Continued on the 20 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight;

1. you once saw a volvo and squealed, slamming your face in to their window and scaring the poor driver inside the volvo.

2. You saw murder in the newspaper and decide to say "Hmm.. yes. Carlisle is indeed right. Another newborn attack...." Try saying it to your dad.

3. You bit your boyfriend/girlfriend and when they asked, you said "I want to be with you forever. So die now!"

4. When you got finished with Jacob's pov in Breaking Dawn, you went "THANK THE LORDER." and sighed in relief, but you were scared to continue.

5. You were reciting lines for something very important, and you started quoting something from Twilight.

6. You want to name your child Renessmee.

7. You think you should get a tattoo on your body saying Edward/Jasper/Jacob/Carlisle/Emmett.

8. You want red contacts... or gold!

9. You tried to die from the flu.

10. When you go to the doctor, you demand to see Doctor Carlisle.

11. You tried to drink a cup of blood.

12. You put a pillow in your shirt and when someone asked, you replied you were pregnant with a vampire child, just like Bella.

13. You drooled when the sex scenes were so detailed.

14. You wished your head on Bella's body, just so you could get some action.

15. You have a poster of Edward on your wall directed so that he could "watch you" while you are sleeping.

16. You screamed when Bella started bleeding.

17. You read Twilight Fanfiction...

18. You tried to jump in front of a car, just so Edward could push you from it.

19. Everytime you hear "New Student" you wish it were Bella and then you'd start looking for "5 secluded pale white skinned people" who look like sex gods. (No such luck)

20. You use the expression "died and went to heaven" to "died and became Edward's vampy toy" now.

A/N : All this stuff I wrote, was stuff me and my friends all did or thought about. It is hilarious. I'm not as obsessed, but I find my friends amusing. I'm just mega bored. r&r