Down, Down, and Kaboom!

A/N: And now, time for the exciting conclusion to Down, Down, and Kaboom! Normally, I'd say be cautious of the massive amounts of gore, but you should know how these stories end by now. :)

Back in the cockpit, Toothy was trying to wake up an unconscious Lumpy by performing CPR and mouth-to-mouth. He must've really hit his head hard when he fell backwards and landed on the control panel. Lucky for Toothy, the blue moose coughed a few times before he woke up and opened his eyes, only to realize he was inside a wild death vehicle that was headed straight for the ground. Lumpy looked outside to see the plane gradually drop to the ground, which would soon crash and burn. Lumpy commanded Toothy to try and maintain altitude and pull up, while Lumpy got a fire extinguisher and rushed into the cabins to go help out the passengers.


Shifty looked down to see his cousin still holding onto his leg and Flippy still trying to reach the two bandits. It was almost impossible how Flippy would hop from one metal pipe to another and get closer and closer to the two of them, but then again, we're talking about Flippy. The cargo bay door was still open and should any of them let go, they would fall outside to their deaths. Shifty used all of his strength to extend his arm to a blunt pipe sticking out of the floor and gradually edged his way to the back door. That's when a crate's door was ripped open by the rushing wind and all of the treasures spilled out of it. Shifty gasped with glee when he saw a gigantic diamond plummet right next to him on a larger metal package. It was right there, within his grasps. Shifty reached to his right to get the beautiful jewel, but he was dragged back when his cousin started to clutch his leg even harder than ever, just before he began to cry. Shifty looked at the diamond, and then his cousin. Hmm…cousin, diamond, cousin, diamond, cousin, diamond…Flippy. Yes, Flippy was getting even closer to Shifty and his cousin. At this point, only one of them could survive so…Shifty looked down at his helpless cousin and smiled widely, just before he kicked him in the nose. Robbo pleaded to his cousin not to kick him harder, knowing that he'd lose his grip and fall to his death, but Shifty ignored him. He kicked Robbo with effort this time in the mouth and Robbo let go of his leg.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" screamed Robbo.

The wind sucked his spiraling body out of the cargo hold and it disappeared into the darkness forever, knowing that it would never come back. But Shifty didn't care, because after he lost his dead weight, he grabbed the diamond and quickly scurried his way up to the back door, entering one of the main compartments of the plane and escaping Flippy. Of course, that didn't mean he didn't see where Shifty went to…and that didn't mean he didn't follow him.


All of the passengers were still hanging on for dear life so they wouldn't get sucked out of the plane and fall to their deaths. The wind was howling into the black plane and cold rain was still pouring upon the animals. Toothy was still trying his hardest to maintain altitude, but the plane was still plummeting to the ground. And yet, Nutty was completely fine and didn't even care. Right now he was jumping around the aisles and running and screaming like crazy. He found a gigantic bottle of chocolate syrup and was slurping it down with glee, despite the fact it was getting all over his face and in his fur. Unfortunately for Nutty, good things rarely seem to last for him, because he burst through the door and was thrown into the air; the cabin he entered was the one with a giant hole on the side of it. Nutty screamed and grasped the side of the plane from the outside, holding onto the edge. Should the sugary green squirrel let go, he'd be sucked into the jet engine and would instantly die. Nutty screamed once again when he let go of the syrup and it was accidentally sucked into the engine. The plastic bottle exploded and the syrup was spread all throughout the engine, gradually slowing it down. Nutty whined…or laughed demonically, and jumped for his destroyed bottle of syrup, thinking he could lick the inside of the engine clean off. But instead, he was sucked into the machine and minced into nothing but blood and sweet green fur.

Meanwhile, Disco Bear was sitting adjacent to the chipmunk (or squirrel) Giggles, breathing through the air masks that deployed when the plane began to dive down. Suddenly, a large spark was emitted above Giggles' side of the plane and the whole area began to crackle and spark electricity like crazy. Giggles looked up and tried to figure out what was going on, but it was too late. Her side of the plane exploded and broke off, carrying a black bear with it outside. Wind began to rush inside like claws trying to tear Giggles and the passenger next to her away. Giggles screamed persistently and not even six seconds after the bear was sucked out, the yellow skunk sitting next to her was also sucked out, along with his chair. Even though all three passengers were safely sealed to their chair with the seat belt, they were sucked out the plane because the explosion burned through the metal that snapped their chairs into the floor of the plane. And Giggles' supports were getting weaker by the second. Disco Bear extended his hand across the aisle to reach for Giggles and bring her to safety. Maybe Disco Bear got a heart and was truly in love with her. Maybe he just wanted to have sex with her because he thought he was gonna die. No, never mind; he just wanted to have sex with her. Regardless, each animal needed something from the other: Giggles wanted safety and Disco Bear wanted sex. The two of them stretched their arms so hard that Disco Bear nearly ripped his arm out of socket. One of the supports busted and a loud creak was heard, indicating the chair was about to fall off. Giggles took a chance and took off her seatbelt, only to have the whole seat yank her outside the plane. Disco Bear shouted out Giggles' name in a tragic way just before he was hit in the head by a flailing passenger and rendered unconscious.

