Me: Colette read the disclaimer!
Colette: Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and me, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.
Ness: This fic was inspired by the Tales of Symphonia arc of wiiboychris's fic, Subspace Emmisarry Worlds Conquest. Double Dee Edd Boy apologizes to the respective owner of the fic for the used quotes last chapter. He is deeply sorry for what he has done.
Me: Ness, we don't need that part anymore!
Ness: Well nobody reads the disclaimers!
Colette: I read the disclaimers!
Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!
Chapter 4: Random Stuff, That's What Goes On!
Zelos and Sonic were still walking down the halls, laughin at their prank. It was an hour after they pulled off their prank and the girls were now out of the springs.
"Did you see the look on Lucario's face!?" Sonic asked while laughing.
"I know! Man, those girls are hot up close in towels!" Zelos commented.
Sonic began having fantasies of the girls in towels again.
They both stopped on their tracks, to see Lucario in front of them.
"Oh hey Lucario!" Zelos greeted.
Lucario didn't look very happy. IN fact, he had an angry look on his face.
In fact, Lucario felt a large amount of blood boil inside of him.
"Umm... you don't look very happy." Zelos pointed out.
Lucario then had Aura covering his entire body and his teeth were all gritted. He now looked like a beast ready to attack.
"Ya think?" Sonic asked.
"HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!?" Lucario asked all the while enraged by what Zelos and Sonic did back at the hot springs.
"It was Zelos' idea!" Sonic shouted in response.
"What!?" Zelos asked in anger.
"You thought of the plan!" Sonic argued.
"I DON'T CARE WHOSE IDEA WAS IT! THE GIRLS THINK I'M A PERVERT!!" Lucario argued.
"Can't we talk this over!?" Zelos asked.
"Don't kill us! Kill Zelos!" Sonic screamed.
But Lucario didn't listen.
"NO!! GUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!" Lucario roared as he began chasing after them.
"RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!" Zelos and Sonic screamed.
Zelos got on Sonic's back and Sonic started to run the fastest he could
Lucario used his Extremespeed, but Sonic was being faster.
They were funning from Lucario's wrath for two minutes.
"Why is this hallway longer than usual?" Zelos asked.
"I seen this in horror movies! The producers purposely extend the running scenes!" Sonic explained.
"Why?" Zelos asked.
"It gives them time for a good wipeout!" Sonic replied.
Suddenly, Sonic tripped on something on the ground and the two were now tumbling down the stairs.
As they fell to the bottom of the stairs., they kept crashing into things that shouldn't be on the stairs in the first place, including a rock, a pile of bocks, a toilet, a fire hydrant, and other things that shouldn't be there. They finally were now at the bottom of the stairs.
"And this is why you shouldn't run in hallways." Zelos moaned in pain.
Lucario had finally caught up to the two.
"NO PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!" Sonic screamed.
"I'M TOO YOUNG AND HANDSOME TO DIE!!" Zelos screamed.
"YOU'RE DEAD!!" Lucario roared as he began blowing punches and kicks on Sonic and Zelos. It was a big fight scene, but Lucario was the one winning, while Sonic and Zelos weren't even fighting back, as they weren't fast enough, as Lucario was relentlessly punched and kicked the two.
"STOP!!" Sonic screamed.
"I'LL BE LESS PRETTY WHEN THIS IS OVER!!" Zelos screamed.
Lucario finished beating up the two and left with a gruff. Zelos and Sonic were now beat up.
Lloyd came into the scene.
"What happened to you two?" Lloyd asked.
"Lloyd, where were you?" Zelos asked.
"I was watching home moves about us Master Hand somehow got with Lucas and Ness." Lloyd explained.
Flashback:
"How did Master Hand get a hold of videos of us when we were babies, even though nobody had a camera?" Lloyd asked.
"Master Hand's magical that way!" Lucas explained
"I found a video called 'Lucas and Claus' First Years.' " Ness said as he held up a tape.
"Put it in!" Lloyd commanded.
Ness put the tape in and the video showed Lucas' parents, Flint and Hinawa.
"You're going to be okay honey." Flint said to his wife on the video.
"Look! It's my mommy in the hospital!" Lucas pointed out.
