Me: Lucas read the disclaimer!
Ness: Dude, nobody reads the stuff!
Me: Well the readers need to know!
Lucas: Um... okay... Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and me, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.
Ness: Well better add this part: There will be a chance that the author might mention or reference a fic in the Smash Bros section of this very site.
Me: WE DON'T NEED THAT PART! And plus, I'm not gonna reference other people's fics!
Ness: You did last chapter... if you can call it a reference...
Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!
Chapter 7: Lucario's in Love!
Everyone woke up and went about their usual business. They dressed, they showered, and they got down for breakfast. Although two people hardly got any sleep.
Those people were Falco, who kept hearing Sonic say, "Boobies!" all night even in Sonic's sleep, and Lucario, who just couldn't stop thinking that he could be in love with Colette.
Everyone got their food and sat down with their usual people.
But this morning, Lucario decided not to sit with Meta Knight. Instead, he seated himself next to Falco.
"Yo Lucario... What's up...?" Falco greeted sleepishly and yawned.
"I assume you didn't get any sleep?" Lucario asked sleepishly.
"Sonic just wouldn't shut up! If he got close to boobies, I think we all got the idea by now," Falco complained, "Now what's eating you?"
Lucario decided not to respond.
"Not talking, are ya?" Falco asked.
"Falco... I've been thinking about things..." Lucario replied.
"Like what?" Falco asked.
"I've been thinking about... love... what is it... what is it about me that makes girls want me... you know?" Lucario asked.
Falco snickered. "I get what you're saying."
Lucario looked at the bird.
"You have fallen in love with a girl!" Falco said.
Lucario nodded and blushed, not able to hide the truth.
"Yes, at least I think I have," Lucario replied, "But I'm not telling who it is!"
"Well we can safely eliminate Jiggs and Nana, because Nana's too young and Jiggs seems like she's not your type. Peach is all ga-ga over Mario, so that leaves out Zelda and Colette." Falco said, narrowing things down.
Lucario became shocked at Falco's observation, as if Falco had just confessed that he was a stalker. Falco took a moment to think.
"I can see why you find her so sexy." Falco said.
"Who?" Lucario asked.
Falco rolled his eyes and looked at the Aura Pokemon. "Colette."
Lucario started to be even more shocked. After all, how could he not after he had guessed that he had been falling for Colette?
"It's obvious. At Karaoke Night, when Colette ran out of the room cryin' her eyes out, I saw you follow her." Falco explained.
"Well..." Lucario started to look nervous.
"And doesn't Colette pet you a lot and say that you're cute?" Falco asked.
Lucario nodded nervously.
"And I bet you were comforting her after she got boo'd off the stage and she gave you a little sugar, if you know what I mean." Falco explained.
Lucario blushed the deepest shade of red. Falco acted like he knew everything.
"So why ask me? Why not Meta Knight, your best friend?" Falco asked.
Lucario looked down at the floor. "I don't think that this subject should be discussed with Meta Knight... I felt that you were more knowledgeable on my situation."
Falco nodded with agreement. After all, Lucario was the first one to ask advice from him.
"But... Colette's human... and I'm not..." Lucario said sadly.
Falco hit Lucario's head.
"Shut up! You shouldn't care if Colette's human and you're not. So you love someone of different species. But that doesn't matter! As long Colette makes you happy, you should totally be with her." Falco explained.
Lucario looked shocked. Falco have never been so deep before.
"You got that all from Lloyd, didn't you?" Lucario asked.
"He's an inspirational guy!" Falco replied.
Lucario nodded in agreement.
"I think it's best that this was to kept between you and me." Lucario said.
Falco looked confused. "Why the hell do you want it a secret?"
"I feel as if there are more males interested in Colette. Pit could be a possibility and Lloyd and Zelos both know Colette, so that could be possible." Lucario explained.
"Fnie, your secret's safe with me," Falco said, "In fact, I'm gonna help ya."
"Thank you Falco." Lucario said.
"Hi Lucario!" a voice chirped from behind.
It was Colette. Her voice had made Lucario all nervous and he started to blush because Colette was close to him.
"All the young Smashers are having themselves a little ping-pong tourney and Lloyd and I are gonna watch. Wanna come?" Colette asked.
Lucario never looked at Colette and nodded his head.
Colette giggled and left the scene.
"We got a lot of work to do..." Falco sighed.
"What about your feathers on your head?" Lucario asked, pointing to a set of messy feathers on Falco's head, signifying that he didn't get any sleep.
