SUPER SMASH BROS.: DARK MATTER

Story by: JSandders

A Multi-genre, Cross-over, Super Smash Bros. Story

Finally the next chapter is out! This chapter shall introduce the rest of the characters who are in the Mansion and show how they view Sora. Personalities are the rage in this chapter! Everyone's unique and that's how they'll be throughout the story! Sora's stay will be crazy like hell.

Anyone guess yet what world it is I was talking about in the first chapter? There's only one game with a three-headed monkey! Just read to see what I'm talking about.

Special Sora time too in the middle of the story. Explains a few questions from the past chapter so read on lucky fellow!

I credit a lot of companies, TV, and the World Wide Web for inspiring me...

Here's Chapter 2. Hope it keeps you curious.

So here it is. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!



Master Hand then paused to breathe, "... And that's all you need to know."

Sora looked at Master Hand and at all the other Smashers, "This is interesting... I'd like to join your cause. Together, both out forces can help find this mysterious man and stop the invasion of the Heartless and the Nobodies."

"Nobodies? Like... losers?" asked Sonic, about to burst into laughter.

"N-no! They're far from LOSERS! If you don't keep your guard when you're around these beings, even if they're only Dusks, you're sure to pay the price!" retorted Sora.

"Dusks? Master Hand, this kid really confuses me... and he looks a lot like CHRIS! Are you sure that this isn't Chris of the future talking to us?!"

"No, Sonic. I was studying his history after Mario left. He's Sora, from the Square Enix Universe. He's one of its greatest heroes, putting an end to Maleficent's plans on taking over the whole of the Disney Universe. But not only that, he is also on a mission to stop Organization XIII as they are currently controlling the Nobodies that he is talking about. I have been reading a lot about him... he could be a great fighter when it comes to the next Super Smash Bros. match-up."

"Malefiecent? Disney? H-how do you know that much about me?!"

"Dude, he's the freaky ruler of this whole Multiuniverse!" Sonic answered for Master Hand.

"Not true Sonic, just one of them, along with my brother here and eight others."

"This is all still very shocking to grasp... but I know what to do... I'll help you Master Hand (even though this world is DEFINITELY the weirdest of all the worlds)"

"Great. Crazy, please escort Sora to his room in the mansion while I'll try to search for any possible places to search or any disturbances caused by these beings that Sora is talking about."

"WHATEVER YOU SAY, BRO!!!"

"Whoa!! Is he always like this?" asked Sora who was picked up by Crazy Hand

"Unfortunately" said almost everybody, "I heard that he once thought like his brother but a great battle had turned him nuts." said Ness somewhere behind Pit.

"And I still can't remember what happened then..."

"Did-a you say something, Master Hand?"

"Oh! No, Mario. I suggest that you all prepare yourselves for the long journey ahead. Maybe you could spar with Sora and see what he can do."

"That's a good idea! Let's-a go everybody!" shouted Mario to everyone in the room and they all went different ways.

"I wonder if there's anything wrong with Crazy's Universe... maybe I can fix his problem with someone's help over there and learn what happened to him." pondered Master Hand as everybody left the room.


Sora was led to a room somewhere on the fifth floor by Crazy Hand, "I think this is your room! Sorry if I don't know, this IS bruddah's territory, you know!"

"S-sure thing Crazy, j-just let me down!"

"Woops! Sorry about that!"

"Thanks... one thing, don't ever do that again!"

"No deal!! SHAZAM!!!" said Crazy Hand as he disappeared in a comedic explosion.

"... ... ... I don't wanna know... So this is my room... what's this?" observed Sora as he noticed a plaque next to his door that said SORA, "So I already have my own room... even before I joined these people?"

"Of course you do!"

"Who's there?"

"Hi! My name's Popo, and this is my sister Nana!" said an ever cheerful blue Eskimo who was followed by his sister in pink.

"Hi, how..." said Sora, quickly interrupted.

"Together, we're the ICE CLIMBERS!!!" excitedly shouted Popo as Nana bopped his head with her hammer.

"You're EMBARRASSING, do you know that! Sorry about my brother, Sora."

"No problem, I actually find him amusing. Ice Climbers? So you climb mountains?"

"Actually, yeah we do! It's even one of the stages here in the mansion."

