((Ryu: Hahaha I can't believe people liked my Dirty Little Secret fic! –hugs- Nyah this is like the sequel? I suppose!

Disclaimer: blah not own blah

Warning: Story may cause brain damage due to OoCness in ALL characters))

Somewhere in the lair of the Akatsuki organization two men are in the middle of a heated battle.

Kisame's eye brows narrowed as he could feel sweat drip down his face, How can he read my moves oh shit!

"F-9"

"You sunk my battle ship… again," the shark-man spoke with depression as he grabbed the red marker and placed it on his little gray ship. "New game Itachi-san?" Rolling his eyes he nodded as Kisame whistled taking the markers out. If he moved the ships he actually might win…idjit…

"Itachi-san hello?"

"…what…"

"I asked who you loved."

"Huh?" Itachi glanced from his board to the grinning shark-man, what the fuck is with him? First asking if I can spar with him with a board game, then painting his nails pink, now…

"Spill the beans babe!"

The Uchiha inched back from his board and mumbled, "Hinata-hime." He blinked when Kisame face dropped.

"Really? And who may I ask is Hinata?"

"The Hyuuga's heiress."

"Ok, ok so that question's out of the way," his face alit with new found happiness, "What did you always think you were going to be—besides a cold bloody killer?" The shark smiled showing his pointy teeth.

"What did you want to be?" he challenged back.

"A pretty ballerina!"

"…"

"What! It's for men too!"

"…men not sharks…."

Kisame pouted slightly and a made a 'hmpf' sound, "Now tell me what you thought you were always going to be."

"I always thought I was going to A) Kill my family then having hot passionate sex with Hinata-chan B) Becoming a pedophile and molesting or raping Hinata-chan or C) eloping with Hinata-chan…"

"WHAT ABOUT ME!"

((Ryu: Hahaha it's my little sequel –clings to Itachi- we all know he's secretly a pervert stalking Hinata :0

Itachi: -glare-

Wrote this in like ten minutes, including trying to make it as OoC as possible and short :0))