Lumpy was in the main compartment putting out all of the fires with his fire extinguisher. Toothy managed to stabilize the plane and no one was getting sucked out through the hole. Of course, there was another hole where Disco Bear was, plus the cargo bay door was open, so the passengers still weren't safe. Lumpy exhaled loudly and wiped the sweat off his forehead before he started putting out more fires. However, when Lumpy pressed the handle to squirt out more extinguishing foam, nothing came out.

"Huh?"

Lumpy repeatedly pressed the handle to squirt out the fluid, but nothing would come out…nothing at all. He scratched his head in confusion just when a cart slammed into him from behind and caused Lumpy to chuck the extinguisher forward. That is when Spiky and his daughter came into the picture. They managed to survive the explosion and were currently running to the cargo bay to parachute out. Sadly, Flaky was unable to make it because the fire extinguisher Lumpy threw impaled her in the back of the head. In a sick and twisted way, the fire extinguisher became unclogged and shot out the foam through Flaky's mouth from the back. Blood came out as well and Flaky dropped dead next to her father's smelly feet. Spiky squealed in an airy, high pitched voice and turned around to look at Lumpy, who was laughing nervously and scratching his head as though he were about to say, "Oops."

Spiky charged towards the blue moose and tackled him next to a row of seats. The dismayed porcupine began to brutally choke the clumsy moose so hard that he was gagging with his tongue out and he was turning red…and blue. Lucky for Lumpy, a cart came and slammed into Spiky, knocking him to the floor. Both he and the cart were traveling down the aisle at lightning speed and Spiky was getting dragged in front of it. His spikes were flailing all over the plane as they popped out his back and Spiky was getting massive rug burn on his abdomen. The friction on his skin was making his belly so hot that the skin began to tear off. Spiky started to scream when he saw a blood trail behind him and realized that he needed to stop the cart before his corpse was spread out all over the plane. Just when Spiky was about to get to another section of the plane, Mime opened up a bathroom door and stopped the cart and Spiky. He decided to hide there until the plane was pressurized again. Mime hopped over the cart and rushed to go help some more pedestrians, unaware that Spiky's intestines were hanging out of his stomach.

The mortally wounded porcupine turned around to go look for help, but he was too tired to walk or do much of anything besides crawl on the ground. Someone stepped on Spiky's hand which compelled him to scream weakly once again. Only, the person who stepped on his hand was a homicidal bear wearing a military uniform. Flippy was breathing heavily with a knife still in his hand, and blood on his mouth.


Cub was found crawling safely through an aisle, narrowly avoiding getting stomped on by the fleeing pedestrians. He was looking for his father after he got separated from him in the confusion, but all he found was a porcupine who was desperately trying to shove his viscera into his torso…with a green bear standing above him sucking it into his mouth. Cub looked at the two questionably, but he just ignored the awkward encounter and continued to crawl on the floor. His father, Pop saw him on the floor and rushed down the stairs from first class to go pick him up. Although Disco Bear appeared from behind him (how he survived was unclear) and bumped into him, causing both of them to fall down the stairs. Disco Bear landed right next to a large porcupine needle, having almost fallen upon it. Pop on the other hand fell onto the giant green needle, which impaled him in the neck. Blood squirted everywhere and Pop extended his hand to reach out to his son for help. Cub laughed, not knowing that his father was dying and walked over to him. But instead of helping his father up, he yanked out the needle and started swinging it around like a sword in order to amuse himself. Pop bled to death about a minute later; the needle punctured an artery. Disco Bear stood up and shook his head before he looked left and saw a blunt and spiky needle sticking into the wall. Disco Bear sighed, happy that he hadn't fallen upon the dangerous object. But then The Mole came in and swatted him in the head with his stick, thrusting the bear's head into the spike, impaling him in his left eye and killing him.

