Me: Lucas read the disclaimer!

Lucas: Um... okay... Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and me, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.

Ness: This fic was inspired by the Tales of Symphonia arc of wiiboychris's fic, Subspace Emmisarry Worlds Conquest. Double Dee Edd Boy apologizes to the respective owner of the fic for the used quotes last chapter. He is deeply sorry for what he has done.

Me: Ness, we don't need that part anymore!

Ness: Well you did take his POV on Lucario's roars last chapter

Me: Roars sound the same! How else are you supposed to describe it in written words?

Lucas: Like this? ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!

Me: Lucas, that sounds like a 2nd grader's way of writing it.

Lucas: Or this... just keep testing until one works!

Me: God... I'm an idiot!

Ness: Finally we're on the same page!

Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!


Chapter 5: Complete and Utter Chaos! (Not Really)

Zelos was lying on a couch with Olimar watching him.

"You got Lucario's beating really bad!" Olimar pointed out.

"Ya think?" Zelos spat back.

"Don't worry, somewhere in the garden is a special flower that cures all. Unfortunately though, it only comes during ther summer. Lucky for all of us, it's summer!" Olimar explained.

"Then go get that flower!" Zelos commanded.

"You don't have to be so rude," Olimar talked back before turning to his Pikmin, "Okay Pikmin, I'm going to be at the gardens to get those flowers to last us the rest of the summer. Until I come back, please take care of Zelos. Try to get him everything he needs."

The Pikmin nodded their little heads.

"If there's anything wrong, please come talk to me and I'll try to come back here immediately." Olimar added before leaving Zelos alone with the Pikmin.

"You actually want these pipsqueaks to care for my every need?" Zelos asked.

The Pikmin were offended and one of them just hit Zelos right on the face.

"Ow! You don't have to be so violent!" Zelos shouted.

The Pikmin went in an orderly fashion.

"Let's see... what to do... get me a glass of water!" Zelos commanded.

The Pikmin nodded their heads and headed for the kitchen to fulfill Zelos' request.

"I can have control of them! Sweet!" Zelos thought.

"What's going on- Zelos! You poor thing!" Peach came into the lounge only to see Zelos in pain.

"Hello Your Majesty." Zelos greeted.

"You don't have to call me that. Now tell me what happened." Peach said.

Zelos cringed in pain while trying to get up.

"How did you get all those wounds and all that stuff?" Peach asked.

"Blame Lucario!" Zelos talked back.

"What? I told you not to make Lucario angry! He has anger issues." Peach scolded Zelos.

"Well he was mad about being thrown into the girls springs and he was called a pervert by you and the other girls." Zelos explained.

Peach's empathetic expression turned into an expression of shock.

"How do you know that?" Peach asked, now getting suspicious.

"Lucario took his anger out on me and Sonic!" Zelos spat back.

Peach was now beginning to look mad.

"Lucario came out of nowhere! I bet you two threw him in the girls springs and laughed it all up." Peach argued.

Zelos gave a nervous laugh. "Maybe?"

Peach was angry enough to perform the dreaded Peach Slap on Zelos.

"Insensitive jerk!" Peach shouted before leaving.

"Where are you going princess? What if I need help?!" Zelos shouted as she left.

"Serves you right!" Peach shouted back.


Sonic was on his own bed, with Fox taking care of him.

"You must be pretty stupid to set Lucario off." Fox said.

"Can you just help me!?" Sonic spat back.

Peach suddenly burst into the room.

"Hey Peach!" Fox and Sonic greeted.

Peach didn't greet back and instead, Peach Slapped Sonic.

"What did I do?!" Sonic asked angrily.

"I think you know, insensitive jerk!" Peach shouted before leaving.

"Told you." Fox said.

"Shut up!" Sonic talked back before punching Fox in the stomach.


Pretty soon, the Pikmin came back to Zelos with the glass of water.

"You know, for pipsqueaks, you guys sure know how to get the job done! No wonder Olimar got his job done. He couldn't do it himself!" Zelos said.

One of the Pikmin hit Zelos again, apparently hitting him for insulting Olimar.

"I was just joking!" Zelos argued.

The Pikmin looked at Zelos.

"Now get me a plate of those delicious cookies I've been hearing about." Zelos commanded.

The Pikmin came back a few minutes later with the plate of cookies.

"Oh my god! This is good!" Zelos exclaimed as he took a bit from a cookie.

