Me: Ugn... I haven't updated in a long time... must be my worst chapter yet...

Ness: Cheer up.

Me: Lucas read the disclaimer!

Ness: Dude, nobody reads the stuff!

Me: Well the readers need to know!

Lucas: Um... okay... Double Dee Edd Boy does not own Super Smash Bros. Brawl or any characters in it or any other Nintendo related characters that show up. All characters elong to Nintendo except for Snake, owned by Konami, Sonic, owned by Sega, and Zelos, Colette and Lloyd, owned by Namco.

Ness: Well better add this part: There will be a chance that the author might mention or reference a fic in the Smash Bros section of this very site.

Me: WE DON'T NEED THAT PART! And plus, I'm not gonna reference other people's fics!

Ness: Whatever...

Me: JUST START THE CHAPTER ALREADY!!


Chapter 9: Crazy Fan Club Alert!

If you were a famous person, you would have to go to a conference to get interviewd by thousands of people waiting to put it in TV, magazines, newspapers, blah blah blah, etc. etc. etc. You would be in a room sitting on a table with your famous friends while interviewers asks question. Every answer you give will be on TV or some other sort of media. Or you could be waiting as fans line up to get your autograph while you thank them for the fandom and all that crap. The Smashers in this case, were now experiencing the same thing, sitting where they want to sit, waiting for autographs and interviews.

"So all this will be on TV?" Lloyd asked.

"TV, newspapers, magazines, does it matter? You're gonna be famous!" Ness replied.

"I have to admit, it felt good giving autographs for other people. That Lindsay girl was nice." Colette said.

As usual, Smashers sat with their friends. Although Lucario sat between Sonic and Falco, being close to where Colette was sitting. Meta Knight saw this and he knew why.

"I don't know. I'm uncomfortable close to Colette and I know that this should only between you, me and Sonic." Lucario said to Falco.

"Don't sweat it. Like I said, Falco and I can help you." Sonic replied.

"Says the guy sitting right next to Colette." Lucario replied.

This was true. Sonic was sitting next to Colette.

"Thank you for saving me a seat Sonic." Colette said.

"Anything for a newbie." Sonic replied, trying to be nice.

"Thinking about her is one thing, but having her near me in public..." Lucario said.

"Lucario, you've got to start somewhere to get to Colette, everyone does when trying to get to the person of their dreams. Like when Pit found out he could possibly be gay." Falco said.

Flashback

"Help! I'm falling over!" Pit screamed as he lost his balance.

Ike and Link were trying to get Pit back into balance as he was about to fall.

They were running to each side of Pit, only to have him balance the opposite direction.

Ike got on one end and Pit fell over and his lips accidentally touched Link's.

"Oh crap." Ike sighed.

End flashback

"Besides, I got a plan." Sonic added.

"You're going to switch seats with me so I sit next to Colette while she's not looking." Lucario said, reading Sonic's mind.

"Holy crap you're good." Sonic replied.

Meanwhile, Ness, Lucas and the rest of the young smashers had their own table.

"Hey, why do you guys get your own table?" Zelos asked.

"For this." Ness replied.

Lucas taped a cardboard sign to the table.

"The Ness and Lucas Show?" Zelos read the sign.

"Some crazy webshow they do and sometimes use it to humiliate us." Marth explained.

"And the biggest Smash Bros web show on the internet. We even get guests." Popo explained.

"We can pitch you in for the show if you want." Nana offered to Zelos.

"Count me in!" Zelos replied.

"And what? Risk being humiliated in front of thousands of people on the internet?" MArth asked.

"Maybe they'll go easy on me. It's my debut on the Ness and Lucas show." Zelos replied.

"Yeah. But lucky for you, you'll be able to see past webcasts of the show because we'll show the best moments of the show today." Ness replied.

"So don't miss it!" Lucas added.

A few minutes later, fans started to swarm into the room.

"Hey Colette." A female, boring voice said.

"Elaine?" PEach asked.

"It's Colette, right?" Elaine asked.

"Yes." Colette said.

"I forgot. Since you're now a smasher, I would like to ask for your autograph. So I can have it, and sell it on the internet." Elaine explained.

