AN: I mixed it up really bad in the first part – I haven't seen the movie in a while. Just go with it. Creative liberties.

The Immortal Mr. Turner

William felt the piercing pain of the dagger in his chest, but all he could hear was his love calling out to him. Davy Jones' immortal words continued to ring in his mind, even in those fleeting moments when Elizabeth cradled his dying form. Tell me, Mr. Turner…do you feel death? What if he said no? Sorry, getting ahead of myself here. The only sound he could hear was his beloved wife shouting at him to keep breathing. GOD! They just got married and already she was commanding him like a puppy! Just because she's the pirate king…

As if on cue, Mr. Jones himself recited his famous monologue. Or in this case, his famous sentence; "Tell me, Mr. Turner…do you feel death?" Not yet, but he could feel greasy smelly tentacle goo flying at his face. Jack was still a bit in shock from what had happened to the whelp. He always looked at him like a son. It was almost a damn shame he found his dad. "Do you?" came Jack's response.

Jack was standing still as a statue, holding the heart and his broken sword. How could he save the whelp? Mr. Jones did not look the least bit pleased at Jack's refusal to give up the heart.

Meanwhile, back on the railing, Mr. Forgets-his-lines himself realized where he was. "My son!" He shouted as he ran after Davy; a little later there, Mr. Turner Sr. In this time, Jack managed to use William's hand to stab the heart, resulting in (one of) the most anticlimactic deaths in the history of cinematic adventures. The next instant, Elizabeth turned to see Jack grabbing a rope and a gun, dragging her away from her husband's now lifeless form.

Part of the ship, part of the crew. Part of the ship, part of the crew. Part of the ship, part of the crew. Part of the ship, part of the crew. Part of the ship, part of the crew.


The moment of truth finally came. The armada stood against them, the pirates themselves planning to play a game of cat and mouse, with Jack Sparrow in the lead of the whole damn show. As fate would have it, the now immortal captain of the Dutchman decided to take that moment to show his amazing new features. The delicious piratey goodness that now was Captain Will Turner. His long blonde hair blew in the wind-wait, blonde?

Blonde hair blew in the wind, cascading down his shoulders, his pointy ears sticking out of the locks. Strapped to his back was a quiver, and a satchel of bows. He was more than ready for this fight. He was braced against the wheel, spinning it mindlessly. Elizabeth looked disgusted at the new Will. This wasn't very piraty at all! Suddenly a shout erupted from his father. "Do you know how to fight?"

"Of course I do!" Shouted Will Jr. "I was in Lord of the Rings, you know! And I made every single sword we're about to use!"

Suffice it to say, Cuttler did not die in the bloodbath as originally planned; he died laughing hysterically. The comment could be heard echoing on the beach, as Elizabeth chased after her love. "Wait!" she shouted as she chased after him along the eddies. "How did you get your hair that fabulous blonde color?"


I should have made an attempt to at least add detail to this – but I suck miserably at sword fighting…or any kind of fighting, for that matter, so this was the best I could come up with. There's two versions of this – so I'll upload them both (they're drastically different). =) As always, read and review, and I'll give you some proverbial Rum!

FUNFACT: My email for this account has, and always will be "willturnermadethis", why, might you ask? My friend Heather and I watched the first POTC over a thousand times, so we decided to watch it with commentary. There's a scene where they asked if he could fight and he says "of course I can! I was in Lord of the Rings, you know!" which kind of brought about this next part. We were watching it again, and it got to the part where Jack says "Who made all these?" And Will answers "I did! And I train with them 3 hours a day!" At that time I was wearing a lot of metal, and hence the name 'Will Turner Made This'