SUPER SMASH BROS.: DARK MATTER
Story by: JSandders
A Multi-genre, Cross-over, Super Smash Bros. Story
Chapter 3 of a very, very long story! (God please help me now! XD)
What I noticed when I was done with Sora's Predicament is that I made Marth say, "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in the story when he shouldn't actually know who that "guy" is! Oh well, I'll just make it seem like he blurted it out randomly like Yoshi did in Recruiting the First Two when he said, "Final Fantasy"! Problem solved! Ike's also missing from the second chapter (because I meant to add him but forgot! :P)
Okay, so Sora is getting help from Smashers in his memory problem, especially from Snake (whom I realized I made too nice ~ so I made him juggle grenades! XD XD XD) Donald and Goofy are in FOXHOUND and Sora shall see them soon, (meaning a Metal Gear arc) but will his memory be fixed when he meets them? Here's a hint, "BACON!!!" and no...
And onto MONKEY ISLAND™ and Guybrush's antics to become the greatest pirate in the whole of the Caribbean while it's infested with ghost pirates, monkeys, and heartless, and nobodies! Can Sora still call the Smash Mansion the weirdest place he's ever been to after this experience? DUH!!!
Well, here's Chapter 3. Hope it keeps you curious.
So here it is. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
Sora stepped on fresh sand on the shore of their mystery world's beach. He looked around whispering to himself, "This reminds me of Jack`s world..."
"Who's-a Jack?" asked a man in red who stood next to him.
"Huh? Oh, he's a guy I know that lives on an island like this one, Mario."
"So we're on an island, huh?" asked Popo, "Well then SURFS UP!!!" he shouted as he suddenly had a surfboard and was wearing a blue hoodie, blue floral shorts, sandals, and sunglasses. Nana instantly smashed him into the ground afterward.
"Popo, you idiot! We're not here to enjoy ourselves! We're here on a very dangerous mission regarding that guy who murdered Mr. Game & Watch! Also, we're helping Sora with his problems!"
"(muffled-sounds-underneath-sand)" replied Popo.
"That's what I thought you'd say." glared Nana at her half buried brother.
Sora just sweat-dropped at this before he noticed something far away, lights. Captain Falcon noticed this too and pointed in the direction, "I notice lights up ahead. It could be a town of some sort. Let's go everybody!" he said running to the direction (now that Sonic was nowhere nearby, Capt. Falcon was proud to be the fastest of the group again.)
They ran towards the lights and found that it was a town. On a sign that arced the entrance, it said, "Welcome to Melee Island". The Smashers continued into the town. Some pirates noticed them and started whispering to each other. The Smashers looked at the townspeople uneasily and stopped in what appeared to be the town square.
"These people are not looking at us nicely, Mario." said Kirby.
"Maybe it's because we're dressed differently, or maybe it's because of you and the monkeys over there..." said Sora who realized his clothes didn't change.
"I-I-I seem out of place here! And I'm hungry!" shouted Kirby which made the townspeople look at the group of nine Smashers more irritated-like.
"Kirby, just stay out of sight. It-a seems that you're the only one out of all of us attracting the attention (I'm jealous...). We'll-a try to find someone who can help us blend in." said Mario who quickly hid Kirby behind DK who wasn't attracting as much attention.
They went northward onto a path that seemed to lead up to a mansion on a cliff top, "I think the guy who governs this place lives in there..." said DK as they approached the mansion.
CRASH! BANG! PUNCH! KICK! OWW!
"Or maybe, the guy who lives in there did live there and is now being kicked out by his wife..." predicted Diddy with DK sweat-dropping.
"GUYBRUSH! If you can't even do shopping properly like you're supposed to, I don't even know what to do with you anymore!"
"But plunder bunny... they were all out of your make-up and perfumes... and we ran out of grog..."
"Get out of here before I sick the Piranha Poodles on you!"
"You wouldn't do that to me, would you Elaine?"said the voice, panicky
"SICK HIM!!!"
The next thing the Smashers saw was a scrawny, blond-haired guy being kicked out of the door. He wore a blue coat, a big belt, black pants, and boots, "OW! Well, I guess that's what they call tough love." then he noticed the Smashers, "Who are you guys?"