"I got that covered," Falco replied before putting on a beanie hat, "I just hope those girls don't see me in this..."
Falco was all wrong. Colette, Zelda and Peach saw Falco's new hat.
"A beanie?" Zelda asked.
"Colette, try to sing along with us! We sing this song every time we see someone with a strange hat." PEach explained.
Colette, Peach and Zelda started their own song and did hand gestures.
"What's that? A hat? Crazy funky junky hat! Overslept, hair unsightly, trying to look like Kiera Knightley. We been there, we done that, we see right through your funky hat!" Peach, Zelda and Colette said before laughing at Falco's hat.
"I hate that song..." Falco grumbled.
"And the battle begins!" Ness shouted before ringing a nearby gong as Lucas and NEss grabbed their paddles and stood by both sides of the Ping-Pong table.
Lucas and NEss were facing eachother in the first round. In a badly drawn bracket (made by Popo) Ness and Lucas go against eachother, then Popo and Kirby, then Nana and Toon Link, and then Pikachu and Red.
"This is going to be great Ping Pong!" Nana cheered.
"Don't you think so Lucario?" Colette asked.
And there it goes again. Lucario's eyes met Colette's eyes and he felt himself blushing. He turned away from her, hoping Colette wouldn't see his blushing face.
Colette giggled, not knowing that Lucario was blushing.
"Go Ness!" Popo cheered.
"Lucas! Lucas! Ness! Ness!" Lloyd cheered.
Ness and Lucas got into position. They started to speak as if they were in a cheesy kung-fu movie.
"My worthy opponent, are you prepared to ping the pong?" Ness asked.
"I am prepared Ness-san. Your pong is no match for my ping!" Lucas replied.
"Do your worst!" NEss shouted.
"Round 1 of Ping-Pong begins! Ness serves!" Popo shouted.
Pretty soon, NEss served and the two began making kung-fu-like battle cries every time they swung their paddles and hit the ball, in which they always did. They were equal in skill in Ping-Pong so it took forever for one of them to score a point.
Lucas wanted to score a point, so Lucas tried to swing the paddle as hard as he could. Unfortunately, the paddle flew out of his hands and flew straight towards the window and NEss ducked. The paddle smashed the window. Ness looked at the now broken window.
"You have smashed the window of transparency!" Ness shouted.
"Okay I am so out of here!" Lloyd said before running out of the room.
Colette and Lucario followed suit.
Lucas walked over to the broken window.
"Ooh! You are so busted!" Red shouted.
"Master Hand's gonna kill us!" Lucas screamed.
("Maybe nobody will know the difference.") Pikachu suggested.
"Hey!" A voice called out.
They all looked to see Luigi out the window.
"Any reason there's a paddle here and the window is broken?" Luigi asked.
"We're dead!" Nana screamed.
"Maybe not!" Popo declared.
"Why not!? If Master Hand finds out that we broke the window, we're so dead!" Kirby complained.
"It's simple! We blame the entire thing on Wolf!" Popo explained.
"Popo, that the stupidest idea I heard from you!" Nana argued.
"Now, Master Hand's going to see this and it's most likely Luigi will tell on us..." Ness said.
"Oh man! We can't get busted!" Toon Link said.
"Wait!" Popo shouted.
"What?" Red asked.
"I have... an IDEA!" Popo shouted.
"What is it?" Lucas asked.
"All we have to get is cardboard and markers!" Popo explained.
So everyone got the materials Popo called out and put the plan into action.
A few minutes later
Where the broken window was, a peice of cardboard is now in front of it with a drawing of a window.
"Master Hand will never know the difference!" Toon Link declared.
"Popo, I was wrong. This is the stupidest idea you've ever came up with." Nana said.
"No it's not!" Lucas argued.
"Oh wait, cheese pants was the worst. This is a close second!" Nana said.
"Well as long as we don't get busted, we'll be fine!" Red said.
"He's coming!" Ness shouted.
Master Hand suddenly floated towards the scene.
"I heard from Luigi that a window was broken here." Master Hand said.
"Nope! It's perfectly fine! See?" Lucas said while pointing to the makeshift window.
Although Master Hand wasn't stupid. He listed the cardboard and saw the hole in the window.
"Care to explain?" Master Hand asked the kids.
Of course with nothing to say, they had to go with Popo's previous plan.
"Wolf did it!" NEss shouted.
They started to shake, thinking that Master Hand will not believe them...
But surprisingly, he did.
