Me: Lucas read the disclaimer!
Ness: Dude, nobody reads the stuff!
Me: Well the readers need to know!
Lucas: Um... okay... Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and me, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.
Ness: This fic-
Me: WE DON'T NEED THAT PART!
Ness: Well no one reads them!
Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!
Chapter 6: Our Very First Night
The time was now time for dinner, where al the smashers gathered in the cafeteria, getting their food.
Of course everyone sat where they want to sit. Lloyd sat with Link, Zelos sat with Marth and Sonic ("You're my buds!"), and Colette (of course) sat with Peach and Zelda.
"So who cooks all this?" Lloyd asked Link.
"Oh, usually it's either Peach or Kirby when he's Cook Kirby. They're both damn awesome cooks." Link explained before taking a bite off of steak.
"Really? I'm down with Kirby but Peach?" Lloyd asked in shock.
"Yeah. You act is if you just met a woman who can cook." Link replied.
"That's because in my world, not many women cook. Mostly men cook." Lloyd explained to the Hylian.
"Can you?" Link asked out of curiosity.
"Maybe." Lloyd replied.
Meanwhile with Zelos and his "buds."
"I was expecting a girl to cook this!" Zelos complained as he took a bit out of his food.
"Does it matter if a man or woman cooked it?" Marth said.
"Marth Marth Marth. You don't know better." Sonic replied.
"What do you mean?" Marth asked.
"If you like a girl's cooking, you can totally ask them out for a date while at the same time complimenting their cooking!" Zelos explained.
"This guy's a genius when it comes to girls!" Sonic declared as he gave a thumbs up.
"Like Amy?" Marth asked.
The mention of Amy's name set off Sonic and he began to stammer.
"N-no, not her..." Sonic mumbled.
"Sure." Zelos and Marth said sarcastically.
With Colette and the princesses...
"So all the men in your world are cooks while women are better suited for battles?" Zelda asked in curiosity that sounded shocked as well.
"Umm... I guess if you can put it that way." Colette replied, not sure what she just said.
"Goodness Zelda, we need to teach Colette how to cook then!" Peach said.
Colette looked confused. Zelda nodded with agreement.
"Good! Now we can make things normal by teaching Colette to cook!" Peach cheered.
"I'm going to get us some hot chocolate." Colette said as she got up from her seat.
A few minutes later, Colette was returning to the table with trays of hot chocolate.
"Oh good, here's the hot chocolate!" Zelda cheered.
Lloyd and Zelos were close to the girls table.
"You actually let Colette get your food!?" Zelos asked in worry.
"Yes. Why, is that bad?" Peach asked.
"You guys do know she falls a lot." Lloyd warned.
"Oh that's not going to happen!" Peach cheered.
Although Colette could feel herself slipping on some sort of liquid on the floor and the three cups went flying up into the air. Colette couldn't catch it.
"OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! IT'S HOT!!" Lucas screamed as he searched for water, as a large load of hot chocolate landed on him. Right when that happened, Lloyd, Zelos, PEach and Zelda hid under the table to protect themselves from the incoming chaos that was to follow.
In a panic, he ran until he bumped into Ness, causing him throw a tray with his second helping of Steak in the air, where it eventually landed on the floor. Popo and Nana both had ice cream cones and slipped on the steak on the floor, causing them to throw their ice cream. It landed right on Luigi who screamed, "IT'S COLD!! I'M BLIND!" The same thing happened to Mario. The two ran around in panic. They both bumped into Fox and Falco, and the two performed the classic spit take as they spat out some hot chocolate on Squirtle and Ivysaur. Red tried to calm them down but two of his Pokemon were panicking and running around screaming, only to have accidentally stepped on Bowser (who happened to pass by) and Charizard's tails, causing them to set off a volley of fire, although no one can tell if it was in anger or in pain.
