A/N: Of course I do not own The Lord of the Rings, and this is a new story, if you have any questions, comments and suggestions, please tell me so, for it would help with my writing of the story.

Title: Oh my GOSH, NO WAY!!

Chapter 2

Arda

Barbie, slowly made her way along the street, crowded by people shopping, as she was shopping as well along the boutiques, killing the time before she could go to her first date with Richard. It was the first time she had agreed or has the courage to go out with anyone, especially with the man he likes. She might be beautiful, but there were times she had felt insecure.

Richard wasn't just any man she likes, as long as she can remember; it wasn't just a "like", as long as she can remember; she was already in love with him, but it was only a one sided love, her side.

"Hello?" she answered her hand phone which was ringing loudly inside her bag, her face suddenly turned delighted to hear who it was.

"Hey… how are you?"

"I'm fine… I'll be seeing you in the coffee shop in a few minutes… but which one?" she said, feeling excited.

"Look straight… and you'll find the coffee shop…"he said.

She turned to look straight, finding a nearby coffee shop across the street and finding Richard sitting in one of the outside tables, drinking a cup of coffee; he smiled and waved at her upon seeing her across the street.

She waved back, as she planned to cross the other side, but the cars were still on the go, as she looked beside her, she found a little girl who was playing with her ball, the ball then rolled over in the middle of the street where the cars were still rushing and are on the go.

The little girl, in shock of many people, almost crossed the street, but Barbie had managed to pull her back.

"Hey… don't cross the street while the cars are on the go, and don't ever play ball here, got that?" Barbie said to the little girl.

"Yes…"the little girl said giving her a nod.

A few seconds later without a notice, the girl, attempted to cross the street, trying to retrieve her ball, and to everyone's alarm, a car was rushing ahead, Barbie, immediately rushed down across to the street, and pushed the little girl out of the way, and into the sidewalk, Her eyes had then widen to find a car rushing towards her and hit her.

People immediately rushed across the street, to aid her, some; immediately dialed their hand phones and called for an ambulance, Richard who was in the coffee shop, immediately rushed out, into the middle of the street, to where Barbie's body had landed, and held her into his arms.

"Barbie, please stay with me… stay with me… do you hear me? Stay with me…" he said, with concern.

Barbie, who was still a little conscious, smiled at Richard, she was happy, that Richard was at least concerned about her, and she smiled at him, surroundings turning dark, and then she closed her eyes.

"Barbie? Barbie!!" Richard said, shaking her. "Call the ambulance please! Help!" Richard yelled.

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Dawn

A light had shone, on one of the parts of the forest, as the face of Lord Legolas was delighted upon seeing it.

"She's here…" Gandalf, said smilingly.

Elladan and Elrohir Immediately rushed to the Elven King's Study, to tell of what they had seen.

"Legolas, she's here…" Elladan said.

"I know, prepare your horses, where going to ride to that part of the forest" Legolas said as he goes out of his study, hiding the delight he was feeling.

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Barbie woke up finding herself at a strange place; the forest was in the color of dark green, and looked very serene. She found herself sitting under the tree, and then to her shock, her pretty red coat was already dirtied with mud, how she loved that coat, she angrily tried to wipe it off, more worried about it, than her situation right now, where she doesn't know where she is.

She then looked ahead finding, a group galloping towards where she is, she didn't feel afraid or backed away, she just continued to wipe the mud off her coat.

The group, stopped, a few meters away from her, and two people got down from their horse, and they looked alike, obviously knowing they were twins

"Sister… welcome back…" one of them said.

Barbie, immediately backed off, upon looking closely and clearly at them, all of them were beautiful people, but they were and looked very strange, and that was the only time she began to worry where she is.

"Woah… woah!! Dude!! I don't remember having any siblings… and where am I?" she said backing off a bit more, and looked around.

"You're in Mirkwood, please come with us sister." The other twin said reaching out his hand.

"Woah! I don't remember having any brothers!" she said, backing off a bit more.

"Please… Cuilpantiel…"

"Don't get any closer!!" she yelled at them.

And just all of the sudden, another group came, galloping, and stopped a few meters away from them, but there was someone that had caught her attention, in the group, he was a handsome man with strong and perfect facial features. Like the others he was beautiful, but he was different for her than the others. She then brought back her attention, to the two people who were infront of her.

"And certainly my name isn't Cuilpantiel!!" she yelled to both of them, "and who are you people!!" she said, backing off more.

"I'm Elladan, and this is Elrohir… were your brothers… and the person over there is the king of this realm, Lord Legolas Thranduillion"

"And what is he? My husband? Hahahahahaha" she said laughing hysterically at the thought.

Legolas's face frowned upon seeing her laugh, this angered him a bit, controlling himself, not going down from his horse, He had waited for this lady to come back for a long time, but after all this time, this is what she is going to do?.

The twins looked at each other worriedly, if she doesn't remember her own name or that they were her brothers, the more she won't remember her own husband, and the more she would be taken aback that she was right in saying that Legolas was her husband.

"Yes… he-he's your husband…"Elrohir said.

Barbie stopped laughing, her face, turned serious; "Hey! I don't have a husband!! I'm still single!! And my name is Barbie not Cuilpantiel! So please, stop making up stories" she yelled.

Legolas, was already fuming in anger, everyone can sense it, especially the twins and Gandalf. How can she say this in his presence?

Barbie immediately looked inside her posh bag, looking for her much-loved hand phone, it was gone, and there was nothing inside anymore, except pepper spray.

"Wait! Pepper spray? Great!" she said to herself, breaking into a run, as the twins chased after her.

She ran as fast as she could, but it seems, this two were faster, without a notice, she tripped over a root of a tree, and fell down, the twins, immediately rushed towards her to help her up but instead, they were kicked on their knees hard and sprayed in the eyes by pepper spray, both fell down the ground, rubbing their eyes in pain.

Legolas knew he needs to take action, upon seeing what was happening; he got down from his horse, and chased after her.

"Don't get any closer!!" she yelled, but he ignored it, walking forward.

She attempted to use the pepper spray on him, but he knocked in out from her hands, fast, that she didn't notice, she attempted to punch him then, but he had caught her fist as well, and pulled her, she protested, making them both fall on the ground on their knees, she fought back, trying to kick him, and she did, in his leg, but he took the pain, trying to hold her down.

She continued kicking and screaming, trying to let herself go from his grasps, she kicked again, harder this time, in his other leg, making him let go of her, and she having the chance to escape. She hurriedly stood up, but he pulled her back again.

"LET ME GO!!" she yelled.

The situation left Legolas with no choice; she just wouldn't give up, he hit her in her abdomen, making her faint, and immediately caught her when she fainted, and carried her to his horse.

Gandalf looked at Legolas as he mounted her into his horse.

"I had no choice…" Legolas said and sighed, and the group rode back to Mirkwood.

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A/N: Thank you for reading please send me your questions, comments and suggestions, , Constructive Criticism, that's what I want, criticize me all you want, but please do not be sarcastic, please be straight to the point for it would help me with my writing.

Just In case if your wondering how the character; Richard looks like, just think of Jake Gyllenhall.