Suddenly, in the video, Hinawa began screaming loud. Lloyd, Ness and Lucas were now disgusted at the sight.
"She's giving birth!" Ness screamed as he covered his face with a nearby pillow.
"Push, push." The doctor said in the video.
"FAST FORWARD! FAST FORWARD! FAST FORWARD!" Lucas screamed as Lloyd frantically pressed the fast foward button on the remote.
They were now at the part after Hinawa had given birth.
"It's over..." Hinawa sighed.
Or so they think...
"No wait, there's another baby!" Flint shouted.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hinawa screamed in the video.
Lloyd, Lucas and Ness were disgusted again. NEss covered his eyes.
"FAST FORWARD! FAST FORWARD!" Lucas screamed as Lloyd frantically pressed the fast foward button on the remote again.
"The woman is sick!" Ness screamed.
"What kind of father video tapes his wife giving birth to their children?" Lloyd asked.
"Apparently mine!" Lucas replied.
End flashback:
"Now I'm sure that they're watching Lucario's mother give birth to him." Lloyd said.
"SHE'S GIVING BIRTH!!" Ness screamed from the room.
"What happened to you guys?" Lloyd asked.
"Lucario beat us up." Zelos explained.
"Why?" Lloyd asked.
"We threw him into the girls hot springs and they called him a pervert." Zelos explained.
"Now we know Lucario's not gay." Sonic said.
"Well duh, didn't you see him blush when he saw the girls in towels?" Zelos argued.
"I can't believe Lucario beat you guys up for that!" Lloyd said in anger.
"Well now I know that Lucario has anger management issues." Zelos moaned.
"Of course I knew that already." Sonic said.
"What? Why didn't you tell me!?"
"You didn't ask! I'm not completely sure that Lucario does have anger management issues, but he's scary when he's angry."
"Man, just when I thought Lucario couldn't piss me off even more!" Lloyd complained.
"Don't confront him! You'll be a dead man!" Sonic warned.
"Well someone's gotta teach him a lesson for beating on you guys!" Lloyd argued.
Lloyd then stormed off to his room, where he's pretty sure that Lucario is at.
Colette was walking down the halls.
"Oh, hey Colette!" a voice shouted.
That was the voice of Olimar.
"Oh, hi! I think you're Olimar?" Colette asked.
"Yes, that's me. Listen, you're ready for tonight?" Olimar asked.
"What is tonight?" Colette asked.
"Karaoke Night. Of course, there's hardly anyone that sings, but Peach and Zelda usually do." Olimar explained.
"Where is it at?" Colette asked.
"The lounge. There's going to be food too." Olimar explained.
"Sounds like fun!" Colette said as she stormed off to the lounge.
15 Minutes later...
"Peach?" Colette suddenly burst into Peach, Zelda and Colette's room.
"What is it Colette?" Colette asked.
"Olimar said that I need a teensy bit of help with my singing for Karaoke Night tonight." Colette explained.
"Why, what's wrong with your voice?" Peach asked.
"Olimar said that I need a little help." Colette explained.
Flashback:
Colette was testing the Karaoke machine with the song One in a Million by Hannah Montana (why she chose Hannah Montana was a secret only she knows).
"They say that good things take time. But really great things happen in a blink of an eye. But the chances of meeting someone like you are a million to one, You're one in a million!" Colette sang.
Ike, Pit and Marth were in the room covering their ears. Why? Because despite being an angel, Colette's singing was BAD!
"Horrible noise! It hurts!" Marth shouted.
"STOP!" Ike screamed.
Colette stopped.
"Why? Does it sound good?" Colette asked.
"Sensors indicate that your voice is inadequate." ROB explained.
Colette looked confused.
"It means your singing stinks!" Marth said.
Colette looked down in embarassment.
"Way to be nice Marth." Ike snapped.
"Smooth." Pit said.
"Colette, I think you can be a wonderful singer if you get some help from a good singer." Olimar said.
"Thank you!" Colette said before running out of the room.
"She's not gonna get the voice." Olimar sighed.
End Flashback:
"And that's why I need help." Colette finished.
"I'd be happy to help!" Peach replied.
