Chapter 2: Tears of a Loved Chimchar

The sky was gray.

Pikachu was having a very bad dream. He kept on seeing Chimchar getting repeatedly stabbed with many many sticks. Chimchar kept on screaming to him, but Pikachu could not do anything. Pikachu was about to cry hot man tears, when all of a sudden, Lickitung appeared from behind.

"Lickitung. My best friend is dead." He meowed sadly. "What should I do."

And Lickitung took the moment to lick him in the back, because he knew that Pikachu loved getting licked in the back. It felt soft and moist, with a dash of hope. He could feel a sensitive tickle down there that felt like several berries were shoved and squished down there. The sensation was like a thousand Jigglypuffs jiggling together in the wind. "Jiggly! Jiggly!" they would exclaim. "JIGGLY! JIGG-! JIGG-! JIIIIIIIGG-!"" they would exclaim later.

"Foolish Pikachu." Wobuffet thought maniacally as he was in the clouds. "He does not realize that I am actually Articuno, and not Wobuffet. HAHAHAHHAAHAHA." He laughed maniacally to himself.

As Pikachu was about to explode with gooey energies filled with a sizzling aroma, Pikachu woke up from his dream. "It was just a dream…or was it." He meowed to himself. Pikachu realized that he was in a Volcano. A ragged copy of Clefairy Playboy was near his hardened tail. "Screw Chimchar. Lickitung knows how to treat me right. I will save him for some hot tongue action." And he gathered the blue pokeballs that he found and left.

And since badass was Pikachu, he taked a Pokemotorcycle and did a backflip into the volcano because he can and survives. He went on his motorcycle and wet away.

The sun was up to make sure the skies were not gray. The sun was very disappointed at the sky's behavior. Pikachu couldn't wait to save Lickitung and feel the sensation of an erect toungue brushing his back hairs. It was like a moist fantasy.

"Foolish Pikachu." Articuno thought maniacally as he was getting it on with some hot Jigglypuff action in his magazine. "He does not realize that I am actually Articuno's stepbrother. HAHAHAHHAAHAHA." He exploded maniacally with magical sensational pokejuices in the sky. And all over the land, a new gooey substance was found. Professor Oak deemed this Essence d'Articuno.