Marth and Ike were discussing about what Lloyd's swordsman skills could be like when out of nowhere Marth and Ike's capes caught in fire (possibly from Charizard and Bowser), Marth said that wearing capes everywhere was a bad idea, followed by Ike shouting a volley of curses that would have given Peach a heart attack if she heard it (which she didn't, as her ears were covered). In horror, they did the craziest dance to try and put it out, but only succeeded in setting their hair. Link (who happened to be in the scene), grabbed a giant fan out of nowhere and turned it on to try and put them out, but missed and blew Diddy Kong and Donkey Kong to a wall. Their Super Supreme Banana Splits. were flying towards them and went "SPLAT!" right on their faces like pie. They were then hit by an actual pie.
The banana peels remained on the floor and moved along the direction of the giant fan. Kirby just happened to be walking by with a huge and slipped on one, falling forward and the entire dessert splattered all over Pikachu. Fuming, he picked up what was left of it and tried to smash it into the star warrior's face, followed by shocking Kirby. Unfortunately, Pikachu slipped on a banana peel while doing so and fell over backwards on a walking cardboard box, sending it flying. While the box landed perfectly getting Colette inside the box (Colette was sitting on the floor). Fuming, Snake went after the box Colette "stole" and tried to get it back but he slipped on another banana peel and fell backwards. Unfortunately, Jigglypuff was in the way so Snake basically sat on her. Samus slipped on a banana peel and landed on Sonic. Sonic's face was in between Samus' breats and Sonic was happy. He still is even though Samus threw him across the room. He has been having that face ever since.
Wolf, who was laughing at Colette for her fall, got punched in the stomach by Ganondorf for no reason whatsoever and fell backwards onto a table where Yoshi was getting ready to eat 30 slices of pizza. His fall had tipped the table and launched the many slices of pizza in the air. One of them hit King DeDeDe's face, causing him to run in panic and bump into ROB. That brought good and bad news to ROB. Good news, ROB didn't budge and was perfectly fine after that bump and was simply moved, since he had wheels. Bad news, a slice of pizza had smacked ROB in the face, the melting cheese and oil of the pizza getting into his circuts. Short-circuiting, he ran amok, unintentionally attacking Mr. Game & Watch, who retaliated by using Judge. He got a nine and hit a passing by Toon Link, sending him sailing across the room and dropping the smoothie that was on his hands. The smoothie was spilled onto the floor and Captain Falcon slipped, losing his balance and shoved a loitering Lucario.
Since Lucario had anger issues, it was clear that Lucario was enraged that his Aura was preactically engulfing his entire body. He tried to punch Falcon for revenge, but Falcon grabbed an unsuspecting Pit, who took the hit by Lucario. Unfortunately for Falcon, Lucario wasn't done yet, as he beat up Falcon and Pit, who had nothing to do with the situation until Falcon used him as a shield. A smoke cloud had produced around the fight as Lucario roared as loud as he could (although nobody stopped to look at teh fight). Meta Knight saw this and went into the smoke cloud try to calm Lucario down. Meta Knight got on Lucario's back and stuffed a chocolate bar (one that Meta Knight got out of nowhere) and stuffed it into Lucario's mouth. The taste had calmed Lucario down and laid down on the floor as he happily ate the chocolate. Unfortunately, he was only five feet away from Wario, who just had his buffet of garlic. There was only one thing left.
"EVERYBODY RUN!!" Luigi screamed.
Everyone ran around screaming in panic. All except for Colette, who was still inside Snake's box, Lloyd, Zelos, Peach and Zelda, who were under the table, and Lucario, who was too busy eating his chocolate to notice.
And that's when Wario blew it.
From the Smash City, one can hear an explosion followed by a noxious cloud of gas.
Meanwhile in the town of Iselia...
It was night time and every child has gone to bed.
But Genis Sage had woken up in the middle of the night for some strange reason.
So he went and tried to wake up his sister.
"Raine... Raine..." Genis whispered
"What is it Genis?" Raine asked as she woke up and turned on the light.
"I don't know! I sense... a disturbance!" Genis declared.
Raine didn't look amused.
"Go back to sleep." Raine said as she turned off the light and went back to sleep.
