Me: Lucas read the disclaimer!
Ness: Dude, nobody reads the stuff!
Me: Well the readers need to know!
Lucas: Um... okay... Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and Zelos, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.
Ness: Well better add this part: There will be a chance that the author might mention or reference a fic in the Smash Bros section of this very site.
Me: WE DON'T NEED THAT PART! And plus, I'm not gonna reference other people's fics!
Ness: Whatever...
Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!
Chapter 8: A Trip to Smash City
The next day, all the smashers were waiting in front of the Mansion.
"So what are we doing?" Lloyd asked.
"Yeah. I'm not here to stand around here and wait." Zelos added.
"We're going to one of the best places ever! It's the biggest, exciting, most kick-ass place in the whole world!" Sonic began.
"We're going to Smash City." Fox finally said.
"You always have to ruin things!" Sonic argued.
"So what is Smash City?" Colette asked.
"Only the best city of all time in the Smash World!" Zelda replied.
Suddenly, a bus came from the garage of the masnion and headed in front where the Smashers were waiting.
The bus door opens and revealed Peach as the driver. Peach was the only one who knew how to drive a bus.
Everyone boarded the bus. Zelda and Colette sat in the front with Peach. Meta Knight had reserved a seat for Lucario. But for some strange reason, Lucario sat with Falco. Meta Knight wanted to know why, so he disappeared to a seat behind the two. Lloyd sat next to Link and Zelos sat with Marth. Sonic sat with a seat next to Falco and Lucario's.
The bus started to move and advance to the city.
"So why are we going to Smash City?" Lloyd asked.
"One, to show you, Colette and Zelos this awesome city!" Link replied.
"Two, every month, we go here to meet our fans. We planned this so the fans will get to meet you three." Fox added.
"Sweet! I'll get more fans than I already have!" Zelos cheered.
With Lucario and Falco...
"Okay listen Lucario, I sorta told someone about your love for Colette." Falco explained.
Lucario grabbed the collar of Falco's shirt and shouted, "YOU WHAT!?"
"Hey, take it easy man!" a voice tapped Lucario's shoulder.
Lucario turned his head to see Sonic.
"So you're the one Falco told? I knew I should have never had trusted you!" Lucario argued.
"Relax! If you want Colette so bad, I'll help you." Sonic said.
"Just follow our instructions, and you'll be with Colette in no time." Falco said.
"If only I could tell her how much I love her..." Lucario thought.
Little that they know, Meta Knight heard the entire thing.
"Lucario in love? With a human? What has the world gotten into?" Meta Knight mumbled.
As the bus approached the city, Peach slowed down.
"Why are we slowing down?" Lloyd asked.
"Look out the window and find out." Link replied.
Suddenly, there was the sound of screaming like girls.
The sidewalks of the city were now mobbed with obsessed fans.
"Geez, how popular are you guys?" Zelos asked.
"Smash Bros is a big thing. We deserve to meet our fans." Marth replied.
"This happens when all of us go to the city. But it doesn't when only one of us does just to do a little shopping." Zelda explained.
Suddenly, a nerd just stuck himself in the window. It shocked Lucario because he was looking out of it.
"Step on it Peach! There's a nerd on the window!" Falco shouted.
Peach started to get the bus faster to their destination: The Mall.
Once the bus parked in a special place, which was in front of the mall, all the smashers ran out and entered the mall, prepared that fans may mob them at any time.
Oh, did I mention that nerd on the window was still there?
At Build-a-Bra, Zelda, Peach and Colette were picking out colors for their bras. Not that it mattered because no one's gonna see it unless it's for a bikini. Unless someone's really perverted and wanted to see if that particular bra was one made in Build-A-Bra. Which is a wonder why one would make a store where a girl can make her own bra. It's also a wonder why would they have a store where bra parts will be out in the open for perverts to use for their own perverted purposes.
"Oh my god! It's Princess Peach and Princess Zelda!" A random girl screamed as she ran up to the girls.
"Umm... is it really safe to go shopping knowing that people are gonna follow you?" Colette asked.
"You'll get used to it." Zelda replied.
The girl ran up to them. She was a blonde with a brown and red outfit and orange skirt.
"Can I have your autograph!?" the girl asked with excitement.
"Sure! And who do you want this for?" PEach asked as she grabbed a notepad from the girl.
"Me! I'm Lindsay," the girl introduced, "You know, you and Zelda and me can be total BFFs!"
"What's a BFF?" Colette asked. Peach and Zelda began to sign their names on Lindsay's notepad.
"Oh! It stands for Best Friends Forever," Lindsay cheered before noticing Colette, "And who are you?