"Stages? Oh yeah, I almost forgot that this is where people fight with each other. Maybe soon, when I have free time, I'll fight with you two."

"That's a DEAL! A one-on-one then!"

"One-on-one? Don't you mean TWO-on-one?"

"Eh? Not really, Master Hand thinks that it's only fair that we be considered one because our skills are not equal to the other Smashers. Yep, he's ageist that way..."

"Ageist? How old are you guys?"

"We're young! That's all we'll say! But even though we're young, doesn't mean that we're unmatched with the others! What about Ness, and Lucas, and Kirby, and Link's Clone! (Toon Link: HEY!!!) They're all young! He's just racist against Eskimos isn't he? Racist and Ageist! DO YOU HEAR ME MASTER HAND, I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS!!!"

"And she says I'm annoying..." whispered Popo to Sora as Nana was seemingly pointing at a random direction, fire burning in her eyes, "So we'll see you soon?"

"Um... yeah. I'll just fix myself up. Maybe even take a long, warm bath..."

"Oh, sure thing. Come on sis..." said Popo as he basically picked up Nana who was still in the same position she was earlier.

Sora then, without further hesitation, entered his room and remarked the beauty of his room, "It's just like the one back home... It's so beautiful... if Kairi were here, she'd flip and be really jealous. Kairi... I miss you already." said Sora as a tear escaped his eye without him noticing.

"Who's Kairi?" asked a brown chimp as he entered Sora's room, admiring it.

"M-monkey... I haven't seen you before." quickly wiping away the tear as he came back to reality.

"Call me Diddy, Diddy Kong! I was in Nintendo City, and some of the Smashers texted me about you."

"Texted?"

"Texting! You know, cell phones! The modern age! Bah, you're probably like the Fire Emblem people! From what I heard from DK, they were pretty freaked out when they came here for the first time!"

"M-modern age?"

"Kid, you're about as clueless as Fox and Falco when I tried to let them help me save Donkey!"

"Yes, I am... I guess... Well, it was nice meeting you, Diddy."

"No sweat, man. Always glad to meet new people! I could show you around the mansion if you want later. I memorize this mansion like the palm of Master Hand! See ya!"

"Thanks, Diddy! People here sure are friendly..." said Sora standing in the middle of the hallway.

"OUTTA MY WAY KID!!!"

"Who? WHOA!!!" said Sora who was thrown out of the way by an angry Bowser.

"I can't believe they brought me BACK!!! Damn egotists, making me help them! What are they thinking!? To hell with this joint! I'm going to the city to get me a drink!"

"Th-then again, there are some egotists, but I can live with that; I did live with Riku. Riku... what happened to him? I have to find him; and put an end to this Heartless-Nobody nonsense... I can't even remember much of what happened..." said Sora as he got up from the floor he was thrown on to and sat down on his bed.

"So you lost your memory, huh?"

Sora looked out the doorway to see Solid Snake standing there.

"I think so, sir. I can only remember a few things like my friends... well... some of them at least. I can't even remember who controls the Heartless. I know that Organization XIII controls the Nobodies, but the Heartless, I'm totally confused about... though I remember the name Xehanort."

"I don't know anything about you, kid. Maybe my partners know a little about your history. Hang on..." said Snake as he pressed a button on a device in his ear, "Mei Ling, who's the kid with the giant key?"

Mei Ling answered him through his codec, "Oh my God! You're not talking about Sora, are you?"

"Yeah, it is..."

"Snake, don't you know about the legend of Kingdom Hearts?"

"Kingdom Hearts? You're kidding me, right? This kid is THAT Sora? My head's still throbbing about King Mickey, the World that Never Was, the Unbirths, Xion... It's just too much information!"

Sora stared up at Snake who was standing there having his conversation, King Mickey? The World that Never Was? Unbirths? Xion? What's he talking about? Though, I remember Kingdom Hearts...

Mei Ling went on, "Looks like you know a lot about the 'Key of Destiny', Snake!"

"Too much... Otacon wouldn't shut up about it when we found that duck and that dog on Shadow Moses Island..."

"Oh! You mean Donald and Goofy?"

"Yeah, them..."

Sora, who couldn't hear what Mei Ling was saying, tipped his head to the side, ... duck and dog?

"Well remember Snake, he can use magic and summon people to his aid..."

"I know! He can also change his weapon for other variations, too. I need to help him regain his memory, Mei Ling, can you think of a way?"