Genis went back to his bed and went to sleep.
But before that, he thought about something.
"I hope Lloyd, Colette and Zelos like it there..." Genis thought.
Of course everyone in the room smelled like Wario's fart. Almost every smasher was screaming in panic trying to wash themselves. All except for Colette, who now uncovered herself and joined Lloyd, Zelos, Peach and Zelda, who were under the table, and Lucario, who was now roaring and beating up Wario for farting on him. Wario had set off Lucario's anger and now has to pay the price.
"Well... that was awkward..." Lloyd said as he tried to cover his nose.
"Man, Wario cut the cheese big time!" Zelos complained.
"Never let Colette become a waitress..." Peach mumbled.
They now said nothing as they watched Lucario beat up Wario to a pulp.
And for reasons unknown, Sonic remained still the entire time.
"Boobies..."
Karaoke Night was even a bigger disaster.
Peach was up for singing on the karaoke machine
"Isn't Peach a wonderful singer?" Colette asked.
"I gotta say, she's the best singer in here! I think I'm in love!" Zelos commented.
"You are safe in my heart, And my heart will go on." Peach finished singing.
Everyone applauded for Peach.
"Wow!" Lloyd said.
"Who wants to come up next?" Peach asked as she held up the mic.
"I do!" Colette cheered.
"Oh god..." Marth groaned.
Colette got up on stage.
"Colette, can I talk to you privately?" Peach asked.
Colette nodded and she and Peach went to another room.
"To be honest, you can't sing." Peach confessed.
"What?" Colette asked in shock.
"Your singing stinks. I don't know what to do."
"What am I gonna do? Everyone will laugh."
"Oh, we'll do like in Singing in the Rain!"
"Is that a song?" Colette couldn't help by asking.
"Someone sings behind the curtains while the person lip synchs." PEach explained.
Colette nodded at Peach's plan. Colette arrived back onto the stage and Peach hid behind a curtain with a microphone in her hand.
"You can't sing to save your life!" Marth shouted.
"Not only I can sing, I got nerve." Colette said.
"So you're singing I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana?" ROB asked.
Colette nodded and ROB turned it to the requested song.
The music started and Peach from behind the curtain began to sing and Colette started to move her mouth along the words.
"We haven't met, and that's okay
'Cause you will be asking for me one day
Don't want to wait in line
The moment is mine believe me" Colette "sang" her song.
"Whoa, I guess when we first heard it, she wasn't trying!" Marth gasped.
"It's okay..." Ike commented.
"Don't close your eyes
Cause it's a chance worth takin
And I think that I can shake it"
"Why do I have a feeling that something's going on?" Lloyd asked.
"I know where I stand
I know who I am
I would never run away when life gets bad
Everything I see
Every part of me
Gonna get what I deserve
I got-" The singing suddenly stopped.
That's because Peach stopped singing for this reason.
"SPIDER!!" Peach screamed before running out of the curtain.
Colette was now on her own.
"Ummm... I can't do this! Stop it!" Colette shouted.
The music stopped.
Peach was now out of the curtain and Colette suddenly stopped.
Almost everyone was shouting "BOOOOO!!"
Zelos, Lloyd, Zelda and Lucario said nothing.
And apparently the entire time, Sonic paid no attention for reasons unknown.
"Boobies!" Sonic said dreamily.
Colette started to run out of the room, crying.
"Colette, wait!" Peach tried to run after Colette but couldn't.
"Sonic, buddy, why are you acting all weird?" Zelos asked as he tried to snap him out of it.
"Boobies..." Sonic said dreamily.
"He's just as dense as Roy," Zelda said, "I even remember Roy's speech before he left."
Flashback
The Smashers (all the ones in Brawl) were in the front of the mansion, saying good-bye to the rejected smashers who isn't going to be in Brawl; Young Link, Pichu, Roy and Mewtwo. Dr. Mario stayed because he was needed to help injured smashers (don't worry, he wasn't in Brawl as well). Although Roy wanted to do a small spech.
