Another update for Royal Pain
Once I grow tired of this story, I'll work on the others
And guys?
I am nowhere near tired yet!
By the way…
Read Journey to the West!
Good book!
DISCLAIMER: I own none of the original!
I carried Tami into the park. She should be safe from Zim here. Dad will understand.
"I don't want to die!" Tami wailed, beating her fists on my back. I set her down, a little confused.
"What are you talking about?" I asked. I felt glad that she finally stopped crying, but now she seems to be freaking out.
Tami tugged at her blouse nervously, which was decorated with ribbons and pink stitching of flowers. "We ran away from that training establishment. That's a serious crime!"
My eyes widened in surprise. What on Earth is she talking about? I placed my hands on her shoulders and gave my best reassuring smile. "Tami, robbing a bank is a serious crime. Pushing an old person down the stairs is a serious crime. All I did was put you out of harms way. I'll explain myself to my dad, you will not get into trouble."
Tami rubbed her eyes dry, seeming to be feeling a little better. I noticed her tears looked a little like a sports drink. It had that weird color. Of course, it has to a trick of the light.
I patted her head. "Come on, I think I know how to cheer up a child."
We started walking around a bit, just to relax a little. Tami had this weird urge to look at every flowerpot and chase every squirrel she came across. I had to restrain her when she tried to pet a rabid raccoon.
It wasn't long until we came across a hotdog stand. Great! Little kids love hotdogs, don't they?
"Look Tami! Food!" I said with a huge cheesy grin. She looked at me a little funny, but shrugged. I brought her up to the stand and looked up at the hotdog man. "I would like a chili-cheese dog, and my friend would like…"
Tami looked at me with a blank expression. I patted her on the shoulder encouragingly. "Come on, tell the nice man what you want." I said.
The 'nice' man burped loudly and scratched his rear. Tami backed away a few steps.
Rolling my eyes, I ordered a plain hotdog for her, and made sure to get plenty mustard and Cat-Sup. I don't want to know why it's called that, as long as it tastes good. After paying the bill, we went to sit at the park bench.
Tami looked down at her shoes, her pink lace was starting to get muddy. "Mr. Dibby, I really do like Zim. I don't think he is a monster." She said.
"Well, he is!" I said. "You'll understand when you're older." I hand her the hotdog, and started to eat my own.
"That's what everyone says!" She cried.
I groaned. What a brat!
"Eat your hotdog." I snapped.
This offended her and she threw her hotdog at my face.
0o0 (NORMAL POV) 0o0
Dib and Tami sat on the living room sofa as Professor Membrane paced back and forth. The school had called earlier about Dib 'kidnapping' Tami.
"This is just awful! Awful!" Membrane muttered. "My son, skipping! My son, kidnapping!"
Dib jumped off his seat, looking frantic. "Dad! You have to listen to me, it was Zim!"
"It's always Zim!" Gaz snarled. Dib shot a glare at her, but she returned her full attention to her video game.
"I don't want to hear it!" Membrane pointed his finger to the air dramaticly. "I'm so mad, I could just break the forth wall!"
"But Dad…!"
Membrane stomped his foot. "That's it!" He turns to the readers, and waves. "Hello, I'm smarter then you!"
Dib buried his face into his pillow and screamed in frustration.
0o0o0
Zim rubbed his chin thoughtfully as the scene before him played out. "Interesting. The Dib seems to be in trouble… and he is blaming the might ZIM! And I honestly didn't have anything to do with it!"
The computer sighed. "But did you really have to send Gir? He broke twenty of the hidden cameras!"
"Silence! Bugging the human's dwelling area was, is and always will be a great idea!" Zim cried.
"Twenty out of twenty-one!"
"I said silence!"
Gir rolled about on the floor, looking extremely pleased. "I like tacos…" He said with a small giggle.
