1. Emmett once sang I'm a Barbie Girl, just to see how manly he could be.

2. Rosalie would have drowned in a lake, if not for being vampy, because there was a mirror at the bottom.

3. Alice, Rosalie, and Esme have all had an awesome technique of getting Edward from reading their minds... they imagined Carlisle, Emmett, or Jasper naked. Every single detail. Edward shuddered and whimpered near the girls for weeks.

4. Tanya wears falsies...

5. The reason Edward can't read Bella's thoughts is because she is possibly related to Jacob Black, and her great grandmother is half vampy.

6. Harry Potter is Charlie's nephew.... distantly. Really. Charlie gave birth to this weird Human girl who can't seem to make good friends with NORMAL people...

7. Edward only left Bella in new moon, to see a million of fan girls fawn over him.

8. Jasper is secretly a girl. You know its true, he gets all PMS and MOODSWINGS.

9. Never let Alice play Monopoly. She'll throw you out the window if you suddenly change your mind on buying property in the game.

10. When the word "Clothes" is mentioned, Alice is by your side at an instant, thinking about every opportunity possible for you to wear.

11. Esme and Carlisle like to stay in his office "thinking up productive ways" to show their love

12. Edward learned piano from Beethoven... there is no other way.

13. Carlisle likes to flash his cool sethoscope around.

14. Jacob Black was seen walking stark naked down the halls of Bella's highschool, calling out "Bella, have you seen my pants!?"

15. Edward likes his volvo so much, he actually thought he was invincable, until Emmett punched a hole in to his car.

16. All of the Cullens have laid inside a caskett during their own funeral, and was unburied by another cullen.

*Looks over shoulder* Umm... yikes! *runs away*

Emmett: Get her!!! She's getting away!!!

*Whole Twilight Cast is chasing after this reporter*

Tiffany: Yeah... bye! I'll add 20 more funny fan girl ways in a bit.