOV

Rose was searching the crowd for one of the guys who could be the players.

We took it upon ourselves to try to stay away help others from their influence.

Alice hasn't had any luck but there was one person I was looking out for. His name was Mike Newton. He was quite annoying too.

I looked concentrated on the floor, as if it would give me any help. A slightly clear substance spread across the floor. Hm.... Seems that we were the new targets for the first week.

"Hey Rose, come here." I whispered. I quickly whispered the plan to both her and Alice.

We pretended to act like nothing was there. There was a fake blond standing in front, trying to stifle her 'giggles'. They sounded horrible. Once you looked at it.... everything about her seemed fake. Oh well, time for being time for the plan.

I signaled the girls' sign language and grinned. Knowing different languages helped.

I walked across the floor with Rose and Alice on my heel. I 'slipped' and my food 'accidentally' flew onto the giggling girl. That stopped her.

The cafeteria was quiet for a short time before I said, "We're not dipsticks, smart ass." Then I innocently said, "Besides it was an accidents. Accidents happen all of the time."

She screamed shrilly and stomped out of the room. A moment later the cafeteria broke into laughter and some mouths were hanging open. I just merely shrugged. Must have been the head cheerleader.

I walked over to an empty table with Alice and Rose.

I mindlessly grabbed some food from their trays to make up for my lost food.I sighed inwardly.

I banged my head against the table, recieving a major headache.

I heard the chairs in front of us shriek in agony, but didnt look up.

"Hey Emmett, whats up?" I heard Alice say, hoping to get my head off the table, but failing miserably.

I felt a sharp tug of my hair.

"What the hell was that for, Alice?" I almost screamed at her.

"We have guests, stupid! Its impolite to do such a thing!" She replied.

"But, mother! I have a headache!" I said, emphasizing the word mother.

That caught her attention, and she started giggling like a hyena.

Rose joined her, along with the three boys that we ran into with this morning.

When the laughing stopped, the bronze haired boy looked up at me from under his lashes.

"So, would you like to accompany me on a date tonight, beautiful?" He asked, trying to be seductive.

I looked at his under my eyelashes and gave a seductive smirk and leaned closer, "You know.." I paused to let my breath fan across his face, he looked slightly shocked but I continued, "I probably would, if you weren't such an ass." I got up, grabbed my checkered Dickies backpack, hit him in the back of the head with it, and walked out.

EPOV

Did she just HIT me?

Why didn't my charm work? It always does! This is the first time my plan had EVER backfired on me! I was supposed to dazzle her, but she dazzled me! That is just Bull-

"Eddie! What's wrong?" Emmett asked me as an imitation of Lauren.

"What did you just call me?" I growled at Emmett.

"EDDIE!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs.

I stormed out of the room, hoping to calm down before class.

"RIIINNNGGG!!!" The bell went off.

I headed to my next class, music, hoping not to go out on my only neighbor, Lauren.