Author's Note: I apologize for the following, however most of the next scene involves singing, and I'm not a good enough writer yet to successfully the song and the action that takes place during the song at the same time. I promise that this will be the last time that I will use script format. Please do not ban me.
Runescape and the Holy Grail
Chapter 6: Knights of the Round Table
Ten men come "riding" through the forest between Catherby and Seer's men. Five were knights in shining white armor. The others were their servants, carrying luggage and banging coconuts all the way. The knights are King Arthur and his newly created Knights of the Round Table- Sir Lancelot, Sir Bedivere, Sir Galahad, and Sir Robin- on their way home to the castle of Camelot.
"And that, my liege," Sir Bedivere says to Arthur as they ride, "Is how to kill the Kalphite Queen with a bronze dagger."
"This new learning amazes me Sir Bedivere," said Arthur. "Tell me again, how a cabbage can be used to kill Tzz-Tok-Jad."
"Certainly, my liege," the mustachioed knight began. "First, you must…,"
"Look my liege!" Sir Lancelot shouted while pointing ahead, causing the party to stop.
Before them stood a magnificent castle.
"Camelot!" Arthur sighed happily.
"Camelot!" exclaimed Lancelot in wonder.
"Camelot!" Galahad declared with awe.
"Its only a stupid old castle," Patsy scoffed.
"Sssh!" Arthur hissed at his servant. Then turning to his men he said, "Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot!"
At this exclamation, a magical vision appeared before all of the knights of one of the great feasts of seasons past.
--Begin song. Change to script format. My deepest apologies.--
*Bouncy music starts to play*
Knights- We're knights of the round table!
We dance when ere we're able!
We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork im-pec-able!
We dine quite well in Camelot, we eat ham and jam, and spam-a-lot!
The knights dance around on top of the round table and accidentally kick over a servant carrying food.
Knights- We're knights of the round table!
Our shows are form-i-dable! *do a can-can on top of table*
But often times we're given rhymes that are quiet un-sing-able!
We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the di-a-phragm-a-looooooooot!
The knights dance around some more. Quick scene change to the dungeon, where a prisoner chained to the wall claps to the muffled tune. Switch back to the dance knights, who tap dance upon the table. One knight drums one four other knight's heads with a pair of maces, ending up with smacking another servant in the head.
Knight- In war we're tough-and-able! *knights accidentally step on a cat, which screeches*
Quiet in-de-fat-i-gable!
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable!
It's a busy life in Camelot…
Lone Knight- I…have…to…push…the…pram-a-looooooooooooooot!
More dancing, finishes up the sequence, end song. Cut back to Arthur and his knights.
--End song and script format--
As the vision ends, Arthur began to reconsider.
"Uh, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
"Right, right," the other knights agree as they begin to ride away.
To Be Continued…
Author's Note- Again I apologize for the script format. Also, I highly recommend looking up Knights of the Round Table on Youtube if you don't have access to a Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie. The actual scene is much funnier than what I can do. There is even a pretty decent recreation of the scene done in Legos that was originally on the collector edition DVD. Thank you for reading.