"Yay," Colette cheered, "Do you know any professinal singers?"
Peach sighed at Colette's latest question.
"Colette, I happen to be a professional singer. I sing every Karaoke Night." Peach explained.
"I thought that was Karaoke and you hogged the mic." Colette guessed.
Peach had to giggle at Colette's stupid answer and Colette smiled.
A few minutes later...
"Now learning how to sing a song is easy if you know how to handle a scale." Peach explained.
"Oh I know! I think you step on it and subtract five pounds!" Colette guessed while keeping that smile.
Peach had to giggle at Colette's latest answer.
"Not that kind of scale, the Musical Scale." Peach corrected.
"There's such things called a musical scale?" Colette asked.
"I'll show you." Peach replied.
Peach blew on some sort of instrument to make a note.
"Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do." Peach sang.
Colette looked confused at Peach's singing.
"How am I supposed to remember all that?" Colette asked.
Peahc giggled and sat down next to Colette.
"Let's try... you can try... remembering them by thinking of things that remind you of each note." Peach suggested.
Colette nodded.
"Do..." Peach sang.
"That's easy! Dough is what is made into cookies!" Colette said as she held up a chocolate chip cookie and smiled.
"Good! Let's keep going!" Peach cheered then continued to sing.
"Re... Mi..."
"Yay! Me! Yay me!" Colette cheered as she clapped her hands in excitement.
Peach giggled at Colette's latest ourburst and sang again.
"Fa... So..."
"If I say it's far, the others say, "So?" Because we have Rheiards!" Colette explained.
Now Peach started to look confused.
"La..."
"Law is something you follow! Especially if you're the Chosen of Mana!" Colette explained as she pointed at herself.
"Ti..."
"My favorite vowel!" Colette cheered.
Peach was giggling at how stupid Colette was being right now.
"Do..."
"Yay! More cookies!" Colette cheered.
"Okay, now let's try putting it all together..." Peach sighed as she was starting to get annoyed.
"Dough! Yay me! Far, so? Law. T. DOUGHHHHHHHH!!" Colette sang, the last "Do" being so high pitched and way out of tune, that it was enough for three teacups to break because of Colette's bad singing.
Peach and Colette looked at the broken teacups.
"Mazel Tov!" Colette cheered. How she knew that was a mystery.
Suddenly, Pit came into the room.
"What was that terrible noise!?" Pit asked angrily.
"I was singing..." Colette replied.
Pit suddenly changed his expression when Colette said that.
"Not that noise!" Pit lied.
Colette believed it and smiled.
"I was talking about the other noise someone else was making that drowned out your wonderful singing!" Pit lied again.
Colette cheered and Peach looked at Pit.
"Nice save, Pit." Peach said.
Lloyd was stomping towards his room to confront Lucario after what he did to Zelos and Sonic.
"Lloyd, where are you going?" Falco asked as Lloyd passed right by him.
"My room! I gotta talk to Lucario!" Lloyd replied.
Falco shook his head.
"I heard what happened. He seemed pretty pissed about what Sonic and Zelos did to him." Falco said.
"But I'm finding him because he beat up Zelos and Sonic for that." Lloyd explained.
"I'm warning you. Lucario can get pretty scary when he's pissed off. Especially if it's something like this." Falco explained.
"I'll do what it takes to tame that beast!" Lloyd said before running off.
"It's your funeral." Falco sighed.
Lloyd opened the door to see Lucario in a meditative stance.
"He's meditation after this? Geez, he knows how to keep calm." Lloyd thought.
Lloyd walked up to the Aura Pokemon.
"Lucario, Zelos told me what happened." Lloyd began.
There was no response from Lucario. He just remained still and his eyes remain closed.
"I know what Zelos and Sonic did to you was wrong, but you can't just take revenge just because they made the girls think you're a peeping tom." Lloyd explained.
There was again no response from Lucario. Lloyd grew mad.
"You can't let things like that get to you. Revenge only leads to more problems." Lloyd explained.
Again, there was no response. Lloyd was ultimately mad now.
"You gotta stop having your anger issues!" Lloyd said angrily.
Lucario didn't even respond. Lloyd grabed Lucario's shoulders and shook him.
