MPOV

Today may have been the best day of my life. Why you ask?

Because today Edward Cullen became the weird perverty guy, all because of me.

Because of his face when that porn fell out of his locker.

Because he actually put it back!

Oh man what a treat. I did feel a little bad that Bella was getting made fun of though. But I mean seriously! How much does a guy have to do to get a girl to notice him? Oh well it's not as if she'll ever know it was me.

I went to work at my parents shop with a huge grin on my face that nobody could wipe off. I'm pretty sure costumers were getting freaked out.

Later my dad came up to me and said, "Son, come with me to the back I want to talk about something." I followed to happy to really care why he wanted to talk in private.

"Mike," he said as he placed a hand on my shoulder, "you've been acting strange lightly… please tell me you're not on that hippy mushroom crap."

After spending an hour convincing my dad that I am not on srooms, I left for my house. A couple blocks from my pad I saw a red BMW pulled over on the side of the road, with the most beautiful girl ever standing next to it. Cue 'Loosen Up My Buttons' in Mike's head.

Rosalie Cullen was waving for help.

At me.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But instead of jumping around like an idiot I pulled over next to her, rolled down my window and said all cool like, "Can I help you?"

"Yes, my car seems to be… screwed up and I was wondering if you could lend me your phone so I can call my parents?" she asked now leaning on the passenger side door of my car revealing lots of cleavage.

Hmmm let me think, should I lend Rosalie Cullen MY cell?

"Sure just let me get it out of my bag." I started sifting around my back pack looking for my phone. After look for like ever I still couldn't find it.

"Damn I don't have it on me, I could of sworn it was here a second ago," I said puzzled as to where my cell might be.

"That's alright. Can you give me a lift to your place so I can call my parents for a tow truck?"

Rosalie Cullen just asked to go to my house. My HOUSE! It would be just me and Rosalie Cullen at MY HOUSE! Yep defiantly the best day ever. I nodded enthusiastically as she slid gracefully in side of my car. The ride to my house was completely silent for the most part. Rosalie arms were crossed over her chest and she was looking pretty mad. I figured that she must be pissed about her car breaking down.

"Really sucks about your car and all," I said to start conversation.

"Yea 'sucks'," was all she said. Maybe that wasn't the best thing to say.

Attempting to cover my ass I said "Well I'm sure you can get it fixed."

"Yea sure." Okay so she doesn't want to talk.

When we got to my house I opened the door like a real gentleman. Then I pointed where the phone was. She just nodded and stomped off to the living room with our phone, leaving me in the kitchen. I tried not to eavesdrop but she was almost yelling. Then the conversation got real quite, in a kinda suspicious way. Whatever I figured her parents told her to calm down or else be grounded.

When she finally came out I asked of I could get her anything.

"No thank you, you've done enough already," she said in a really sweet angle like voice. I was confused at her sudden mood swing.

"My brother is coming to get me and my father called a tow truck to get my car," she informed me. Then she got real close, and I mean REAL close and whispered in my ear, seductively, "Thanks so much Mike." My knees almost buckled.

"Y-you're w-wl-lecome," I stuttered back. I'm so smooth.

"You know you've got a great house… for a party."

"A p-party?"

"Yea. You know dancing, drinking, kissing," she growled, "If you were to have party I'd be the first to show up." The way she said that made me want to drool.

"Yea," was my brilliant response.

With that she giggled pushed me away and walked out leaving me there shocked, and opened mouthed. God she is so smooth and sexy. Smexy. Then my brain started to work again.

Hmmm a party.

R&R please