Sora was lost for a while before he finally blurted out, "Uhh... S-sora, my name is Sora. These are my friends. We are here to ask you if you know anything about a black stick figure."
"A black stick figure? How original is JSandders to think up of that?!"
"J-who?" asked all the Smashers confused.
"I... don't... know... sorry about that. I'm Guybrush, by the way! Guybrush Threepwood, a mighty pirate!"
"A mighty pirate? But you don`t look like the last pirate I saw in a different world and he was a pirate. In fact, he was a Pirate Lord!" said Sora.
"I bet he's one of those captains who only like rum and women and don't try going for the big picture! I bet he doesn't even know the greatest treasure there is and where it can be found! Well I do! That makes me superior to him, for I AM a mighty pirate! Haha!!"
Capt. Falcon thought, "Oh great, a guy who`s all talk and no action..."
"Shut up! I can read what the author's typing you know!" shouted Guybrush angrily and a little confused.
Mario just shook his head and asked Guybrush, "And what-a is the greatest treasure?"
"It's the very same treasure that haunts the minds of pirates all over the seven seas and is deemed unfetchable, unbearable, unimaginable and undeniably powerful: the treasure of Big Whoop!"
"That's what it's called? Big Whoop? Big whoop! I know treasures that have better names! What makes this treasure so un-everything!" asked Nana a bit disappointed.
"It was kept hidden by the UNdead pirate LeChuck on one of the cursed islands of the Tri-Island Area that my Elaine`s father, Grandpa Marley, governs over, Dinky Island!"
"Undead pirate? Is Big Whoop cursed and does this undead pirate want to kidnap your wife?" questioned Sora
"Y-yeah! How did you know?!"
"This guy is a spitting manifestation of Will..."
"Excuse me?" asked Guybrush
"N-nothing!" replied Sora
"Excuse me? Why'd you say that? Do pirates have manners?" asked Popo who was just back-slapped by Nana.
"Of course pirates have manners! It makes them better respected and noble pirates! I bet this guys one of the kindest pirates to ever sail the vast, blue oceans!" answered Nana for Guybrush
"Of course NOT!!" said a flabbergasted Guybrush, "I'm one of the most feared pirates ever! After defeating LeChuck four times, finding Big Whoop (also known as the Carnival of the Damned), turning a person into gold and back, assembling the Ultimate Insult, and Escaping Monkey Island thrice in order to marry the woman I love, I have become one of the best pirates ever! Thus, a mighty pirate I am!"
"Okay, okay, you don't have to be angry about it!" said Capt. Falcon who was waiting impatiently.
"And what is your story?" asked Guybrush who looked at the 6 people in front of him accompanied by two monkeys (A/N: Kirby was still hiding behind DK and he was really hungry!).
"We're... travelers."
"Oh great! Tourists! You guys have already destroyed the SCUMM Bar! Have you come to take away the rest of the Island and turn Melee into a tourist haven like you guys did to Jambalaya?!" said Guybrush, almost about to cry.
"We have no idea what you're talking about, crazy person..." shouted Popo about to lose his mind from all the things that Guybrush was saying.
"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I NEED FOOD!!!" yelped Kirby as he came out of his hiding place and ran at Guybrush shaking him as fast as a jackhammer smashing on concrete.
"W-w-w-what i-i-i-s th-th-th-is th-th-th-ing!?!?" gasped Guybrush as he was continuously shifting back and forth in Kirby's grip.
"That's Kirby! He's-a the Pink Puffball Star Warrior of Dream Land!" proudly proclaimed Mario.
"AND I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" added Kirby.
"O-o-o-kay! O-o-o-kay!! I-I-I kn-kn-kn-ow j-j-j-ust th-th-th-e p-p-p-lace!!!"
Guybrush first lead the Smashers to Pegnose Pete, who (thanks to the Ultimate Insult) now was a pansy of a pirate and turned over his cut-throat life to be a tailor, "Come back, soon! You guys look GORGEOUS!!!"