"Oh, Lindsay, this is one of the newest smashers, Colette Brunel." Zelda introduced.
"Oh my gosh! That outfit looks so cute on you! We all can be BFFs!" Lindsay cheered.
"Umm thanks?" Colette asked, confused.
"Since you're new, I want to be the first person to get your autograph!" Lindsay said as she grabbed the notepad from Peach and gave it to Colette. "I want this to be special since I will be your first fan!"
Colette giggled and gave Lindsay her autograph.
"Yay me! I'm the first person to get Colette's autograph!" Lindsay cheered as she left the scene.
"I have a feeling we'll get to see more of her when we meet our fans later." Zelda said.
After the girls were finished customizing their bras, they went to the register to pay for it.
Peach's matched her dress. Zelda's did too. But Colette's had small cups which were the same color as her wings.
"How may I help you?" the clerk asked with a boring drawl in her voice.
"Oh, hello Elaine!" Peach greeted.
"Oh, Peach. Good to see you again." Elaine replied, with boring drawls in her voice.
"You know this girl?" Zelda asked.
"YEs. I bumped into this girl when I went grocery shopping last week. She was a clerk at register 4." Peach replied.
"Well I went to the same store and paid at register 4 and she wasn't there." Zelda pointed out.
"I got fired." Elaine cut in.
"Elaine, that's the 3rd time this month!" PEach scolded as she paid for their bras.
"3rd time?" Colette asked
"Elaine gets fired from her jobs three times already!" Peach said.
"I almost stayed with my first job at The Groovy Smoothie for four weeks, but I didn't, cause I take too many breaks," Elaine explained before looking at her watch. "That reminds me. It's time for my break." Elaine left the counter.
Peach, Zelda and Colette left the store, but were stopped by a voice.
"EVERYONE! THE SMASHERS HAVE COME TO TOWN! PEACH AND ZELDA ARE HERE! AND THE NEWEST SMASHERS ARE SOMEWHERE! COLETTE'S WITH THEM!"
The voice belonged to Lindsay.
"Run!" Peach screamed.
"Why?" Colette asked.
The sound of fans screaming began to get louder and louder.
"That's why!" Zelda shouted.
The three started to run from their fans.
"Wanna go to Glitter Gloss?" Peach asked.
Zelda and Colette nodded in agreement.
Falco, Lucario and Sonic were walking down the halls of the mall, hoping to help Lucario win Colette's heart.
"Okay, we'll just go with the cheesy love letters and a box of cho-" Sonic explained before having his mouth covered by Falco.
"Don't say the word until we get there." Falco whispered before letting go.
Lucario started to become impatient.
"Okay, first, the stuff. The first thing we'll get is something that's in cheesy love movies that guys give girls all teh time." Sonic said.
"Like?" Lucario asked.
"A box of chocolate!" Sonic said.
"Great! Except for one thing." Falco cut in.
Sonic gave a weird look at Falco.
"The one problem is that Lucario's a chocolate addict!" Falco argued.
"I am not a chocolate addict!" Lucario retorted.
"Lucario, you ate, like, 20 chocolate bars one time." Sonic pointed out.
Lucario crossed his arms in defeat.
"Well... I'm not letting my chocolate addiction get in the way for my love for Colette!" Lucario argued.
"Just get in there and buy some." Falco said as he pushed Lucario into the chocolate store.
Of course, the smashers learned never to take Lucario inside a chocolate store. Lucario was shaking, because his mind was some sort of debate.
"Eat the chocolate!"
"No! It's for Colette!"
"You love chocolate!"
"But you love Colette more!"
"Do this for the chocolate!"
"Do this for Colette!"
"Chocolate!"
"Colette!"
"Chocolate!"
"Colette!"
"Chocolate!"
"Colette!"
"Chocolate!"
"Colette!"
"Boobies!"
"...where did that come from?"
Lucario couldn't control himself. He couldn't get his mind off of chocolate for one time just for Colette.
He went up to the clerk and greeted him, "Hi!"
The clerk was a guy with brown hair. His name tag says, "Hello my name is Duncan!" meaning his name was Duncan.
"Yo Lucario! Here for your chocolate?" Duncan greeted.
Lucario nodded nervously.
"Dude, you all right? Maybe chocolate will calm you down," Duncan said as he handed Lucario a box of chocolate, "The boss told me to give you as many chocolate you need for free whenever you came."
"Mission accomplished!" Falco said from the entrance of the store.
But Falco was wrong. Immediately, Lucario opened the box and ate every single peice of chocolate in the box. His chocolate addiction overcame his love for Colette.