The Pikmin looked at Zelos again.

"Why don't you guys rub my feet?" Zelos asked.

The Pikmin looked disgusted and confused, as they had never done something like that before, and plan not to.

The Pikmin reluctantly went over to Zelos' feet and began rubbing it.

"Not that hard!" Zelos shouted as he kicked the side of the couch.

Unfortunately, one of the Pikmin was crushed by Zelos' foot and died instantly.

"Whoa..." Zelos said.

The Pikmin now looked scared.

"Okay you guys are gonna do as I say unless you like seeing your friend in heaven!" Zelos commanded.

They immideately went to work on Zelos' feet. Needless to say, Zelos had more commands in mind. He was on the couch and he needed all the help he can get.

"Massage my back."

"Tell me who's prettier, me or Marth."

"Go and ask Ike if he really is gay."

"Rub my feet."

Needless to say that the Pikmin were getting tired of Zelos' commands and went on Zelos.

"Hey, get back to work!" Zelos shouted.

But the Pikmin defied Zelos by attacking him relentlessly. Zelos was doing nothing to kill them all.

"GET OFF ME!" Zelos screamed.

"Okay, I got the- OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!?" Olimar screamed.

The Pikmin stopped and hid behind Olimar in fear.

"Your Pikmin attacked me!" Zelos shouted.

Olimar tried to talk to one of his Pikmin.

Olimar sighed and gave the flower to Zelos.

"For some strange reason, the flower has magic that cures all wounds and diseases. Just simply sniff it and the magical pollen will get inside your body and heal you instantly." Olimar explained.

Zelos did was Olimar had explained. In a matter of seconds, Zelos was cured.

"Thanks!" Zelos shouted before leaving.

Olimar sighed.

"I swear, he can die for all I care after what he did to your friends..." Olimar told his Pikmin, which nodded in agreement.


Meanwhile, Colette and Zelda were both in the lounge. Zelda was aware of Colette's horrible singing (thanks to Peach) and now Colette wanted to see if she really has talent.

"So why do you want to dance?" Zelda asked.

Apparently, Colette had never did a real dance in her life, well maybe except for that party in Meltokio, but she couldn't rememer if there was dancing.

"Because if Peach was to throw a party for me, Lloyd and Zelos, then it would make sense if there was dancing." Colette explained.

Zelda sighed at Colette's answer.

"Well, as long as you learn how to dance." Zelda said.

Suddenly, footsteps can be heard heading for the lounge.

"Here comes your instructor." Zelda warned.

Colette dusted off her robe.

"Aren't you supposed to be my instrutor?" Colette asked.

Zelda shook her head. "I asked someone else. He sounded reluctant but he is a good dancer."

The mystery instructor finally came into the room, looked around and stepped towards the girls. The mystery instructor was none other than...

"Ike?" Zelda asked.

Ike had to sigh in embarassment. "I admit it, I am secretly a dancer. Don't tell anyone though."

Zelda and Colette made an imaginary zipper on their mouth and swore to keep this a secret.

"So, let's begin..." Ike said reluctantly. "I want to get what you're paying me."

"How much is she paying you?" Zelda asked.

"30 Smash coins an hour." Ike replied.

"Peach only got 20! She got robbed."

"I'm happy to begin!" Colette shouted.

"Now Colette, a good dancer dances from his soul." Ike explained as he got ready to dance.

Ike begun dancing and shouted all the dance moves he did as he danced.

"Step, step, kick
and shimmy, shimmy, shimmy, shimmy,
1, 2, boogie and
Shorty George, Shorty George,
Fishtail, Fishtail
and CRAZY LEGS, CRAZY LEGS,
Jazz Square, Jazz Square
and BIIIIGGGG FINISH!!"

Colette clapped her hands and Zelda looked at Ike with wide eyes.

"Ike, I didn't even know you even have moves like that!" Zelda exclaimed.

"At least it's better with Pit and those dance videos." Ike replied.

Flashback

Pit inserted a DVD labled, "So You Wanna Learn How to Dance."

Pit then got in front of the TV and stood there, looking blank.

"Are you ready to dance?" the TV asked.

"Yes..." Pit replied.

"Okay, let's begin with the basic steps!" The TV said.

End Flashback.

"I can do that!" Colette cheered as she began dancing as well.

"Shimmy shimmy kick kick crazy-" Colette stopped when her heel hit a plate on a nearby table. Upon that kick, her shoe flew off.