"Sorry Snake, maybe tell him something about his history. Maybe Otacon..."

"NO... just, no... I don't want him to go on and blab about this kid like the loser he really is!"

"That's mean! You know what, you're the one who's heartless and a nobody! I wish you were unbirth!"

"HEY! Urghh... useless woman!" grunted Snake as he ended the transmission.

"What did you learn?"

"Kid, you're Sora, the Key of Destiny. You go around stopping the Heartless and the Nobodies. You never reached the age of the Unbirths because they're extinct for some reason. You're fighting Xemnas and his group, Organization XIII, currently along with the evil witch, Maleficent. You go around with your friends Donald and Goofy on your Gummy Ship. You go around to different worlds locking key holes and maintaining order under the rule of King Mickey! You are also currently looking for Riku who is trapped somewhere in the darkness. Oh yeah, and you have a relationship with a girl named Kairi."

"W-what!?" said Sora as he blushed red, "I-I-I don't! Anyways, forget about th-that!! It's not your business!!!"

"Interesting reaction...."

"Sh-shut up!!! Anyways, who are these other people? Maleficent? Donald? Goofy? King Mickey? I don't remember any of these people!" said Sora, quickly changing the subject.

"You don't remember Donald and Goofy? Why don't you ask them yourself? They're back in the base, FOXHOUND. But to bring you there, I'd either have to disguise you, sneak you in, appoint you as a new member, or kill you. I don't wish to do the latter, kid."

"N-never mind, sir. Thanks anyways."

"Don't worry, kid. I'll find a way to get you into FOXHOUND."

"Maybe soon when I get to understand just what the hell you guys do around here."

"Trust me kid, no one knows. The invasion of the Heartless and the Nobodies had just happened along with this stick figure guy. Stick figure... hmph... don't worry, kid. I was just as weirded out when I first learnt of this place and snuck in to infiltrate it especially when I was caught and asked to join them, but after a while, you get used to weird things and trust me, your sense for expecting the unexpected becomes increasingly higher! I was actually surprised when Meta Knight seemed to attack people better. He can sense people behind him and strike them down easily... he scares a lot of people here. Where is he now?"

Sora just blinked at Snake who seemed to change the subject rather quickly, "How'd we get from my story to this guy's story in a few seconds?"

Snake made a dumb face and just said, "That happens all the time." to which Sora face-palmed to.

"Anyways, thanks again, sir. Can you please go, I want to be alone for a while."

"Anytime, kid. (Am I becoming kinder?! This mansion has made me soft! I need to juggle some grenades...) I'll see you soon."

"Yeah... I need to be alone for a while. How long have I been alone..." said Sora who sighed as he remembered Kairi, Riku, and the others (just not Donald and Goofy).

Sora then took off his jacket, shirt, and gloves, revealing a strong build. He looked at his necklace and tried to remember his past, King Mickey. He then put his weapon down on the bed along with his four pieces of clothing that he had just removed as he went into his room's bathroom.

Sora, after completely undressing, soaked into the tub which he had just recently filled with warm water and relaxed his mind, This memory loss is frustrating! I don't know half the people I should! When I'm done dealing with some problems I'll try to find out more about these "friends" of mine... and what a headache to learn all that from an old man (N/A: it's a good thing Snake can't read minds! XD) in just a minute. (sigh) Well, I'll just stress myself if I keep thinking like this. All I need to do is seal the keyholes, fight the Heartless and the Nobodies, probably fight Organization XIII look for Riku and those other guys that man was talking about (I forgot to ask for his name... oh well, I got all the time in the world to do that), and try to help these people in whatever seems to be troubling them... then I can go back to Kairi... Kairi...

"SORA!!!"

"WAHHH!!!!!" screamed Sora when Crazy Hand suddenly appeared in the bathroom, "DAMMIT CRAZY!!! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW TO KNOCK!!!" he cussed as he reached for the curtain to cover himself.

"No!" said Crazy Hand joyfully, "The Smashers are bugging me about you constantly! Why don't you go play with them?!"

"FIRSTLY, I'm not a kid, I'm 15. SECONDLY, tell them to wait for half an hour so I can straighten out my thoughts, THIRDLY, get out of MY bathroom! Give me some privacy!!"