"Or not..." Sonic said.
"Whoa! You must be really hungry! Have all the chocolate you want!" Duncan said.
Unfortunately, Lucario gave in. One box after another, Lucario ate every peice inside each box. And Duncan giving Lucario all the chocolate he wanted wasn't any help either.
"Geez Lucario, you didn't have to eat every single peice of chocolate in the whole store!" Duncan said in astonishment.
Falco came into the store, not able to take it anymore.
"Just give us another box. This time, the one shaped like a heart. That's what Lucario was trying to buy." Falco explained as he handed Duncan the money.
"Whoo! Lucario, who's the lucky girl?" Duncan asked.
Lucario blushed. HE didn't want to tell anyone.
"He doesn't want to tell anyone." Falco said as he took the heart shaped box of chocolates.
"Well let me know when you get together with her," Duncan said as he handed the reciept to Falco, "Oh, and you should go meet my stepbrother, Ned. He's a huge fan of you Lucario and it would really make him happy if he got to meet you. He works at Gurt Barn."
"I'll try to remember..." Falco said.
Falco pushed Lucario out of the store and hid the box so Lucario wouldn't steal it.
The Smashers had decided to use some of the afternoon for lunch at the food court. Link, Lloyd, Zelos, Marth and Fox were deciding on what to eat.
"So what should we eat?" Lloyd asked.
"Oh, there's this awesome ice cream shop called Gurt Barn." Link explained.
"Now that you mention it, I've never eaten something like that before." Zelos replied.
"Good for you. It's the first time." Marth said.
"You guys go ahead. I'm gonna go find Falco." Fox said.
"Okay. You zip up your pants." Lloyd told Fox.
"Okay the- what?" Fox asked in surprise.
Lloyd pointed to a spot and Fox looked back in embarassment. He had realized that he had forgotten to zip up his pants ever since they left the mansion. So Fox did so to prevent any further embarassment, provided that nobody else saw it before that happened.
The four went up to the counter of Gurt Barn.
The clerk was a black haired boy with the Gurt Barn shirt.
"Welcome to Gurt Barn. Hey Link! Hey Marth! Remember me?" the clerk asked.
"Of course I do Ned..." Link replied, giving the name of the clerk.
"Yeah. I work here at Gurt Barn now. What do you want?" Ned asked.
"Give us all frozen yogurt." Marth replied.
"Just you and Link?" Ned asked.
"Us, and our two other friends." Link replied, showing Lloyd and Zelos to Ned.
"Lloyd and Zelos, this is Ned. Ned, Lloyd and Zelos." Marth introduced.
"Well it's nice to meet you two." Ned replied.
"Hey. We just got ourselves a fan! And we just became smashers!" Lloyd said excitedly.
"You and Zelos are Smashers now!?" Ned asked in astonishment.
"Well, us and Colette." Zelos replied.
"Sweet! Okay, any smasher that comes to Gurt Barn will only pay 10 Smash coins. The rest will be on me." Ned said.
"Okay. We'll just have chocolate." Link replied.
Link paid for everyone's frozen yogurt, Ned did the rest by giving them the frozen yogurt.
"There you go, have a nice day!" Ned replied.
"You too." Lloyd said.
"Oh! And if you see Lucario, tell him I really want to meet him!" Ned shouted.
"Okay!" Link shouted back.
Immediately afterwards, fangirls swarmed around Link and Marth. Lloyd and Zelos looked annoyed.
"Man, when are we gonna get fans chasing after us?" Lloyd asked.
"Probrably when we actually fight and the people see how gorgeus I am." Zelos replied.
With the girls
Peach, Zelda and Colette just had gotten their smoothies from The Groovy Smoothie.
"Wow! These taste even better than I had imagined!" Colette cheered.
"Well The Groovy Smoothie is the best smoothie store ever." Zelda replied.
"So true!" Peach added.
"Hey, any of you guys know that Lucario's been acting strange lately?" Colette asked.
"Why do you say that?" Zelda asked.
"Well, yesterday, he was all nervous and blushing. And he kissed me!" Colette explained.
"Colette, do you think Lucario could be in love with you?" Peach asked.
Colette shook her head.
"I think that he was shaking because he just doesn't know what to say. I think he was blushing at something else, and I think he kissed me for affection. I guess that's normal for a Lucario." Colette explained. She then gave a giggle.
"Well, you'll never know." Peach added.
With Falco, Lucario and Sonic...
They were sitting at a table and a nerd came to them.
The nerd had brown hair and had a blue shirt with a burger on it.