"Wolf is gonna be fined now. Carry on children." Master Hand said.
Everyone sighed in relief.
("Never again!") Pikachu said.
Everyone nodded in agreement and Lucas and Ness went on with their Ping-Pong tournament match as if nothing had happened.
"I don't see how this is going to work." Lucario said.
"Why wouldn't this? You'll be with Colette in no time!" Falco said.
"Falco... I'm covered in mud." Lucario argued.
Falco's idea was to cover Lucario in mud, which is why they were outside with Lucario, of course, covered in mud from head to toe.
"Colette thinks you're cute and pets you all the time, am I right?" Falco asked.
Lucario nodded.
"So maybe if she sees you all dirty and stuff, she'll want to give you a bath." Falco explained.
Lucario sighed. He started to feel that he regretted asking Falco for help and that he should've asked Meta Knight. After all, he was Lucario's closest friend.
"And what if this does not work?" Lucario asked.
"Maybe during bath time, you'll get a chance to see boobies!" Falco said.
"You're sick!" Lucario snapped.
"Okay okay! But we're all taking Lloyd, Colette and Zelos to Smash City tomorrow. So if this doesn't work, then we'll try again tomorrow when we go to Smash City." Falco explained.
Lucario sighed and started to coat himself with even more mud.
"Here comes Colette, right on cue!" Falco shouted.
"Oh my goodness! What happened?" Colette asked, entering the scene.
"Well me and Lucario wanted to spar when Lucario suddenly fell into the mud." Falco lied to Colette.
Lucario gave the bird a glare but Falco smirked because his plan was working.
"Well, we need to get that mud off of you Lucario. I'll take you to my room so I can give you a bath. We have a bathroom!" Colette said.
Colette grabbed Lucario's paw and the instant that happened, Lucario got nervous again. As Colette took Lucario to her room, Lucario was blushing and shaking in nervousness. Falco smirked.
Lucario felt humiliated. He was sitting in the bath tub. Colette was about to give him a bath and since that would involve Colette scrubbing on Lucario's fur, the idea of her touching Lucario in many places embarassed him.
"Ready for your bath? I decided to wear my swimsuit so my clothes don't get wet!" Colette cheered.
Okay so it wasn't that sexy, but it was for Lucario. Sure it was simply a brown skirt with a white tank top and her hair is braided, but that was enough to nearly make Lucario get a nosebleed. He covered his nose in case it happened.
"Okay, Now let's get those tough spots." Colette said before holding up a bar of soap.
With that, Colette began with Lucario's head. Now that Colette was touching him, Lucario felt like he could faint from nervousness. But he felt calm when she went behind the ears, his soft spot. The mud was slowly getting off of Lucario's fur. She then headed for his arms and Colette scrubbed them with care. She started to shine the spikes on Lucario's paws. Her next spot was Lucario's chest area and back. She started with the back. Now that Colette's going lower on Lucario's body, he started to feel even more nervous then ever before. He could feel Colette scrubbing the bar of soap on his back. She then moved on to Lucario's chest. Having her hands on his chest embarassd Lucario the most. Colette was rubbing Lucario's chest and to his surprise, she's not blushing. Nobody knew why and Lucario didn't want to find out because she'll have to go lower onto his body eventually. And her hands might go on a place where it will make Lucario even more uncomfortable.
But surprisingly, Colette stopped right there.
"I know the idea of me washing your lower body must be pretty embarassing, so I'll have you do it yourself." Colette explained as she handed the bar of soap over to Lucario.
Lucario sighed in relief before realizing that Colette was still there. He turned around so that his back faced Colette. He then proceeded on lathering his lower body and legs with soap. When he was done, Colette began to rinse him with water.
"There you go! All clean!" Colette cheered.
Lucario stepped out of the tub, still nervous taht he was close to Colette in a swimsuit. He was tempted to take off that tank top just to see her boobies, no matter how small they were.
Colette guided the Aura Pokemon to her bed and the two sat down. Colette then used a towel to dry off Lucario. His urges began to take over. Okay not sexual urges, but other urges like taking off that tank top or kissing her.
"There you go! You're all cle-" Colette was cut off when she felt Lucario's paws on her shoulders.
Lucario couldn't hold his urges any longer.
"What are you do-" Colette didn't have time to ask her question.
Because Lucario pulled the two together and connected their lips together.
Lucario felt it. He felt the sparks of love when his lips touched Colette's. He was again blushing a deep shade of red. He wanted to deepen the kiss.