That very shoe hit Ike on the head and the girls gasped.

Ike rubbed his head in pain and told the angel (of course he lied), "You're a natural."

Zelda picked up Colette's shoe and handed it to her.

"Your dancing shoe." Zelda said as she gave the show to Colette.

Colette giggled as she left the lounge in happiness.

"Colette has no talent..." Ike sighed.

"I promise I won't tell anyone about your weird dancing!" Zelda said.

Unfortunately for Ike, Ness was behind a chair with a video camera, recording the whole thing.

Ness turned off the camera.

"This is so going on the internet!" Ness said to himself.


Colette, Lloyd and Zelos were now in the living room.

"Lloyd, look what I found!" Colette said as she held up a red and white ball.

"Where did you find it?" Lloyd replied.

"I found it on the floor on my way here and I wanted to show you guys." Colette explained.

"Oh, Marth told me that was called a Pokeball. It stores Pokemon in there." Zelos replied.

"How cruel. Does that mean Lucario was in here?" Colette said with worry.

"No, I heard Lucario's a free agent. I think he doesn't have anyone to serve." Zelos said.

"Wait, these Pokemon things are kept in those balls and does everything the owner commands?" Lloyd asked.

"Like a boy and his dog?" Colette added.

Zelos nodded.

"I'll set this one free!" Colette shouted as she tried to open it. "How do you open it?"

"I think you press this button." Lloyd replied as he pressed the button on the middle of the Pokeball. Nothing happened.

"I think you throw it on the ground." Zelos said.

Colette threw it on the ground and the Pokeball opened.

"Manaphy!" a voice said.

The Pokemon was blue and looked like it came from the sea.

"Aww, you're just so cute!" Colette said as she petted the Pokemon.

"Manaphy!" The Pokemon cheered.

"I think it's called a Manaphy?" Lloyd asked.

Suddenly, Link, Lucario and Samus enetered the room, only to see Manaphy released.

"Oh god, no!" Link shouted.

"You idiots!" Lucario shouted.

"What are you doing!?" Samus asked angrily.

"Oh, Manaphy was all alone so we just want to set it free. I think it's a girl!" Colette said.

"Is there a problem?" Lloyd asked.

"Dude, Manaphy is dangerous! That's why we always keep her in the Pokeball!" Link explained.

"So Manaphy IS a girl!" Colette cheered.

"How is it dangerous?" Zelos asked.

A bright pink flash engulfed the entire room and pink hearts were flying around. One can assume the hearts symbolize the souls of everyone in the room, entering to different bodies with the tones of their voices too.

"What happened?" Lloyd asked.

"Wow! There's someone who looks excactly like me!" Colette cheered.

"Hey, who are you trying to impersonate my beauty?" Zelos asked another Zelos.

"Just when I thought there couldn't be any more impostors..." Lloyd sighed as he saw another Lloyd.

"You idiots! Manaphy switched our bodies!" Samus shouted.

"Whoa, why did Link just sound like Samus?" Zelos asked.

"You idiot, I AM Samus! I am now in Link's body!" Samus snapped.

"This is so humiliating..." Lucario grumbled.

"How is it?" Lloyd asked.

"Lloyd, I'm in a girl's body!" Lucario snapped at Lloyd.

"Wait, whose body am I in?" Lloyd asked.

Lloyd looked at his hands as he realized whose body he was in.

"ZELOS!?" Lloyd screamed and then realized later on. "I cat get girls and no one will know it's actually me!"

"Lloyd, you're in idiot..." Link said, realizing he was in Lloyd's body.

"Hey, says the guy who is now in my body!" Lloyd (Zelos) shouted.

"I'm still mortified by the fact that I'm in a girl's body." Lucario grumbled.

"Well, being in a girl's body isn't too bad." Zelos said.

"How? We're both males in the bodies of females." Lucario retorted.

"Wait, if Lucario's in my body, then that must mean... I'm fluffy!" Colette cheered after realizing she's in Lucario's body.

"Now I got a girl in my body..." Lucario (Colette) sighed.

Colette (Lucario) began to tickle herself with Lucario's paws. She also petted herself.

"Don't feel so bad Lucario! When you're in a girl's body, you get to do this!" Zelos explained.

"Oh god, if he does that in my body, I swear I will kill him." Samus thought.

"I'm in Samus' body!?" Zelos asked before looking down at Samus' breasts.