Crazy Hand sweat-dropped, "S-sorry! 30 seconds, gottcha!"

"MINUTES!!! 30 minutes, you nimrod!! I'll meet up with them later."

"Sure thing!! BOOM!!!" shouted Crazy Hand as he disappeared in an explosion, the way he always does.

"This is definitely the weirdest world I've ever been to..."

After Sora had taken his bath undisturbed (except for Crazy Hand who came back 30 SECONDS later, "CRAZY!!! I SAID MINUTES!!!"), he went to the closet that was a few feet from the bathroom. He looked inside and saw a different set of clothes from the ones that he normally wore. Instead of his blue shirt, he now wore a black version. He felt hot so he didn't wear the jacket that was hanging on a hanger and instead went for a cape and secured some arm protection. He wore a longer, yellow version of his gloves and put on his own necklace. Then he put on a new pair of baggy pants (more modern than what he wore) and secured it with a belt that had a familiar mouse-head symbol as a buckle. He then got his bags from his old belt that he used to contain his things and secured them on his new belt. Finally, he put on a modern version of his shoes.

After Sora finished dressing, he looked himself over in the mirror and summoned his Keyblade to his hand. Overall, he looked more aged and modern. He smiled.

Knock, knock, knock...

He looked towards the door and opened it and outside he saw none other than the Pokemon Trainer, "Hello! I heard that there was a new guy here in the Mansion and I just wanted to meet him. I'm Red by the way!"

"Hi Red, I'm Sora. Where were you when everyone else was greeting me maniacally?"

"Out in the garden, training my three Pokemon"

"What's a Pokemon?"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S A POKEMON!!!" grunted an enraged Red. Never before has Red ever met anyone who doesn't know a Pokemon (thanks to Master Hand, Pikachu, and Jigglypuff, everybody in the mansion knows what they are. Can't say the same about Sora though...), "ARE YOU DAFT!?! DO YOU WANT ME TO DRILL IT INTO YOUR HEAD USING A RHYPERIOR?!? I'LL KEEL YOU!!! I'LL KEEL YOU!!!"

"Red! Stop going all Achmed the Dead Terrorist on him!" said a shocked Marth.

"NEVER!!! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT POKEMON ARE!!! HE MUST BE DESTROYED!!! CHARIZARD, I CHOO..." said a fuming Red who was strangling Sora in the most comedic way about to grab his Pokeball.

"NO!!! Not now, Red!" said a shocked Marth who quickly took the ball from the trainer's hand, "RED!!! Sora's new here. Of course he wouldn't know what a Pokemon is! Snap out of it!"

"DIE!!!" Red said simply as foam started to form around his mouth to which Marth quickly smashed Red's head with his sword, Falchion.

"Sora!" shouted the prince of Altea, "Are you alright? Did Red break anything important? (I'm surprised he can even do this without his Pocket Monsters)"

"Y-yes... (cough, cough)... I'm okay!" said a shocked Sora who just held his neck in pain, sitting against the wall.

"Good. I'm Prince Marth, if you wanted to know. I'm one of the Smashers here and I rest a few doors away from you. It's a good thing Red didn't do anything harsh, he's not usually like this. I hope you don't think bad about us after that."

Sora stood up and cracked his neck, "Nice to meet you, Marth (I can't believe this guy's a prince! He looks more like a princess!). I see you already know me. So what are you going to do about Red?"

"Him? Master Hand can take care of him." After saying so, Marth unexpectedly, took out a cell phone from a cell phone bag attached to his belt, "Master Hand, Red needs your fervent attention on the second hallway of the fifth floor... yes... no, he went crazy after Sora said... yes, how did you know? ... I see... yes I can do that... what? ...um... okay then... your welcome, sir... good bye." and Marth ended the conversation by flipping his phone off, "Okay then. Can you kindly help me get Red into the infirmary?"

"Um... sure."

"Okay."

The two knelt down and helped Red up. Afterwards, Marth surprisingly lifted Red all the way up to his shoulder and slung him over, "Let's go. It's the first door to the left on the third floor."

Sora nodded and went with Marth down to the infirmary. People from the fifth and fourth floor noticed that Sora was already done bathing and accompanied him to the infirmary.

Sora looked at the mixed group of Smashers walking with him and he started giggling.

"What's so funny?" asked Fox who was walking near Sora along with Falco.

