This chapter idea originated a while ago when I was trying to draw a figure skater and greykitty said it looked like a draconian. So this one goes out to Greykitty! I shall never forget your eternal words of wisdom…

Greykitty: We are encountering some turbulence, please call again later.

He he! I told you I would have my revenge for April fool's day!

And on with the story!

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Raistlin looked around. Where in Nuitari's name was he?

It appeared the sickly mage was standing in a winter wonderland, complete with an army of snowmen wearing brightly colored hats and scarves and a stack of snow balls ready to be thrown. The trees were stripped of their leaves, and there was a snow drift that was about 9.873612 feet tall.

Walking around the snow drift the mage could not believe his eyes…

There, skating gracefully across the ice of a frozen solid pond with their clawed toes were 6 draconians, all extremely graceful. They were wearing sparkling outfits in gaudy colors, which sparkled whenever they did a spin.

Raistlin could only stare, mouth agape.

Then out of nowhere came a talking snowman.

Yes, a talking snowman.

You know like from Frosty the snowman or that narrator from the Rudolph movie?

Yeah, one of those.

Only this talking snowman wasn't caused by magic…because it was Fizban.

Yep, Fizban the Snowman.

And just like in the movie random kids appear from a random school that dropped from the sky. And they all start singing… "Fizban the Snowman! Was a jolly, happy soul! With a walking staff and a ratty hat and a beard that shows he's old!"

Raistlin couldn't believe his eyes.

Then Fizban the Snowman tried to cast a fireball spell and melted himself…so tragic…and all the happy little singing kids started to cry and wail about how they should have brought "good old Fizban" to the train station to be brought to the North Pole to live with Santa.

Then Santa randomly appears and passes out presents to all the kids (and to a slack-jawed Raistlin), resurrects the melted Fizban, gives a hot tub to the undead (yeah, they're there too), and then takes the hand of U.S. Olympic skater Michelle Kwan and joins the draconians on the ice.

However, the ice was not strong enough for all Santa's weight and he fell through the ice (don't worry though, it turns out that Santa floats!) leaving Michelle to skate with the draconians alone.

Then a disco ball dropped out of a cloud and all of the companions skated out to have a roller disco party except they had ice-skates instead of roller-skates.

And yes, everyone was wearing sparkly outfits.

Then Raistlin looked down and realized instead of the robes he usually wore there was…a sparkly black and red costume.

And then all the furry little woodland creatures joined the mad dance/skate party and danced/skated until the sun went down because then Kitiara showed up on Skie and because no one wanted to let her join (because Skie would crack all the ice) she got mad and Skie zapped the disco ball with his lightning breath.

Then everyone went home, except for Raistlin who was still standing there in a stunned silence.

Then the world's largest snowflake fell on him.

---Raistlin wakes up---

Raistlin, still shocked from his dream sat up.

He looked around at the companions and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw no sparkly costumes.

He then looked down…

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If you want this to really be a dream choose ending 1, if you want it to be real choose ending 2.

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Ending 1…at the empty cup that had, earlier, held his tea.

"I've got to stop drinking so much of this tea before bed." He mumbled to himself before lying back down and falling asleep.

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Ending 2…and saw that he was still wearing his black and red, sparkly costume…

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Ha ha ha! I had so much fun writing this! You don't even know… Anywayz, I hope you loved the randomness better than the cheesy story I posted earlier…this was kind of to make sure you didn't think I had gone all mushy and junk… blegh!

Anyways, reviews make the word go 'round so spin my globe people!