Mario was wearing a red swashbuckler cap, a red vest with a white shirt underneath it, a peach dress scarf decorated upon his neck, black pants and brown boots.
Sora was wearing a cloth cap over his head while wearing an eye patch. He also wore a red coat supported by his belt with his cape dangling over. Under this red coat he wore a buttoned sea-blue coat. He also wore black versions of his gloves. He had white baggy pants instead of his normal pants and brown boots.
Diddy exchanged his hat for a bi-cornered hat with the word "LucasArts" on it. He also changed his red shirt for a vest variation.
Donkey Kong was now wearing a scarf instead of a tie, still with the DK on it. He also wore cuffs on his wrists.
Kirby was wearing a blue bandanna on his head and an eye-patch.
Capt. Falcon was wearing a wide tri-cornered hat (it cast a shadow which effectively hid his eyes like his visor), a red bandanna under the hat, a black overcoat, brown gloves and boots, a cutlass and a pistol.
Olimar was wearing a black floral bandanna over his helmet, a black and white striped shirt over his suit, black pirate wristbands, and brown leather pants secured with a belt.
Popo was now wearing a blue, hooded, vest with a blue-striped white shirt underneath, brown gloves and boots, and a pair of blue jeans. Nana was in a red-schemed version of her brother`s clothes.
"That tailor's gay..." Popo told his sister.
"Yeah, he is..." Nana told her brother.
"You'd be surprised to know what he used to do!" Guybrush told the twins.
"Now where's the food?!?" Kirby told everyone.
"Don't worry my pink, ultra-midget pirate, friend! If your friends weren't lying about you being the greatest glutton after That-One-Guy-Who-Ordered-Everything-On-The-Menu-At-An-All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet-Special-At-Planet-Threepwood..."
"You mean Chubby MacLardbutt!" shouted one of the pirates walking in the square.
"Right! Thank you! You can help me get rid of some nasty pests!"
"Trust me Mr. Thriftwood, this will benefit both me and you. ESPECIALLY me!!!" replied Kirby, playing around with his Cutter, at the same time looking menacingly at Guybrush.
Guybrush backed away from Kirby and looked at Capt. Falcon when the racer said, "So, where did you get the name Guybrush?"
"LucasArts was too lazy and saved my file-name as guy. Since they were making my sprite, they saved it as a brush filetype, making it 'guyDOTbrush', the name stuck!"
"... ... ... you're just creepy now..." said the captain who was dressed like a captain.
"Here we are... The LUA Bar... yech... this is what the tourists turned our lovely SCUMM Bar into. I once almost put their business to ruin when I set one of their paintings on fire, too bad it didn't work! You`ll be able to eat and eat here and make them so rich that they'll retire early." said Guybrush.
"That's a unique plan..." exclaimed Sora who was now wearing clothes reminiscent of a pirate.
"It's the perfect plan!" Guybrush shouted in victory.
"Okay, Kirby... Kirby?" Mario looked around for Kirby but found out he wasn't there anymore. The Smashers ran into the LUA Bar and found that Kirby was already eating every single food that was floating on the stream-style conveyor belt, "Mama mia! He's such a glutton!"
"Look at it this way, at least now we know where to go when we get hungry on our mission to stop the heartless and locking this world's keyhole." said Sora to Mario.
"Kirby's making me hungry. I think I'll eat too. Excuse me..." said Olimar after not talking for a while.
Everyone looked at Olimar and felt their stomachs rumbling, "Table for ten, please..."
"Ten? You're bringing the monkeys along?" asked Guybrush.
"Of course! How are we gonna eat then?" both monkeys asked Guybrush
"AHH!!! T-talking monkeys! But then again there was Jojo Jr... sure then! Ten it is!"
"How did you find the cuttlefish, little marshmallow?" asked Guybrush
"HOT!!!! WHY WAS IT ON FIRE!??! HOT!!!!!" replied Kirby who burnt his bandanna 'coz he was now in his Fire form.
"Okay, but how was it?"
"DAMN DELICIOUS!!!!! ORDER ME ANOTHER ONE!!!!"
"So you say this balloon guy here can become anything he eats, huh?"