"Farewell Super Smash Bros!" Roy began, standing in front of the portal along with Young Link, Pichu and Mewtwo.
"Get on with it already. I'm tempted to kill Lucario right now.." Mewtwo grumbled.
"I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies! What more could a man ask for?" Roy said.
"You loved?" Peach asked.
"You're a man?" Zelda asked.
"YOU saw boobies!?" Nana asked in shock.
Although most of the older guys (so that eliminated Ness, Lucas and Popo and Kirby, who would be too stupid for boobies) were having themselves perverted thoughts. Lucario, Meta Knight, Ganondorf, Ike, Marth and Pit weren't having those thoughts at all.
"Boobies..." All the boys except for the characters mentioned said dreamily.
"Unbelieveable." Samus mumbled.
The four rejected smashers disappeared into the portal and was never seen again.
"WHOSE BOOBIES DID YOU SEE ROY!?" Zelda asked in anger.
End Flashback
Lucario did not like how people were trating Colette. So he left the room and followed Colette.
Colette was crying in the hallways. She just sat in front of her.
"I have no talent... why did everyone have to lie to me..." Colette cried.
She has been like this for 3 minutes straight. And yet nobody came to help her.
Okay, maybe someone did.
"Colette..." a voice said.
Colette looked up and looked around to see where the voice came from. Tears were still running down her cheeks.
"Who's there?" Colette asked.
The person who said her name jumped down from the ceiling and landed right in front of Colette.
"Lucario?" Colette asked.
"I know what happened." Lucario replied.
Colette truned away from him. She didn't want to pet Lucario or anything.
"You don't have to do this..." Colette said.
"I can't stand to have a girl crying." Lucario explained.
"But... everyone thought I was a failure..." Colette replied.
Lucario shook his head.
"I don't think you're a failure. And neither does Lloyd, Zelos, Peach and Zelda." Lucario replied.
Colette looked up at him, confused.
"In fact, I think you're a wonderful girl. Just don't delude yourself. I'm sure everyone will forget about it anyway and move on." Lucario explained.
Colette stopped crying.
"Wow... that's just about the nicest thing someone's ever said to me... well second..." Colette replied.
"Who was the first?" Lucario asked.
"Lloyd!"
Lucario sighed and said, "Of course..."
"Anyway thank you Lucario. I feel all better now." Colette said. "I wish I can repay you."
"You don't have to Colette. I'm not the type to walk away when others are suffering." Lucario said.
"But what about you beating up anyone that sets you off?" Colette asked.
"The truth is, sometimes I can't control myself. I try to, but my anger just dominates me like that. I try not to be angry, but... I just can't." Lucario said while looking at the floor.
"When you're mad, all you need is a hug!" Colette cheered.
With that, Colette went over and hugged Lucario. Of course she was mindful of the spike on his chest.
And Lucario felt happy.
"Thank you Colette. Nobody has ever given me a hug... not Meta Knight... my only friend..." Lucario said.
Colette couldn't help but feel sympathetic for Lucario.
"Well... I can be your friend! And so can Lloyd and Zelos!" Colette said.
Lucario decided not to tell her that he beat up both Lloyd and Zelos.
"Colette..." Lucario said.
Colette finally let go.
"Oh! I almost forgot to repay you! I don't have anything right now, so I'll just give you something random!" Colette cheered.
So Colette improvised by doing a random thing a girl gives to a boy. Colette gave Lucario a kiss on the cheek.
Lucario couldn't respond to the kiss. Well except for the fact that he was blushing. Colette couldn't help but giggle.
"I...I'm going back to my room." Lucario said before leaving ther scene, trying so hard to hide that blush on his face.
Peach came to Colette.
"Oh! Colette! Everything all better?" PEach asked the angel.
"Yep! And I made a friend to Lucario too!" Colette cheered.
"Yay! You've finally made Lucario happy! I'm so proud!" Peach cheered.
"I'll tell you all about it tomorrow." Colette said.
"It must be getting late anyway. After all, we all gotta get to sleep." Peach said.