Witnessing his father's death, Lumpy ran up to Cub and cradled him in his arms, despite his incessant whining and twitching. Lumpy panted as he ran back to the cockpit to go look for a parachute to jump out the plane, but he was hit in the face with a large broken flat sheet of metal from the ceiling. Shifty dropped down from the opening with numerous cuts and bruises on his body, thanks to Flippy. Amazingly, he still had the diamond as well as some other treasures in his hands and was now on a search for a parachute and his twin brother. Lumpy quickly recovered from the wound and continued to run away, until he looked up and heard something in the vents. Lumpy screamed when he saw several objects fall down on top of him so he dropped Cub and grabbed the objects, which turned out to be black electrical wires that had been cut. Lumpy lit up like a light bulb when the wires sent over 10,000 volts of electricity into his body, frying all of his organs until everything was charred and blackened. Normally, Lumpy would let go of the wires but due to the laws of physics, it wasn't possible. So the blue moose stood there for several seconds getting electrocuted until his eyeballs and tongue exploded and his clothes were nearly burnt into his skin. Lumpy fell backwards and his corpse fell out the plane.

Toothy was still flying the plane when a bunch of error messages popped up on the instruments. Two of the engines had failed (largely due to Sniffles and Nutty) and the plane was experiencing mechanical failure, thanks to Lifty and Shifty. At this point, nothing more could be done so Toothy slammed his fists on the console and snatched a parachute from his sleeping compartment in the cockpit. Toothy accelerated to the door of the plane and opened it up so he could jump outside. Toothy put on some goggles to shield his eyes from the rain and then he leaped. Too bad Toothy didn't look at the automatic pilot console, because it was flaring with red lights and said in big bold letters:

AUTOPILOT DISENGAGED!

The engines roared loudly and the plane turned to its right so that the right wing was pointing down. The plane was halfway upsidedown when Toothy jumped out of it and the updraft made his parachute get caught on the left wing. The purple beaver was then declared a tetherball when he spun around and around the plane by his parachute over and over again, screaming wildly. Pretty soon, the 'tetherball' wrapped around its 'pole' and got stuck. However, due to the pressure the parachuting vest was exerting upon Toothy, he was getting crushed. Toothy grunted and groaned loudly until his chest just…exploded and his head and limbs were severed. Eventually Toothy's chest would unwind from the plane's body just like all tetherballs do, but it's pretty useless for someone to go help out a body with no head or limbs on it when it parachuted to the ground.

The survivors were standing on the ceiling when the plane turned another 90 degrees and was literally flying upside-down. Mime grabbed Cub to rescue the adolescent bear himself and he went to go look for a spare parachute, hoping he'd be able to get out of the flying hell-hole in one piece. Just as he was about to put the parachute on his back, The Mole whacked him in the back of the head and both Cub and Mime fell to their deaths. The Mole looked outside when he heard Cub squealing like crazy, but he couldn't see anything so he merely scratched his head and shrugged. Only four of them were left now, and there was a very slim chance that any of them were going to live. Neither Lifty nor Shifty had a parachute and a blood drunk Flippy was still approaching them. All of a sudden, the plane exploded and split in half, hurling all of the occupants outside and into the air. Lifty and Shifty were screaming like crazy as they tried to find a parachute that survived the wreckage intact. Lifty shouted happily when he saw a large square black package fall from the sky and land in his hands. He panted as he tried to put it on and yanked on the cord, retarding his fall. Shifty tried to grab hold of his brother, but he missed by an inch and continued to fall. Lifty looked up and saw a fairly large diamond fall from the sky and land right in his grimy little paws. Lifty lifted up the diamond and smiled widely, seeing his reflection in the jewel.

He suddenly felt something warm hiss on the back of his neck, like a dragon's hot breath. Lifty grunted questionably and turned his head around to see something shiny and sharp. It was a knife. Flippy latched onto his back while they were free-falling. Lifty screeched like a little girl before Flippy jabbed him in the side of his neck and dug his knife deeper inside. Lifty started thrashing so much that he accidentally made Flippy cut the ropes supporting the parachute. Both Lifty and Flippy fell to their deaths and landed on a jagged mountaintop.

The Mole had also deployed the parachute he stole from Mime and was safely falling to the ground, at least until Shifty fell on him and latched onto his vest. The Mole, thinking a vulture or some other wild animal was attacking him, bashed his cane at Shifty repeatedly until Shifty lost his footing and inevitably plummeted to the ground.

"EEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!"

Shifty grunted gutturally when he landed right on top of a pole that went through his pelvis, skewering him like a shish kabob. His body slowly slid down the pole until it was all the way on the ground. Meanwhile, The Mole had landed on the ground unscathed and the chute above him slowly fluttered to the ground. It took The Mole a while to release the chute from his being, but eventually he found out how to take it off. The Mole heard an enormous explosion from above and cautiously moved to his left when a flaming engine almost crushed him. It was like he knew what was about to happen, even though he literally didn't. The Mole stood very still for a while as he heard metal burning and turned his head left and right to see if anybody would respond.

The Mole dusted off his clothes and turned around, walking away to the HTF village.