"Yep!" said Diddy who was chowing down on a chicken leg, "Kirby`s species are morphing creatures that are complete gluttons. When they're really hungry, they'll eat anything. When they tried consuming enemies and items through their vacuum-like ways of eating, they learned that they can take their abilities or functions and use them against their enemies at the same time gaining a funky hat to accompany the power. This has come to be known as the Copy Ability and Kirby can do it on absolutely anything, like the food he just ate..."
"Oh, I get it! I guess it was lucky for him then when Masahiro Sakurai thought up of that for the game Kirby's Adventure and its predecessors... Why am I saying weirder things now?"
"Hey, why don't we leave Kirby here for a while we try to find the keyhole of this world." suggested Capt. Falcon and the other people agreed.
The group exited and left Kirby behind. They walked out of the town and went towards the docks.
"So you have two captains, two monkeys, 3 kids, an Italian, and a pillow for a crew? That's funny!" said Guybrush who found the group stranger than any of his previous ones.
"Two captains? Capt. Falcon is-a not really a captain, it's just a title that he uses." said Mario blatantly.
"Hey! I could be an excellent captain!" argued Capt. Falcon.
"And I'm not a kid! I'm 15." added Sora.
"And I'm getting pissed at all this nonsense!" continued Nana.
"And I just want to get this done with." said a depressed Olimar.
"And I'm Guybrush Threepwood!" said the over-eccentric pirate, making all the irritated Smashers glare at him.
Suddenly, out of the blue, without certain preparation, the Heartless appeared in the darkness of the night. The Smashers got into an offensive stance leaving Guybrush in a confused state somewhere behind them, "... Hey Mario, are these guys with you?"
The Heartless attacked first. A Shadow quickly jumped on Sora who quickly retaliated by summoning his Kingdom Key and slicing it down. Guybrush noticed this and stood somewhere in the back to watch what would happen next. Sora continued slicing some more Shadows when he noticed that some Darkballs started appearing and concentrated on the teleporting Heartless.
Donkey Kong, with his immense strength, took on a cannon-like blue Heartless that was aiming at the gorilla by means of a target that it projects on the ground. He kept beating at it but it was just too tough, so he charged up a punch until steam escaped from his head and released a devastating Giant Punch on the Cannon Gun, destroying it. He then reverted his attention to a Missilediver that was fast approaching.
Capt. Falcon proved that he was a good pirate by making good use of the cutlass and the pistol that he received earlier. He shot several pirate-like Heartless with wings with the pistol and slashed down any that came by. Though he was able to fend the assailants off, he still was not as skilled with a sword as Link or any of the Fire Emblem soldiers, so he dropped both weapons on the ground and went into an offensive stance, taunting the Air Pirates and Air Vikings to come at him.
Olimar plucked out a few Pikmin from the ground (confusing Guybrush) and he ordered them to attack a group of rather small, long-eared Heartless with pointy hats. As the plants approached the creatures, the monsters started spinning like tornadoes, hence its name Tornado Step. Some Pikmin were killed but some retaliated and started beating the Heartless up senselessly. In a battle between plants and shadow-beings... plants lost, so Olimar took revenge personally by doing a headbutt on one of the Tornado Steps and kicking another one. The Tornado Steps looked at each other and one of them shrugged its shoulders. Afterward they started running towards Olimar who, in his defense, plucked more Pikmin.
The sword and the gun that Capt. Falcon dropped earlier were picked up by a Sniperwild. The Ice Climbers noticed this and started running at the Sniperwild. The monkey-like creature noticed them and started calling more Sniperwilds that appeared afterwards. The Ice Climbers looked at each other for a while, nodded, and continued running at the group of monkey-like beings, smashing their hammers in every which direction. The Sniperwilds were truly no match even if they shot at the Ice Climbers with their slingshots, the Ice Climbers were just a really good team.
While the people were fighting, a lone Lance Soldier watched the Smashers and the Heartless fight. Along with him, on top of his head, was Diddy (watching the fight). Diddy watched as most of the Heartless were defeated and finally, out of plain boredom, he revealed his position and started whacking at the Heartless who was caught off-guard. He then kicked the Lance Soldier, doing a flip in the process, and came back on the ground. He caught the lance that the Lance Soldier let go of from falling and used it on some of the Shadows and at the Missilediver attacking Donkey Kong.