"Umm... okay." Colette replied as she gave Elaine her autograph.

"Thanks. You rock. Now I gotta go to my computer, put it online, sell it, and wait for someone to buy it." Elaine said before leaving.

"Hi!" two voices said.

Both of them were girls. One of them had brunette hair with a ponytail with a blue hoodie and matching shorts.

The other girl had blonde hair and had really stylish clothes. Her jeans and top were sparkly, that you could swear you would see light coming out of it.

"I would so love to take a picture. When I heard the new smasher, I had to get a picture so I can add it to my collection." the brunette said. "I'm Bridgette by the way."

"And it's me! Li-" The girl was saying.

"Not now Lindsay!" Bridgette snapped. (This wasn't the same Lindsay that Peach, Zelda and Colette met at Build-A-Bra. This was a different Lindsay).

"Well, group picture!" Lindsay cheered as she help up a camera.

Bridgette got into the picture while the four girls smiled.

"Cheese!" PEach cheered.

"Got it!" Lindsay shouted.

"Let me see!" Bridgette said.

"Well, your outfit is so bad, it could hardly be seen in the camera." Lindsay commented as she saw the photo.

But the photo was nothing but darkness and nothing else.

"You idiot! You forgot to remove the camera lens!" Bridgette snapped.

"There's a camera lens? Why would they put one there?" Lindsay asked.

Zelos and Lloyd were the closest to the Ness and Lucas show table. Zelos was next to MArth and Lloyd was next to Fox, mainly because Lloyd and Fox got along well.

"Why isn't any asking for my autograph?" Lloyd asked Fox.

"Easy. Nobody has ever seen you, Colette or Zelos fight. So pretty much nobody knows you." Fox replied.

The next was a girl. brown hair in a ponytail, dark brown eyes with glasses, an orchid vest with reddish-violet collar and a white tank-top under it, light blue jean shorts and white and blue sneakers.

"I'm Aqua. Aren't you Lloyd Irving?" the girl, now being named Aqua, asked.

"Yeah, but who are you to ask for my name?" Lloyd asked.

"I love it! So what are you doing here?" Aqua asked.

"You sure you aren't the Centurion of Water, Aqua in human form?" Lloyd asked.

"Excuse me?"

"Sorry. It's his first time, since he, Colette and Lucario are first time Smashers." Fox said nervously before handing her an autographed picture of Fox.

"You are smashers now? Wow! You know, I can really ask for your autograph right now." Aqua asked.

"Okay," Lloyd replied before giving Aqua the said autograph, "Here you go."

"Thanks! I'll make sure I'll watch your first battle." Aqua said before leaving, but returned to tell Fox something. "Oh and Fox, your fly is open."

Fox looked embarassed (since that was the third time someone saw his zipper down) and zipped up his pants.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Fox asked angrily.

"I was trying to be nice and ask for her name." Lloyd replied.

"She did give her name! Geez, when meeting a fan, you gotta be polite." Fox pointed out.

"I know that."

"And don't try to act like Wario when he tried to cover his farts by coughing."

Flashback

"Okay, welcome to today's discussion on new smashers." Peach began as all the smashers were gathered in teh main hall for discussion. "On the subject of new smashers, I noticed there was some concern on Krystal, Geno, and Ashley not making it as smashers,"

Wario farted and coughed right when he farted in order to cover it up. It failed, as some smashers looked at him.

"And some complaints on Roy and Mewtwo being cut," Peach added.

Wario farted and coughed again and it gave him more attention.

"And I have spoken with Master Hand," Peach added.

Wario did it again.

"Wario, is there something you'd like to share with us?" Peach asked, finally getting Wario's attention.

"Uhh... Nooooooooooooooooooo." Wario replied, saying "no" as long as his fart. He stopped only to fart again and say "No. No I'm good."

Wario farted and coughed again.

End flashback

"So what's your biggest show? The best episode so far?" Zelos asked.

"Well, our biggest show was when we showed a video of Marth doing that weird video." Lucas replied.

Flashback

"So now, please enjoy this video of Marth singing a strange song!" Lucas said.

"Warning: The following may be unsuitale for children and the elderly." Ness warned as he turned the video on.