"You're that same nerd who crashed into that window." Falco pointed out.
The nerd knelt down.
"It has been an honor to meet you Lucario, as I, Harold, have always wanted to meet you." the nerd said, giving his name.
"So you're Harold?" Sonic asked. Harold nodded his name.
Falco began to ignore Harold.
"So the only thing we need now is a love letter so Colette can know that someone's out there for her." Falco explained.
"Did you say love letter? I, like, have the skills to write love letters. IT got me a girl." Harold said.
"So can you make one so Lucario can give it to a girl?" Sonic asked.
"Only if I get Lucario's autograph. That would be awesome." Harold offered.
"Deal!" Lucario shouted.
"What!?" Sonic and Falco asked in shock.
"I'll do anything for Colette." Lucario said.
Harold handed a notepad to the Aura Pokemon.
"And who do you want this for?" Lucario asked.
"Me of course. The guy who has flippin' sweet nunchuk skills, beatboxing skills, and saw boobies!" Harold explained.
Lucario looked confused but put everything that Harold said. He gave Harold the notepad with Lucario's autograph.
"Awesome! Now to write that letter!" Harold said.
Harold got out a pencil, ripped out a paper from his notepad and started writing.
A few moments later...
"Done!" Harold said before leaving.
"Let's see..." Falco examined the letter.
"Looks good! Colette will be yours in no time!" Sonic said.
Lucario nodded his head. Colette will be his in no time at all.
"Hey, what are you guys doing?" a voice asked.
The three boys looked up to see Fox peering over Falco's shoulder.
"A love letter? Falco, who's it from?" Fox asked.
"Lucario. It's not for me though." Falco replied.
"If he tells Fox I love Colette, Falco is so dead!" Lucario thought.
"Who's the lucky girl Lucario?" Fox asked.
"He'd rather not say." Sonic cut in.
"Suit yourself." Fox sighed.
"Now leave! And go zip up your pants!" Falco shouted at Fox. Apparently, Falco spotted Fox's pants somehow unzipped. Fox had zipped it about two minutes ago.
"Man, what is wrong with this thing!?" Fox shouted in anger as he kicked a nerby chair and zipped up his pants. He then left the scene.
"Although I wanna change one thing..." Falco said.
Lucario looked at the bird.
"You gotta make this a mystery so Colette would try to guess who it is. If she knows it's you, then she'll probrably dump you." Falco explained.
Lucario crossed his arms. Okay, so Colette will still be his, she just won't know it.
Falco erased Lucario's name from the letter and wrote in it's place, "Your Secret Admirer."
"Now that's a love letter!" Sonic said.
"Now all you gotta is slip it in front of Colette's door early tomorrow morning and she'll pick it up." Falco explained.
Lucario sighed in defeat.
"I'll get some frozen yogurt..." Lucario sighed as he headed over to Gurt Barn.
"Oh my god, it's Lucario!" the voice of Ned was heard from Gurt Barn.
Ness: So what's with the appearance of two Total Drama Island characters as cameos?
Me: Because Lindsay and Harold are my favorite!
Ness: Whatever...
Lucas: Wait, I got it! How about letting the readers' OCs make short appearances!
Me: I could...
Lucas: I think it's great!
Me: Read and review please! And suggest ideas too! And if you have an OC and want him/her appear in this story, just tell me in your reviews. But their appearances will be short like cameos. He/She can appear as an employee of a store, a fan, or whatever.
Lucario: And if you flame I will kill you!
Me: You do have anger issues!
References:
-Build-A-Bra, Glitter Gloss, and The Groovy Smoothie are three stores from iCarly
-Gurt Barn is a resturant in Wizards of Waverly Place
-Lloyd and Falco telling Fox to zip up his pants (Lloyd pointed it out and Falco did when Fox's pants somehow got unzipped) was a reference to Drake and Josh, where Mindy tells Josh to zip up his pants, then later, Josh's pants become upzipped and Drake pointes it out.
-Lindsay from Total Drama Island makes a cameo appearance. She was the girl who asked for Peach, Zelda and Colette's autograph at Build-A-Bra
-Harold from Total Drama Island also makes a cameo appearance. He was the guy who asked Lucario for his autograph.
OC Appearances:
-My new OC, Elaine, appears as the clerk in Build-A-Bra. She's portrayed off the boring girl from Wizards of Waverly Place. The next time you see her, she will get a new job and get fired from her old one for reasons unknown.
-One of my OCs, Duncan, was an employee in the chocolate store Lucario was at.
-My other OC, Ned, was an employee in Gurt Barn