Mario was busy with some Pirates and just kept on fighting them like the veteran fighter he truly is. He punched some, kicked some, deflected some of their slices with his wrists (which confused Guybrush more) and surely defeated all. He was just done with his last Pirate when he noticed an Aztec-like Heartless floating in to the field carrying a stone chest in its arms. Mario quickly did a Super Jump Punch to kill an Air Pirate that Sora was fighting, making some coins jump out of his body while doing so (confusing Guybrush again), and told him about the coming Heartless.
Sora noticed it and grunted in irritation, "Not this joker again! He's even brought the chest with him, the cheapskate!! All we have to do is..." but Sora quickly noticed that the Grim Reaper brought another Heartless along with it. Next to the Aztec god of death (Mictlantecuhtli) impersonating Heartless, a gecko-like Heartless appeared out of nowhere and put the entire island under darkness, blinding some of the Smashers. Sora then yelled to the Smashers, "Look for a set of yellow eyes! That's the Illuminator's give-away! Attack it quickly until it's dead, then go for the Grim Reaper once I tell you to!"
"Which-a one's the Illuminator and which one's the..."
"Just look for the eyes!"
"You mean these?" asked Diddy who jabbed his lance at a pair of yellow eyes. Once he did that, the place illuminated again. Sora quickly used his Magnara to bring every single one of the medallions into the chest and quickly yelled, "NOW!!!"
The first attack that hit the Reaper was a powerful lightning bolt. Kirby came out from where he was, though he didn`t look like Kirby anymore, instead he looked just like a lightning rod, "Hey guys! You should really try the Electrified Salmon! It's great! Almost as great as tomatoes!!"
"Kirby!! Keep doing that! Lightning-based attacks are its weakness!"
"Dang dirham then!" said Olimar, making Guybrush get dizzy in all the confusion he's been through, "We should have brought Pikachu with us, I just knew we should have!"
"Don't beat yourself up Olimar and just fight these damn monsters!!" encouraged Capt. Falcon.
"Thank you, stalk-buddy... I mean... (sweat, panic, shiver, hyperventilate)... don't look at me!!"
Capt. Falcon looked at the other captain in a fetal position, "... ... ... Falcon PUNCH!!!" said he as he destroyed a Lance Soldier.
Kirby just kept on firing shots at the Reaper which swung its pendulum at the Star Warrior, "WHOA!!! I gotta stay careful so I can keep this ability! Taste my greasy lightning, sucker!" shouted Kirby as he fired a powerful bolt at the Heartless before darkness struck again.
The Smashers looked around for the set of eyes that they had to hit to illuminate the area again. Olimar found the pair of yellow orbs in the darkness and threw five of his Pikmin at the Illuminator. Fortunately, the whole place lit up as Olimar noticed he threw five Purple Pikmin. Sora quickly used Magnara on the coins that the Grim Reaper was using to heal itself with then, when all were back in the chest, shot a Thundara at the Heartless causing it to flinch. Kirby joined him and it seemed like they were winning. Unfortunately darkness engulfed the island again.
"That lizard is very annoying! Can't we do anything about it?!" complained DK.
"Sorry, Donkey. It just keeps coming back! The only way to kill it is to kill what controls it, the Grim Reaper!!" replied Sora in an angry tone.
"Like-a this!!!" shouted Mario as he threw a huge fireball at the Illuminator, lighting up the whole island in the process.
"Now Kirby!!" shouted Sora after using Magnara on the healing Heartless. Sora thought that this would go on forever but was shocked, along with the others, when a cannonball shot at the Grim Reaper's head knocking it out cold. When the Smashers looked at the direction of where it came from, they found Guybrush with a torch next to a cannon, "I AM a mighty pirate!!!"
The Grim Reaper disappeared along with the Illuminator as the other Heartless retreated to a large Battleship Heartless and tried to sail off.