Marth was rising from the floor as two more people that looked like Marth were dancing.

Soon, Marth started to sing a strange song.

I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

The smashers that were watching the Ness and Lucas Show on the internet at the time they showed this video were disurbed. Falco had to laugh and Ike sighed in disappointment.

It's okay, if you have a little fright
Don't you worry, I won't bite (not that hard)
If you wan't it, I'll give you power
Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower

"Oh my!" Peach said.

"I'm starting to question your sanity Marth..." Lucario sighed.

What what, in the butt
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
I said: "What what, in the butt"
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt,
OKAY!

"And that was Marth singing What What in the Butt as requested by an anonymous user." Ness finished as the video went on.

End flashback

"...I have no comment!" Marth shouted.

"Geez Marth, you need girl advice or soemthing?" Zelos asked.

"But the freakiest moment of our show was when Sonic thougth was was unstoppable and sang Can't Touch Me by Peter Griffin. We even made up a skit." Ness brought up.

Flashback

Sonic and Fox were part of the skit for the Ness and Lucas Show.

"That's against the law! You're coming with me!" Fox siad while grabbing Sonic.

"Nuh-uh-uh! Can't touch me!" Sonic said as music came on.

Can't touch me!

Sonic started dancing before rapping.

Juh-Juh-Juh-Juh-Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street,
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't Touch Me

Sonic continued to breakdance.

Can't Touch Me

"What in God's name is he doing?" Lucario asked.

Can't Touch Me

"I believe he's doing the worm." Lucas replied.

STOP! Peter time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it?
Kiss my rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump

Can't touch me
Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can't touch me

I'm presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, Go Peter, Watch Peter, Yo Peter, let's see Regis rap this way!

Can't Touch Me.

Sonic then turned to Zelda.

"Except for you. You can touch me." Sonic said.

Zelda slapped Sonic on the cheek.

End flashback

"Good times, Good times." Sonic said.

"I want to be on the show!" Colette cheered.

Colette was looking at the table, that now was Sonic's chance. HE grabbed Lucario and switched seats with him. Unfortunately, Lucario was too close to Colette beyond his own comfort.

"Hi Lucario!" Colette chirped.

"Umm... hi..." Lucario replied nervously.

"This is so fun! I wish we could have this much fun every day!" Colette cheered.

Lucario was extremely nervous to being this close to Colette. More importantly, his paws were at places where they shouldn't be.

"Oh god she's uncomfortably close to me..." Lucario thought.

"If you don't want me that close, I'll move." Colette suddenly said.

It hit Lucario like a brick. He had just thought of that for Colette to hear.

"I'm sorry if I had invaded your personal space." Colette apologized.

"Hey." A voice said.

It was Ned.

"I would like your signature so I can frame it and hang it on my wall." Ned said as he put a picture of Lucario on the table.

Lucario, shaking in nervousness as to being near Colette, signed the photo. Ned picked it up and had a grimaced face.

"Umm... thanks." Ned said as he looked at the signature, or should I say a bunch of scribbles.

"It's a bunch of scribbles you boob!" Megan said.

"I can see that!" Duncan talked back

"Umm... okay..." Aqua commented. Apparently, her Lucario autograph was scribbles also.


Lucario and Colette were now in a flower field the next day.

"Colette, there's no easy way of telling you this." Lucario began.

"Well, you can tell me. I'm listening." Colette replied.

Lucario took a deep breath before speaking.

"Colette, the reason why I've been affectionate lately, was because I love you very much. Not as a friend or a pet, but a lover. I really love you." Lucario confessed.

Colette was taken aback with the sudden news.

"I know you're disgusted with me because I'm a Pokemon." Lucario said.

"Not at all. I like you just the way you are. Maybe I have the same feelings about you." Colette replied.

Lucario was happy that he finally got the girl of his dreams.

"Can I... kiss you? With mroe meaning than yesterday?" Lucario asked.

Colette nodded and the two started making out.

Lucario finally got the girl of his dreams...

Too bad it was nothing but a dream!

In reality, Lucario was kissing his pillow. He woke up when he realized that.