"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME AT ALL!!" Lloyd shouted at the Aura Pokemon.
Suddenly, Lucario reacted fase and grabbed Lloyd's neck.
"What are you doing?" Lloyd asked.
Blood was boiling inside of Lucario and Aura started to emanate from his paws. Lloyd knew what that meant.
"I warned you never to interrupt my meditation." Lucario growled at Lloyd.
Lloyd was in big trouble now.
"If we can talk thi-OW!" Lloyd shouted as Lucario used his free paw and punched Lloyd in the stomach.
Lucario then began to beat up Lloyd relentlessly. There was a cloud of smoke from all the commotion.
"GUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!" Lucario roared as he continued to beat up Lloyd
"LUCARIO!! STOP!!" Lloyd screamed.
"NOW YOU DIE!!" Lucario roared as he threw Lloyd out an open window. Lucario closed it afterwards.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Lloyd screamed as he fell from the fourth floor to the ground.
But Lloyd didn't touch the ground, as someone caught him and put him safely into the ground.
"Who was that?" Lloyd asked.
"It was I." a voice behind Lloyd said.
Lloyd turned around to see that Meta Knight was his savior.
"Meta Knight?" Lloyd asked.
"Lloyd you impudent fool. You suffered the consiquences of setting off Lucario's anger. Just like Zelos and Sonic did." Meta Knight explained.
"Man, is there any way to calm that guy down?" Lloyd asked.
"There are ways. But I wish not to tell you. I suggest telling other people." Meta Knight suggested.
"Why won't you tell me!?" Lloyd asked angrily.
"You'll have to find out yourself." Meta Knight replied as he used his cape and disappeared.
"Man, those guys are really starting to piss me off!" Lloyd said to himself.
"Lloyd!" a voice shouted.
Lloyd got up to see that Link was running up to the swordsman.
"Link! Just the guy I wanted to see." Lloyd said.
Link had saw what happened to Lloyd.
"Dude, what happened?" Link asked.
"Lucario happened, that's what." Lloyd replied.
"I told you not to set Lucario's anger off. Anyone who does will be considered lucky if they survived. You, Sonic and Zelos are lucky." Link said.
"Is there any way to calm him down?" Lloyd asked.
"There is. But I don't know what." Link said.
"Well, what's his favorite food?" Lloyd asked.
"Lucario absolutely loves chocolate. Why?" Link asked.
"I was thinking that when Lucario goes mad, we give him chocolate." Lloyd explained.
"Do you think that can work?" Link asked.
"Dwarven Vow Number 16: You can do anything if you try." Lloyd stated.
"Just what are those Dwarven Vows?" Link asked.
"I'll tell you later. Let's go." Lloyd said.
With that, Link and Lloyd were now heading back into the mansion.
Me: Geez Lucario, you have anger management issues
Lucario: Grrrrr...
Me: Um... Not in a bad way!
Ness: I'm not sure if you're lying...
Colette: Watch me sing! Dough! Yay me! Far, so? Law. T. DOUGHHHHHHHH!!
Ness: MY EARS!!
Me: I'm running out of ideas on how Lloyd, Colette and Zelos will do... The matches don't begin until later and I think I need help...
Ness: Yeah you do.
Me: Read and review please! And suggest ideas too!
Lucario: And if you flame I will kill you!
Me: You do have anger issues!
References:
-The chase scene where Lucario was chasing Sonic and Zelos and the hallway being longer than usual was a reference to a Total Drama Island scene, where Owen and Izzy were running from a psycho killer and the path was longer and flatter than usual, then Izzy says that she saw in horror movies, they extend the running scenes. Owen asks why and Izzy responds with, "It gives them time for a good wipeout." Owen tripped on a rock and he fell down a cliff, landing on things along the way. I'm not sure if horror movies actually extend the running scenes to make time for a good wipeout.
-The part where Ness and Lucas were watching a video of Hinawa giving birth to Lucas and Claus was a reference to a scene in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, where the twins were watching their mom give birth to them, followed by them being disgusted.
-The part where Peach was giving Colette singing lessons is a reference to the scene in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody where Carey gives London singing lessons (with some minor differences).