"This UNDENIABLY is the weirdest world I've ever been in!" he said as he finally let out a cheerful laugh, he was amused by this fact.

"What makes you say so?" asked Jigglypuff who was next to Sora along with Kirby.

"The worlds I usually travel to only has one certain kind of people, creature, or animal inhabitting it; but here, it's all of the above! It's hilarious! Hahahahaha!" chortled Sora.

"I don't get it." whispered Lucas to Ness who nodded in agreement.

Sora then stopped laughing and smiled his famous grin. But after looking at Red he frowned and asked the Smashers, "What's a Pokemon?"

Some of the Smashers gasped, "You don't know what a Pokemon is?! No wonder Red tried to beat the crap out of you by himself!" said a shocked Sonic who was told of the story by Marth while Sora and a few of them were walking.

"Actually," Marth said as they went down to the third floor, "Red was about to call out Charizard and probably the other two to try and do the Triple Finish without the aid of a Smash Ball."

"A Pity Final Smash? Well, that's what you'd expect from a kid who stays in the background while he lets his Pokemon do the thrashing!" said an insulted Pikachu after hearing that Sora didn't know what Pokemon were.

"Reminds me of someone whom I believe his name starts with A, ends with H, and has a middle letter. What was it again? Oh yeah, S." teased Popo as Nana glared at him for being so rude to Pikachu.

"Th-that's not very nice!" said Pikachu.

"Says the guy who does it ALL the time!" retorted Popo who ducked from Nana's hammer swing.

"Popo! Bad dog, uh... I mean brother! You can't treat one of our friends that way!"

"You treat Master Hand that way!"

"He's a different story!" said Nana as fire erupted from her eyes by the mere mention of Master Hand's name.

"Quit it, guys! We're here." said Falco, "Let's drop Red here and we can spar with Sora afterwards."

"I agree." said Marth as he entered the infirmary with Sora and a few Smashers following.

"You guys still haven't answered my question, what are they?" said Sora.

"Pokemon are various monsters that inhabit a world somewhere in the Nintendo Universe. They began to over-populate the planet so some were relocated here, the Delta Universe, also known as the Smash Universe. They are actually Pocket Monsters and have different abilities like being able to use fire, water, or electricity. Pikachu here is an electric type Pokemon, show him Pikachu." said Red, unbelievably, in his unconscious state.

Pikachu sweat-dropped at what Red had said but he agreed anyways and let out small shocks from his body, astonishing Sora, "Wow! I can do that to you know? Thundara!"

And after saying the spell and lifting his Keyblade, a bolt of powerful lightning erupted from the sky and short-circuited the lights in the infirmary, making the lights blink for a while before Master Hand fixed this immediately, "Pikachu! I told you not to do that again!"

"WHAT!!! That was Sora!" argued back Pikachu to the hand in another room.

"Wow, Sora! You are-a really good! I can't wait to-a battle you!" said Mario who was in the infirmary, dressed in his Dr. Mario outfit.

"Mario? You're a doctor? Didn't expect that with the clothes you wore a while ago." said Sora who noticed that he electrocuted Red awake.

"He's a lot of jobs!" said Yoshi who was in the room, sitting on a gurney, "He's a doctor, yes. But he's also a carpenter, an archaeologist, his most famous job is probably being a plumber, and he's also the Hero of Mushroom Kingdom! That's the world you were in last."

"Wow! You must always be busy!"

"Not-a really! I haven't been a carpenter in a while and I've-a only been an archaeologist once. Plumbing is-a not an everyday job and I'm usually a doctor only for a while. So I'm free a lot of time! And now that Red is awake (Red: My body hurts...), I can get out of the clinic and-a fight you!"

"Hey! That's not fair! We asked him to fight us first!" argued the Ice Climbers.

"No. Actually, Mario was the first one who asked me. I'd love to fight the Hero of Mushroom Soup!" said Sora happily.

"That's KINGDOM, not SOUP!" said Yoshi who was now next to Mario, "And if you guys want to spar, the Flat Zone 2 stage is available."

"Flat Zone... 2?"

"Don't worry Sora! There's nothing to be creeped out about... other than the fact that you become flat and the stage is designed from Mr. Game & Watch's world." said Diddy who was swinging on one of the privacy curtain poles of the infirmary using his tail.