"That was the best dream I've ever had. Well it will prabably be my second when my best dream is when I have sex with Colette." Lucario thought to himself.

Lucario put a paw on his forehead for some reason.

"I gotta get some water..." Lucario sighed. He felt some sort of headaches and felt a wet spot on his pillow. It was his saliva. "Aw crap..."

Lucario noticed that the room was empty, but he ignored it and went out.

When he opened the door, there was a shocking discovery.

"I love you Colette." That voice belonged to Lloyd.

"Lloyd! I knew you'd love me!" Colette cheered.

Lloyd and Colette had their first kiss together, much to Lucario's disgust. He fainted when their lips touched.

Lucario suddenly awoke from his bed. Apparently, that was a dream as well.

"Okay, first I have a sweet dream, then I have a nightmare! I'm gonna dream sweetly some more!" Lucario said before going back to sleep.

Now, his dreams were now with him and Colette, this time, in Lucario's bed.

Lucario began to kiss Colette once more, this time, putting his tounge inside Colette's mouth. Of course this was all a dream. In reality, Lucario was kissing his pillow.

Lucario pulled away and said, "I love you Colette."

Colette replied with, "I love you too, Lucario."

Did I mention this was a dream?

The next morning, Zelos was up unusually early, which was very unusual, since the first person wakes up at 4:00, which is when Lucario wakes up. Right now, it's 5:00 am. So basically, Zelos was walking down the halls, probrably trying to head for the girls' room just to see then sleeping. The thought must have thrilled him.

But he stopped on his tracks when he saw Lucario right in front of the door. Lucario left in a flash, leaving a peice of paper on the floor in front of the room. Zelos picked up the paper and unfolded it. HE read every word of the paper.

"No way!" Zelos said in shock.


Me: Man I'm running out of ideas... The worst chapter ever

Peach: How sad...

Pit: But Falco made that crap up about me possibly being gay.

Me: Oh yeah, for all you crazed Yaoi obsessors, there's not gonna be yaoi but there will be references of it or yaoi just for comedy. And please give me ideas as to what you want going on with their lives and any references you want them to make. But guess what? WE GOT CHARACTER FILTERS!

Ness, Lucas, Ice Climbers, Toon Link, Kirby and Pikachu: YAY!!

Me: I'm setting it to Lucario.

Lucario: Why me?

Me: Well you have appeared in every chapter and you're the main thing into the Lucario/Colette pairing. Read and review please! And suggest ideas too! And if you have an OC and want him/her appear in this story, just tell me in your reviews. But their appearances will be short like cameos. He/She can appear as an employee of a store, a fan, or whatever.

Lucario: And if you flame, I will kill you!

Me: I bet you'll stop once you finally get Colette...

Lucas: Who cares? Ness and I got a webshow!

References:
-Falco bringing up the Pit being gay accident was a reference to Family Guy, when Peter brought up the Tin Man finding out he was gay and Dorothy and the Scarecrow were trying to do the same thing with the Tin man, only to fall on top of the scarecrow.
-Wario covering his farts by taking is a reference to FAmily Guy, when Peter covers his farts by talking.
-Sonic sings Can't Touch Me from Family Guy
-Marth reenacts the What What in the Butt video
-Lucario having a dream of him telling Colette that he loves her, followed by a nightmare that Colette and Lloyd are dating, then a dream of Lucario and Colette in Lucario's bed doing "something intimate" was a reference to iCarly. Carly starts to have a sweet dream about being in Briarwood, then has a nightmare of Gibby replacing Carly and changing the show to iGibby, then dreams about Briarwood once more.

OC Appearances:

-Elaine appears yet again, wanting Colette's autograph
-Ned and Duncan make another appearance. Ned was the one who got Lucario's illegible autograph.
-aquasayiandragon's OC Aqua appears, the one Lloyd mistakes for the Centurion of Water, Aqua.
-Three of my other OC's, Bridgette, Lindsay and Megan, appear. Bridgette was the girl who took a picture of Lindsay, Peach, Zelda and Colette, Lindsay was in the picture, and Megan was the girl who called Ned and Duncan, "Boobs" and asked for Popo and Nana's autograph.