"Should we follow them?" asked Olimar to the Smashers.
"We should! They will lead us to the Keyhole!" answered Sora.
Guybrush came back and told them, "I know just the person to sell us a ship! He's working at the docks along with the Harbour Mistress. His name is Stan, he'll get us a boat."
The Smashers followed Guybrush as they continued towards the harbour.
The Smashers reached the docks and found it chock full of ships.
"Hey there, Stan! I brought my iced groggoccino, gimme the pitch! You guys might want to drink some, too..." said Guybrush who was feeling wide, wide, WIDE awake.
The Smashers didn't want to argue with Guybrush due to the current situation and all had a drink of the powerful espresso.
"Mamma mia!" Mario
"W-WOW! That's some drink!" Sora
"Eek! Oop! Ack! Chee!" Diddy
"Diddy, what are you talking about?" DK
"That's stronger than Red Bull!" Capt. Falcon
"I c-can,t drink! My helmet's in the way! Turtle snaps!" Olimar
"ICED!!! BANZAI!!!" Popo
"POPO!!! I...I have to agree with you for once... BANZAI!!!" Nana
"Whatever groggoccino is, I LIKE IT!!!" Kirby
"P-pitch, Stan!" said a twitching Guybrush from excess energy.
"Guybrush! So you want something for your old friend Stan, huh? I CAN give you anything you want! Whatever you need, Stan can get it! WHATEVER you desire, Guybrush! Once you listen to my 9 hour pitch, you can get whatever you want, FREE!" said Stan in his sales pitch demeanor.
"N-nine hours!!!" complained the Smashers.
"Hey! He'd stand on his head to make you a deal!" said Guybrush prepared to be bored out of his mind.
"We don't have nine hours! They're getting away!" argued Sora
"Sorry, kid!" said Stan, "No pitch, no boat!"
"Sora, I don't have money on me... nor do I have proper authority since Elaine gave it back to Grandpa! We need to listen to his p-pitch... even if it means nightmares later on..."
"Fine!"
Stan's grin widened and he said, "Okay then, let me start my story on how I first began to be the great salesman that I am today! It started off when I was three..."
1 hour later...
"... then I applied for the job, I was fired on the first day..."
1 hour later...
"... then I started a business selling hats! That's where I got this beauty..."
1 hour later...
"...so I said to him that squares ARE always better than diamonds..."
1 hour later...
"...and then the evil warlock used his magic to burn down the school, and I came to the RESCUE..."
1 hour later...
"...then they called me Stan the Man... or was it Pansy Stan..."
1 hour later...
"...and that's why the chicken crossed the road..."
1 hour later...
"... then I met Guybrush! Then they started calling HIM Pansy Guybrush..."
1 hour later...
"...then I ended up making a coffin business..."
1 hour later...
"... so I told him a sales pitch, it went something like..." BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, "Oh! That's nine hours! Congratulations, freaks! You have just won yourself something FREE!!!"
"I need-a to lie down..." Mario
"I need another long bath..." Sora
"Ape, Baboon, Chimp, Gibbon, Monkey!!!" Diddy
"Look what you DID, you blabber-mouth!!! You turned Diddy crazy!" DK
"I could really Falcon Kick him right now..." Capt. Falcon
"Zzz... h-huh? What? Is it over yet?" Olimar
"ICED!!! BANZAI!!!" Ice Climbers
"The pitch has turned Nana just as insane as Popo!" Kirby
"We listened to your pitch, Stan! You owe us a boat!" Guybrush
"Sure thing! I've heard from the Harbour Mistress that you bought the Dainty Lady before! Guess what, YOU'RE GETTING IT AGAIN!!!!" Stan
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Guybrush as everybody backed away from him.
"What's-a wrong Guybrush?" asked Mario.
"I-it's PINK!!!" argued Guybrush.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Popo who was Squall Hammered in the face by Nana.
"You boob! Aren't I pink?!" argued Nana to her unconscious brother.
"I'm pink. Does that mean you don't like me?" wimpered Popo.
"N-n-no!! I like you! You're hilarious! I-it's just that... it's PINK!!! It's a PINK ship!!!"