"F-flat? No problem! I've changed a lot of times when going to different worlds. I've even been a lion cub! I can handle the change! And... who's Mr. Game & Watch?"

"He's-a the guy who was... um, er... defeated by the stick-a figure that we are looking for." said Mario as he was careful not to say that Mr. GNW was "dead".

"Oh? Then the more we should look for this evil person you're talking about!"

"Mama mia! Do you know how hard it is to kill a Smasher?! We are... uhh..." paused Mario as he realized what he just said.

"KILLED?!?! The MORE we should find this guy! I'll join your group Mario. I'll become a Smasher!"

"Yay!! We got a new Smasher added to the roster!" said Diddy Kong as he clapped his hands and let out a squeal of laughter, "I'll go and add your name, why don't you fight Mario now? I'll call the hand and tell him to set the stage up and to transport you guys there... oh yeah, and your "trophification"

"Trophification?" asked a confused Sora who was suddenly dragged to the Command Room by Diddy with the others following.


"Master Hand! Master Hand! Sora agrees to be a Smasher, so he's gotta be trophified!" shouted Diddy who let go of Sora's hand.

"He did? Are you sure you want this, Sora?"

"Yes I do, Master Hand!"

"Okay then. Sora, please strike a pose. This will only tickle you and take a few seconds."

"O-okay..." said Sora as he stood there and did his offensive stance with his Keyblade.

Master Hand then cast an ancient spell (beeps and bleeps) to which Sora suddenly turned into a trophy.

Diddy touched the base of Sora's trophy and it shone and turned into Sora again, "What the HELL!!! What did you DO?!?"

"You are now a trophy and part of the World of Trophies, Sora. This way, you cannot be killed by your enemy when your health depletes. We can also trophify your friends, items, enemies, and your FINAL SMASH!"

"F-final Smash? What's that?"

"Here, let me show you..." said Master Hand as he snapped his fingers and made a Smash Ball appear, "This, Sora, is a Smash Ball. In order for you to activate it, you have to smash it open before the others do. Once you've done that, your body will be surrounded by an aura of light and your eyes shall glow. Then it's up to your instincts, because there are five kinds of Final Smashes: Directional, which launches your powerful attack in one direction; Focused, which affects any nearby opponent; Trapping, which focuses your attack on a certain area, trap anyone in that area, and lets you demolish your opponent or opponents without them being able to retaliate; Stage Wide, which affects the whole stage; and finally Transformation, which allows the Smasher to turn into a much more powerful version of him or herself. So care to try?"

"I'd be GLAD to!" said Sora who snatched the Smash Ball and started whacking at it with his Keyblade like some power-hungry fool.

"I never knew Sora had that kind of side..." whispered Nana to Yoshi who nodded back.

"I know. I thought that he was something like Mario. You know, a goody-two-shoes kind of... um, er..." said Yoshi before he noticed that Mario was listening to them and had a giant toon vein throbbing on his forehead.

Sora finally smashed it open and the bright aura surrounded his body and his clothes changed to white and yellow, like a powerful Drive Form, "DUAL ULTIMA!!!" shouted Sora like a battle cry and both Ultima Weapons from Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 appeared in front of his hands, floating and spinning idly (like in Master Form). Sora was also levitating off the ground.

"Wow! His Final Smash is awesome, but not more awesome than mine!" bragged Sonic.

"So this is the Final Smash that you guys were talking about... I feel really powerful in this new Drive Form..."

"It's settled then," said Master Hand who quickly turned Sora into a trophy again in the form he was in, immediately bringing him back, "Your Final Smash will be called Dual Ultima, it's an example of a Transformation Final Smash. Just bring whatever else you own and I can turn it into a trophy for you, like your Keyblade and your Gummy Ship."

"Maybe later, Master Hand. I want to fight Mario on the Flat Zone 2 stage."

"You can, but after you return from the first new world that we're going to. I just recently learned that a world was in danger of being invaded by these Heartless of which you speak of. It's in the universe that my brother created, called the LucasArts Universe. You're going to the Tri-Island Area and you shall help that world and seal off its keyhole along with trying to figure out if they know anything about this stick figure."

"Will-a do, Master Hand." said a disappointed Mario after hearing that he's not fighting Sora yet, "You ready to go Sora?"

"Yeah, I am."