"Aww sweet!" Zelos (Samus) shouted before putting Samus' hands on the breasts.

"Don't you dare!" Samus (Link) shouted at Zelos (Samus) started to play around with Samus' breasts

"You perv!" Samus (Link) shouted. She was about to slap Zelos only to realize that she would be hurting her own bodies.

"Hey, what's going on- OH GOD A MANAPHY!" Marth shouted as he ran into the room.

"OH NO!!" Peach screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Falco shouted.

Manaphy used Heart Swap again to switch around the bodies again, including Marth, Peach and Mario.

"What happened?" Peach asked.

"I don't know..." Zelos said.

"AAAAHHHHH!" Peach and Zelos screamed.

"OH MY GOD ZELOS!! You're me!" Peach (Zelos) screamed.

"Aww sweet!" Zelos (Peach) shouted before playing with Peach's breasts. Much to Peach's (Zelos) dismay.

"This is awkward..." Link (Lucario) said.

"I look like a chick now! And I mean a girl!" Falco (Marth) complained.

"Lloyd, you're me!" Colette (Lloyd) screamed.

"Holy crap!" Lloyd (Colette) shouted.

"I'M STILL IN A GIRL'S BODY!!" Lucario (Samus) shouted in anger.

"Well I'm in a non-human body!" Marth (Lucario) complained.

Manaphy used Heart Swap again to switch around the bodies again.

"Must be my lucky day!" Zelos (Colette) shouted before playing with Colette's rather small breasts.

"DOES MANAPHY PURPOSELY PUT ME IN A GIRL'S BODY!?" Lucario (Peach) shouted in anger.

"WHOA! I'm in a girl's body!" Link (Samus) shouted in surprise. HE then looked down an opening of the Zero Suit "Hey..."

"What?" Samus (Lloyd) asked.

"I can look at myself naked!" Link (Samus) said suggestively.

"Ugh!" Samus (Lloyd) said.

Once again, Manaphy used Heart Swap.

"Finally I'm not in a girl's body!" Lucario (Lloyd) sighed.

Manaphy switched their bodies again.

"Now I look like more of a girl than ever! Manaphy, get me back into my body!" Marth (Zelos) complained.

Manaphy switched their bodies again.

"Sweet! Big boobs I can touch without getting myself in trouble!" Falco (Samus) said.

"Ugh! Manaphy!" Samus (Lucario) shouted.

Manaphy switched their bodies again.

"Look at this beak! It's cute!" Colette (Falco) cheered.

"Manaphy, get her out of my body!" Falco (Colette) cheered.

Body switch again.

"Hehe! I love the wings Colette! They're so stylish!" Peach (Colette) commented.

"Can I please have my body back Manaphy?" Colette (Samus) asked.

Body switch again.

Unfortunately, this went on for hours and hours. Someone gets amused or annoyed with the body they're in and someone else files a complaint to Manaphy, which in turn, switches their bodies again.

Many things happened during the body switch crisis. Falco, Zelos and Link got themselves in girls bodies again. They were acting like the perverts they were playing around with the girls breasts (although Falco was disappointed by the fact that Colette had a skinny body). Zelos liked being in Marth's body since he says that Marth's look can get Zelos more girls. Samus REALLY hated being in Peach's body, because of the dress. Lloyd scratched his head while in Lucario's ody and he felt really relaxed because he scratched the back of Lucario's ears. Speaking of Lucario, he got himself in Zelos' body. Lucario hated Zelos' look because it makes him look gay. Peach didn't like they way Link dessed. Falco kept swinging Lloyd's swords around.

Soon enough, they were now being in their original bodies.

"Whew!" Lloyd sighed.

"Aww... And I was having fun in girls bodies..." Zelos complained.

Link and Falco sighed as well.

"Thank you Manaphy!" Colette said.

Marth grabbed the Pokeball and put Manaphy back inside it.

"I'm going to return this to where it belongs." Marth said before leaving.

Lucario left with a gruff.

"I can't believe Master Hand invited you three idiots!" Lucario growled before leaving.

Everyone just stared in silince.

"Come with me Colette." Peach said while grabbing Colette's hand.

"Where are we going?" Colette asked.


Peach, Zelda and Colette were now in front of Lucario's room.

"Why are we in front of Lucario's room?" Colette asked.

"I realized that Lucario wasn't lying that it was Zelos and Sonic that pulled that prank." Peach explained.