"Show us... I can't believe I want to see a pink ship... or am even RIDING one!!" said Sora.
Guybrush lead them somewhere in the docks to reveal a pink ship with a figurehead in the shape of a woman. Nana looked it over and said, "It's not that bad..."
"Thank you, other pink girl." said the figurehead.
"HOLY SHRIMP!!!"
"You don't have to be like that! Some people got no respect for wood these days!"
"Sorry, but I didn't expect the ship to be so ALIVE!"
"Thank that monkey over there! No not you two, I'm talking about my former captain, Mr. Fancy Pants over there!"
"You brought the ship's figurehead to life, Guybrush?" asked Popo.
"Hey! If I didn't, I wouldn't have been able to start Act II!"
"Guybrush, I think it's wise not to confuse us with all your fourth-wall breaking... Cat giblets! He's contagious!" argued Olimar.
"Never mind that!" argued Capt. Falcon, "She may be... er... pink... but she's still a ship and we need one to follow the Heartless that are quickly getting away! And thanks to this strange Mexican Man, (Stan: I'm not Mexican!) they're nine hours ahead! Let's just go!"
"We can't," argued Guybrush, "We have no food, parchments, provisions and necessities! We'll never make it if we try to catch them!"
Kirby raised his hand, "I'll take care of food!"
"And we'll-a take care of provisions! We'll just need to know-a where to get them." said an optimistic Mario.
Guybrush looked at the Smashers who were as ready as ever to start a tri-island chase, "Okay then. I'll get the parchments we need from Ignatius Cheese. Looks like we've got a chase to do!"
End of Chapter 3 in Super Smash Bros: Dark Matter
Shorter chapter!
Now for those of you who don't know the game, I'm very sorry if I totally confused you. But, look at the bright side! Now you know how Guybrush feels about all this! It's confusion mayhem (That's why that's the title of the chapter)!
Now for those of you who know the game, good for you! The chapter starts of in Melee Island and Sora is immediately reminded of Jack Sparrow (but isn't it supposed to be a fact that he doesn't remember Disney characters? He's starting to remember!). They feel awkward at first because they're different from all the random pirates walking around but when they meet Guybrush and see that he's just as weird... in a way... they start to begin feeling easier (especially when he brought them to Pegnose Pete for a clothes change. For those of you who have played the fourth game, yes, I did turn him GAY and into a tailor after his Ultimate Insult incident. Something hads to have happened to him after he disappeared). Diddy got a hat with the words LucasArts on it, too (I'll be doing this for every universe he goes to). Anyways, the heartless attack them and they have a short boss fight. Guybrush cheats to make them win and they shall pursue the Heartless that are retreating. They get a boat after nine hours and get all they need to run after the enemies.
That sums it all up! The next chapters shall be intense because I'm sending them everywhere! They'll be going to Booty Island, Plunder Island, Phatt Island, Scabb Island, Blood Island, Lucre Island, Jambalaya Island, and of course the ever important MONKEY ISLAND!!! On their travels around, they shall encounter someone not from this world but appeared in PotC (wink, wink).
Speaking of Pirates, it just realized that Monkey Island is JUST LIKE PIRATES! PotC stole their idea and just added JACK!!! I they removed Jack and did a lot of fourth-wall breaking in the movie, you might as well have called it Monkey Island with Will Turner playing as Guybrush Threepwood! You don't get it? How about I put it this way: A person who will soon become a pirate falls in love with the Governor's daughter. Eventually, he learns of an undead pirate who captures her later on and he goes to rescue her. Soon he goes in search of cursed treasure. In the third story he marries the governor's daughter who is, herself, a pirate. He also becomes a captain of a ship sometime in the tetralogy (yes, it's true. PotC is becoming a tetralogy. The fourth movie will deal with the Fountain of Youth as depicted in the end of the third move). End of quote! Doesn't that all sound familiar?
Anyways, only the Heartless have appeared for now. Where are the Nobodies? You'll see...
Hope this chapter was good. It's hard to type about some games you haven't done in a while (or haven't played at all)! I'll keep on updating my stories! R&R!