But Colette was shocked. She wasn't blushing at all. In fact, she just didn't see that coming and is now wondering why Lucario had kissed her.
Lucario wanted to make it longer...
Had Sonic not burst into the door.
"Hey Colette, I need- Whoa!" Sonic shouted as he saw what went on here.
The moment Lucario heard Sonic's voice, he pulled his lips off and looked at Colette.
"I'm sorry! Forget that happened!" Lucario shouted as he ran out the room, pushing Sonic out of the way.
Colette and Sonic looked at eachother.
"What was that about?" Sonic asked.
"I... have no idea..." Colette replied.
Now Colette had a question. Why did Lucario try to kiss her?
At dinner, Lucario was looking at the girls table.
Falco sat down next to the Aura Pokemon.
"So how was your bath?" Falco asked.
"Falco I think I did the dumbest thing ever!" Lucario replied.
"What?" Falco asked before taking a drink out of his soda.
"I kissed Colette!"
When Falco heard that, he performed the classic spit take. Fox was on the line of fire, so he was soaked with soda.
"Falco!" Fox shouted.
"You kissed her!?" Falco asked Lucario.
Lucario nodded vigorously.
"You know what that means?" Falco asked, smirking.
"Yes... I love Colette..." Lucario admitted.
Falco nodded his head, thinking his plan is a sucess.
"So how did Colette take it?" Falco asked.
"TShe doesn't know I love her. She thought it must be my way of saying Thanks." Lucario replied.
"What makes you say that?" Falco asked.
"I read her mind."
Falco nodded. Of course he knew Lucario can read people's minds.
"Well tomorrow, we're all going to Smash City to show Lloyd, Colette and Zelos. I'll help you make sure Colette's all yours!" Falco said.
"Thank you." Lucario said before leaving Falco alone.
"Falco, you're a genius!" Falco thought to himself.
Next to him, Fox was glaring at Falco.
"What?" Falco asked.
Falco and Sonic were in their room, getting ready to sleep.
"I just saw that Lucario made out with Colette and she looked shocked." Sonic said to Falco.
"Of course he did. Lucario told me he loves Colette." Falco said.
Sonic started to look shocked at Falco's latest outburst.
"Lucario's in love with Colette?" Sonic asked.
Falco just realized taht he had broken Lucario's promise.
"WHAT!? HOW!? WHEN!? WHO!?" Sonic asked in shock.
"Lucario." Falco replied.
"WHAT!? HOW!? WHEN!?
"After Colette gave him a kiss on the cheeck."
"WHAT!? HOW!?
"Lucario was being all nice to her after Colette was boo'd off the stage last night."
"WHAT!?"
"SONIC I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT!"
Sonic then calmed down.
"We have to get those two together!" Sonic declared.
"Why are you interested in Lucario's love life?" Falco asked.
"Because if Lucario had a girlfriend, then I think that he'll not be mad and do everything for Colette, and everyone will be safe!" Sonic explained.
Falco started to nod at Sonic's idea.
"I like your thinking." Falco said.
Me: Why do I have a feeling that Sonic and Falco are gonna fail...
Sonic: Hey! We're not gonna fail!
Falco: Lucario will have himself the girl in no time!
Me: Read and review please! And suggest ideas too!
Lucario: And if you flame I will kill you!
Me: You do have anger issues!
Colette: I can sing good! Dough! Yay me! Far, so? Law. T. DOUGHHHHHHHH!!
References:
-The song Colette, Peach and Zelda were singing to insult Falco's hat was a reference to Wizards of Waverly Place, where whenever Alex and Harper see someone in a wierd hat, they sing that song, The Crazy Junky Funky Hat Song.
-Ness and Lucas playing Ping-Pong so weird was a reference to Drake and Josh, where Drake and Josh played Ping-Pong against eachother while doing it like a cheesy Kung-Fu movie
-Nana saying that cheese pants was the stupidest idea Popo ever came up with and the cardboard idea is a close second is a reference to Ned's Declassified, where Moze says that Ned dressing up as his evil twin (Tad Bigby, who doesn't exist) was the stupidest idea, then corrects herself saying it was cheese pants, and saying that this was a close second.
-The part with Sonic going "WHAT!? HOW!? WHEN!? WHO!?" followed by Falco explaining the last question followed by Sonic asking those same question but dropping the last one was a reference to Wizards of Waverly Place, where Justin learns that his, Max and Alex's parents were charmed and Justin started to ask those questions in frantic.