"Those jerks!" Zelda replied.

"Why do I havea bucket of chocolate?" Colette asked while looking at a bucket full of chocolate bars.

"Lucario loves the stuff! He's obsessed with chocolate." Zelda explained.

"But he's a dog! He could die!"

"Well Lucario's a Pokemon and it doesn't apply to Pokemon."

Colette sighed in relief and Peach knocked on the door.

Lucario opened the door.

"What do you want?" Lucario asked.

"Hi Lucario! We just want to say we're sorry for calling you a pervert." Peach apologized.

"So we're gonna make it up to you by giving you chocolate!" Zelda added.

"Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?" Lucario asked with astonishment, being the chocolate lover he is.

"Yes! It's all for you!" Colette replied.

"Chocolate!? CHOCOLATE!? CHHHHOOOOOCOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!" Lucario roared out loud as Aura started to form around his body like he's angry. One can assume it always happens when someone offers him chocolate.

"Umm... why is Lucario being crazy?" Colette asked.

"I told you he's obsessed." Zelda giggled.

"CHHHHHHOOOOOCOOOOOLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE!!" Lucario roared as he pounced on Peach.

"Here!" Peach said as she ripped the wrapper off the chocolate bar and stuck it into Lucario's mouth. The Aura around Lucario disappeared and he was back to normal and got back up. He started biting on the chocolate. He couldn't help but smile at the taste of the chocolate.

"Aww how cute!" Colette said as she scratched the back of Lucario's ear. Of course being dog-like, Lucario was relaxed as the back of his ears was his soft spot.

"Do you want more?" Zelda asked.

Lucario nodded his head.

Colette held out the bucket full of chocolate bars.

"Then here's a bucket full of chocolate just for you!" Colette cheered.

"You don't have to- Give me that!" Lucario was about to turn it down but his urges for chocolate forced him to grab the bucket from Colette's hands and closed the door to enjoy the chocolate.

"At least we made him happy!" Colette cheered as the girls left for other parts of the mansion.

A few minutes later...

Link and Lloyd went into Lucario, Meta Knight and Lloyd's room.

"I still found that Manaphy incident the coolest I've ever experienced." Link said.

"You only said that because you were in a girls body." Lloyd pointed out.

"Well I- Hey! Chocolate!" Link said.

"Sweet!" Lloyd said with excitement as he picked up the chocolate. Well he was close until a certain paw grabbed his wrist. Followed by a punch in the stomach.

"GET YOUR OWN CHOCOLATE!" Lucario roared.

"RUN!!" Lloyd and Link screamed.

Link and Lloyd got the heck out of the room before Lucario got angry.

"Idiot..." Lucario grumbled as he took a bite out of his 7th chocolate bar.


Me: Ike I didn't even know you have moves like that!

Ike: Please don't tell anyone...

Zelos: I enjoyed the show with Samus!

Me: Geez, Colette, do you have any talent at all?

Colette: I can sing and dance!

Ness: Yeah, in stupid style...

Me: I'm running out of ideas on how Lloyd, Colette and Zelos will do... The matches don't begin until later and I think I need help...

Ness: Yeah you do.

Me: Read and review please! And suggest ideas too!

Lucario: And if you flame-

Me: You do have anger issues! Flame and Colette will sing for you. (everyone covers ears)

Colette: I can sing good! Dough! Yay me! Far, so? Law. T. DOUGHHHHHHHH!!

References:

-The part with Ike doing a stupid dance was a reference to Suite Life of Zack and Cody, where Mr. Moseby does that same excact dance.

-The part with Pit standing in front of the TV with the dance video on was a reference to the Napoleon Dynamite scene, where Napoleon put in the dance video and when it asked him, Napoleon replied with, "Yes..."

-The part with Zelos in Samus' body (and later Peach's) playing with Samus' breasts (and later Peach's is a reference to the Family Guy scene, when Peter and Lois switch bodies (because of one of Stewie's machines) and Peter began playing with Lois' breasts.

-Link looking at himself in Samus body and saying he can look at himself naked is a reference to the Scooby Doo movie, when Fred and Daphne switch bodies and Fred looks under Daphne's shirt and says "I can look at myself naked!"

-The part with Lucario going crazy for the piles of chocolate bars was a reference to Spongebob, where a guy went crazy when Spongebob and Patrick tried to sell chocolate to him.