Know Your Stars; Kurama!
By; Poison-chan
Disclaimer; I wish I owned YYH cuz then Yusuke would have some weird catch phrase! XD


Know Yours Stars.

Know Yours Stars.

Know Yours Stars.

Know.

Yours.

Stars.

Standing in the middle of a large stage in the dark, our favorite red haired foxy foxy looked around. Unknown to him, a banana cosplaying as a taco was sitting on a stool to his left. The crowd of THREE now leaned forward in their seats to see who was the new victim. Like Chuck Norris, a voice of the angels appeared.

"Kukukukukukuku…."

"Huh? NARAKU!?!?!"

"No, wrong anime foxy."

"Oh…"

CLICK! A light as bright as the sun was directed in a spotlight at Kurama.

"AHHH MY EYES!!"

"Kukukukuku. Kurama….is blind."

"I am now!"

"Kurama…is a gay male stripper."

"No I'm not!!"

"Yes you are. Hiei told me so. He's your favorite customer huh? Oh man, wait till Kylie learns this!"

"Kylie..? Dylan's friend? What does she have to do with anything?"

"You love her."

"Lies!!"

"God does not speak lies!!"

"Your not God!!"

"Then why is my voice coming down from above with a angels chorus?" The person in the control room hit a button where a whole pocky box full of angels sang.

"…That's wasn't weird at all…"

"I know right? Anyways…Kurama….is a box."

"A box?"

"A box."

"I'm a fox in a box?"

"With the pox."

"Do I wear...socks?"

"Yes and you like cox."

"…That's spelt wrong and that's DISGUISTING!! Didn't you just say I loved Kylie?"

"YOU ADMIT IT!!!!!"

"NO!"

"So it's a secret?""I don't love her!!"

The announcer got silent for a minute before grinning.

"Kurama….is a Pringle."

"What? I need a seat…"Kurama sighed as he moved to the stool and sat. A crunchy smush sound appeared along with a loud girly scream. From above.

"FRANK!!!!! NO FRANK!!! YOU KILL HIM YOU ASSHOLE!!"

"I am not a asshole and It was a banana in a taco shell!!"

"Everyone has a asshole so everyone IS one. AND IT WAS MY TUESDAY LOVER!!!"

"That's gross…"

"…HI!!! Who are you stranger? Mmmm damn you got pretty feet."

Kurama gagged on his spit before looking up. "Save me God."

"I don't think I will. Thanks for calling."

"YOUR NOT GOD-"

"Annnndddd now you know Kurama….The blind gay male stripper for Hiei who is in love with Kylie fox in a box with the pox with socks that likes cox Pringle Frank killer non God believer. Yayyyy. Let's give him a trip to happy land now!!"

The same bluff guys in white with needles appeared after the person above snapped(badly) as the lights dimmed.

"Why me?!?! IM TOO PRETTY FOR THIS!!!!!"

note; If you have anyone from Yu Yu Hakusho that you want to show up on this, PM me. :3 I'll make them one!