"Who else wants to come other than these two?" asked Master Hand to the Smashers.

"Me, me, me! I want to go to another place with islands like before when we all went to the Isle of Ancients..." said Diddy who just realized what he had said.

"M-m-my home..." whimpered R.O.B.

"I-i'm sorry Ancient Minister! I forgot about your crisis!" said Diddy trying to correct himself.

"If Diddy's going, then I should too. I am his uncle!" said a caring Donkey Kong.

Kirby without a single word went next to Sora... before screaming, "THE LAST WORLD WAS AWESOME!!! I WANT TO GO AGAIN!!!"

"Hehe! You can come, pinky. Who else?"

Captain Falcon raised his finger and said, "Maybe, I can go, too. I need to go somewhere new, it's getting cramped in here."

"A-and me, too!" said Olimar who appeared in the background with Pikmin by his side.

"Olimar? You want to come?" asked Mario who was looking at the Pikmin Captain himself.

"He's going. Why can't I?"

"Oh! You're-a still stalking Captain Falcon after he saved your life from that giant R.O.B.!"

"Sorry..." said the Ancient Minister knowing that it was one of his sentinels.

"N-no! I already said I WASN'T stalking him! Great grumblers, how many times must I say it!"

"Great grumblers?" whispered a confused Sora to DK who was next to him.

"Don't worry, kid. He says a lot of random rhetorical phrases. You'll get used to it."

"Right..."

"Okee-dokee, Olimar. You can-a join us."

"That's 7" said Master Hand, "2 more may go."

"Are we considered TWO now?!" asked an angry Nana.

Master Hand sweat-dropped after seeing Nana bursting into flames out of pure anger, "Y-yes you are, Nana..."

"Good! We better be... for your sake!" said an evil-faced Nana.

"So that's-a it! Let's-a go everybody! Master Hand...."

"Sure thing, Mario! Good luck!"

And so the Smashers, along with the newly recruited Smasher Sora, entered into the world of the man they shall come to know as Guybrush Threepwood.


End of Chapter 2 in Super Smash Bros: Dark Matter

I shall give every Smasher a personality that's weird! I'm vague that way... (for those of you who are confused, Diddy is acting as the Right Hand's right-hand in organizing order in the mansion. Don't ask me why I chose him, it came out randomly! XD)

Took a while but Chapter 2 is done! And it was all about Sora's background and official recruitment into the Super Smash Bros. (Female Smashers: WE NEVER AGREED TO THAT!!!) aka THE WEIRDEST WORLD SORA"S EVER BEEN TO. It seems that Sora doesn't remember anyone from the Disney Universe! How did this happen? And how is he going to remember everyone he had originally met? Donald and Goofy shall answer that. But for now we shall see how this works along as a sub-plot. And it also seems that all that Sora can think about in his temporary state of amnesia is Kairi (he's definitely in to her!) and Riku (where is he?). I've also given Sora a Final Smash, Dual Ultima! (I don't want to use the Gummy Ship like everybody does! It would be a complete rip-off of the Landmasters!) You can't imagine how powerful this Final Smash is, people (38% damage with an ordinary hit!), though the bad part is it's hard to control yourself if you're levitating off the ground uncontrollably and still have to concentrate on controlling the massive power!

My personal view on Sora? He's heroic... yup, typical hero... but seriously I think he's pretty primitive despite the computers and other stuff in his world! The timeline of his world is kinda confusing because they live primitively but electronically (damn Final Fantasy!!) XD. BTW, all the Smashers have a cell phone so Sora's getting one once he comes back from the Tri-Island Area. He's also going to fight Mario in Flat Zone 2, that's a promise!

So the next world is Monkey Island! I can tell you that I chose this game because I'm totally into the game again after years of not playing it! It's not going to be based on any of the games in the tetralogy but a mix of all four (I'll be doing this for games with many sequels, like I'm doing right now for Sora). I've included Mario, Sora, Diddy, DK, Kirby, Capt. Falcon, Olimar, and the Ice Climbers (can you find out why I chose some of these? You'll see! XD). How can Guybrush handle much more weirdness AND how can they tolerate, "Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate!"? We'll soon find out!

Sorry to those who don't know the game, but there will be a lot of fourth-wall breaking in this world (that's LucasArts for you!) so a lot of people are going to be confused, especially Guybrush! XD R&R!