A/N: This is set after 'Grudge Match'.

Disclaimer: "Russian components, American components, they're all made in Taiwan!!" (Armageddon)


Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!!

Oliver Queen looked askance at his companion; the red head just ignored the look and continued to plead. "Oh come on, Arrow don't you wanna see your girlfriend in a dragged out, all out brawl with the rest of the girls. All their boyfriends will be there, well ex-boyfriend in Shayera's case…"

"Then why are you coming? Linda wasn't in the fights." Ollie interrupted.

"Booster and I are the impartial judges, you know which was the hott-er I mean best fight. We're the best choice since our better halves weren't involved."

"You better hope Linda doesn't get to know," Arrow warned. " Is Bruce there too?" he asked curiously.

"Naah, he said he's seen all Diana has, there's nothing he hasn't seen already."

"Whoa, whoa, that's a bit too much info."

"Yeah I know." smirked Wally. "Personally, I think it's all a bluff, besides knowing Bats he's probably got his own DVD copy."

"How did you get a copy again?" asked Arrow.

"Booster got it, from one of his sources." said Flash.

"Figures, that guy still can't pass up a chance to ogle the girls."

Arrow meanwhile has just entered the code to access the lounge only to find it full of all the currently attached, as well as a few of the unattached, males of the League. Bruce as stated previously was noticeable by his absence as was the Boy Scout.

"You guys didn't invite Superman?"

"He's called the Boy Scout for a reason G.A" Booster said making his way through the crowd to his fellow judge, his progress hampered by the two extra large tubs of popcorn in his hands. "Now you're here, let's get this show on the road!!"

Half an hour later:-

"I'm gonna skin Q!!" hissed Helena Bartinelli a.k.a Huntress.

"No fair, I was going to do the same to Ollie!" protested Black Canary.

"Shows how original you can be, you blond bimbo!" Huntress retorted.

"Hussy!!"

"Birdbrain!!"

"Alright stop it!" said Fire, the hot-tempered Brazilian didn't want a cat fight to erupt right now (later would be preferable, when she was on a mission perhaps?) Having staved off the immediate threat of bloodshed, she turned to her other two companions, two corners of the Leagues current love triangle, both of whom were avoiding eye contact with each other. "On three then, we go in and bash some sense into those thick skulls in there," she said indicating the closed door from the other side of which loud shouts of encouragement and other assorted emotions could be heard. "1, 2, 3!!"

The resulting brawl would go down in League history as Reason #9 Why you shouldn't get female Leagues mad at you.( A helpful list whose main contributors were Green Arrow, Flash and Booster Gold, though Superboy, Impulse and the third Robin were later given honorable mentions.)

When Flash regained consciousness in Sickbay, he was greeted by a curt "Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!" courtesy of a very pissed off Oliver Queen, Esquire.

"It wasn't me. Someone must have squealed. Maybe it's Bats.." protested Flash.

That very moment, Gotham City:-

Batman sneezed just as he finished knocking out the Joker.

"Sounds like you're coming down with something." commented Bat-Girl.

The Dark Knight just sniffed in reply.


Next:- "I'm sorry, Ollie!"