When Sakura and Michael arrive at the 11th divisions training grounds they were stunned to see the majority of the squad was there. At least that is until Ikkaku came up and said, "Man, so the rumors were true about a female being forced into our squad." Just then, Kenpachi said, "I would not under estimate her. She won the placement tournament and didn't draw her zanpakutou until required." Ikkaku said to Sakura, "So you think your tough shit huh…" just then Ikkaku went flying as Sakura smiled and replied, "Be for warned I hit those that get in my face. " She then turned to Kenpachi and said, "I would like permission to have dinner with my father tonight." Kenpachi then cracks a grin and says loud enough for the entire squad to hear, "Sure thing Yamamoto Sakura and tell that old geezer just how hard you hit Ikkaku because I can tell already that you held back and be prepared tomorrow to fight because I need to know where you fall in my squad." Just then, the entire squad erupted in to questions. Sakura turned and smiled while saying, "Capitan Yamamoto is my adoptive father and I grew up sparring against him." With that, she turned and walked off towards first division headquarters.
The next day Sakura started the process of determining where she fell into the squad. This meant that the fourth squad Capitan and her opponent in the final round were there to heal the injuries of the defeated. She thought nothing of who all she defeated at least until she reached the fifth seat you know the one. The idiot with feathers for eyebrows. After she had beaten him, she stood there and said where's the fourth seat. To this Kenpachi laughed and said the moron you just beat is technique the fourth as well but refuses the answer to the fourth seat summons claiming that the number four is ugly. Sakura who knew that fourth seats were where the paper work began then asked, "Is it all right if I'm now known as the fourth seat?" Kenpachi smiled and said, "Fine by me but that means you help with paper work and all that jazz." Sakura just shrugged and said, "It is no different from when I did the filing for dad and what not. In fact he requested that I make sure that you do your paperwork whenever I'm here" At this Unohana laughed and said, "Good luck."
"Are you kidding I came up with some of dad's more inventive ways of getting new recruits to do their own paper work." Sakura answered with a slightly evil smile while meeting Kenpachi's eyes without batting a lash.
At this Ikkaku said, "What do you mean more inventive ways?" To this Sakura replied, "For his third seat if he doesn't finish all of his paper work promptly then he has to eat curry straight. He always ends up unable to fight compently afterwards for three days, but still has to go on his normally assigned missions anyways. If he would do his paper work and hand it in on time then he would not have had to eat the curry in the first place. There are other ways but it varies for person to person."
At this Unohana laughed and said, "I hope you don't try something that stupid with Kenpachi."
"Are You kidding With him all I would probably mention a sparring match with different fighting styles and say only if all the paper work is up to date and properly filed," Sakura ginned with an raised
Eyebrow.
At this, every one stood stunned, because that was in fact the smartest possible answer and the stupidest all at the same time. Then all of 11th squad shouted, "Are you nuts."In addition, Sakura said, "A Captains paper work is not done until he has reviewed all of the reports that are required for each squad member to hand in and then he has to file it away in all the proper locations. Therefore, not only does he have his own work to worry about but he cannot complete it until his underlings have all of their work done as well. For that reason, I should be safe for about ten years, because that is my estimated time that it will take to complete all the backed up paperwork and the up to date paperwork as well. In fact for every day that you are caught up before that ten year limit is up I will cook a meal for the entire division but only if you all are caught up."
Unohana Blinked because every member of the 11th squad were all pulling out bits of paper work and getting started immediately. She then said, "Are you the one that first squad calls in when there is an increase of paper work."
"How ever did you guess," Sakura replied while batting her eyelashes like an innocent maiden.