With that, Peach and Colette now headed for their room. Every smasher was heading for their room for bed.
When it was time to sleep, Zelos was normal in his room. Okay, until he heard Link snoring.
"Marth, I can't sleep with Link snoring like that." Zelos whispered.
"Just get used to it." Marth said.
"But I need my beauty rest." Zelos argued.
Marth sighed and gave Zelos a cup of water and some pills.
"They're sleeping pills." MArth explained efore going to sleep.
Zelos shrugged and took the sleeping pills, hopefully they can help him sleep.
Everything was normal for Colette.
"Good night Zelda. Good night Peach." Colette said.
"Good night Colette. Good night Peach." Zelda said.
"Good night Zelda. Good night Colette." Peach said.
"Good night Zelda. Good night Peach."
"Good night Colette. Good night Peach."
"Good night Zelda. Good night Colette."
"Good night Zelda. Good night Peach."
"Good night Colette. Good night Peach."
"Good night Zelda. Good night Colette."
"Good night-" Colette said one more time.
"I think we get it." Peach and Zelda said.
Peach clapped her hands twice and the lights shut off.
"How did you do that!?" Colette asked in astonishment.
Lloyd and Meta Knight were already sleeping.
But as for Lucario, he was sleepless. He couldn't sleep at all.
Oh, and he was still embarassed when Colette kissed him on the cheek.
"Dammit, why can't I sleep." Lucario thought angrily.
He tried lying down and closing his eyes, but he just couldn't sleep.
"Why do I still think about Colette? Why are all my thoughts all about her?" Lucario thought.
It was true. Ever since Colette kissed him on the cheek, she was all he could think about. He didn't know why.
Lucario hated having to think about a lot of things. He had yet to share the field of battle with Colette, but never had he felt any feelings for her. In fact, he hasn't been this way to any girl before. Maye he was thinking about this.
"Have I... have I... fallen in love with Colette...?" Lucario thought to himself.
Lucario's mind was racing, he tried to think about something else, but the first thing that popped in his mind was Colette.
How could he be in love with her? They're different species. Why would Lucario, a lonely Aura Pokemon who never had anyone but Meta Knight, be attracted to Colette, who he met for only one day? It wasn't love at first sight.
"I think... I'm in love with her..." Lucario said.
Lucario could tell that he was going to have a sleepless night.
In Sonic and Falco's room, Falco couldn't sleep at all.
Because Sonic wouldn't shut up.
"Boobies..." Sonic said dreamily.
Apparently, Sonic still couldn't stop saying that ever since his face was in a place where it shouldn't be.
"Damn that lucky hedgehog..." Falco mumbled.
Me: Okay Sonic just stood still the entire time during the chaos during dinner for reasons unknown...
Sonic: Boobies...
Me: And we have Lucario who is possibly-
Lucario: Don't say it!
Me: Read and review please! And suggest ideas too!
Lucario: And if you flame-
Me: You do have anger issues! Flame and Colette will sing for you. (everyone covers ears)
Colette: I can sing good! Dough! Yay me! Far, so? Law. T. DOUGHHHHHHHH!!
Sonic: Boobies...
References:
-Marth saying capes were a bad idea was a reference to The Incredibles, where Edna says superheroes wearing capes is a bad idea (I kinda agree)
-Genis saying to Raine that he felt a disturbance was a reference to Spongebob, where Spongebob tasted Snail Po, and it tasted so horrible, that he made a loud yakking sound that reached the Snail Po factory. An employee said, "What is it Peterson?" and another responds with, "I don't know...I sense... a disturbance!"
-Peach singing behind a room and Colette lip synching was a reference to the musical Singing in the Rain, and the shows Hannah Montana and Suite Life of Zack and Cody, where a character lip synchs the voice a character in another room sings to fool the person. The spider part was a reference to Hannah Montana, where Miley had a spider crawling up her leg while helping Lilly.
-The whole boobies deal was a reference to Total Drama Island, when Harold gets voted off, he says "I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies! What more can a man ask for?"
