As Nancy
leaves we see the house number, 1428. She walks to the corner of the
street. The sign says Elm Street. Nancy starts to think about her
nightmare. Then, someone grabs her. Nancy screams but someone covers
her mouth.
"Relax, it's just me," her boyfriend
Quentin said laughing.
"You asshole," Nancy said. "You
scared me to death!"
"Obviously."
Nancy
rolls her eyes and looks the other way. Quentin puts his arms around
her and kisses her on the cheek. "I'm sorry. Forgive me?"
Nancy turns around and kissed him on the mouth.
"You're
forgiven."
Then the bus pulls up and the two of them get
on. They go to the very back to join their friends: Nancy's best
friend Kris, Kris' boyfriend Dean, and Kris' ex-boyfriend and
Quentin's best friend Jesse.
"What's up," Quentin
says.
"Hey," they all say in unison.
Kris and
Nancy met in grade school. Kris has always been the popular one. She
has long blond hair, a great body, and is the captain of the cheer
leading squad. She always wears very seductive clothes and every guy,
except Quentin, is in love with her.
Dean is the jock. He is the
starting quarterback for the football team and is every girl's dream
guy.
Jesse and Kris and dated four times. Kris would sometimes
cut her wrists after they would break-up or fight. Eventually, Kris
got sick of his bullshit and went with, in her mind, the better guy.
He was cuter, smarter, faster, and just better than Jesse in every
way and this angered Jesse.
Dean and Kris decide that they're
going to start making out in the middle of the conversation.
After
a moment, Jesse says, "Hey Kris. When are you going to dump this
loser and come back to the real guy? Come on. I had a hard on this
morning with your name on it."
Dean and Kris stop. "Fuck
off, asshole. No one in their right mind would want to date you and
besides, there are four letters in my name. There isn't enough room
on your dick for that many letters."
This makes everyone
laugh except Jesse. "Fuck you!"
